Steve 🇵🇸
artificialsteve.bsky.social
Steve 🇵🇸
@artificialsteve.bsky.social
📍Berlin

Trans rights are human rights • Never stan anybody or anything • He/Him • Painfully suffering LCFC fan • End the genocidal Israeli occupation of Palestine 🍉
Ooh yeah I’m up for this. Perfect albums from when I was 16.

“How Many Licks?” is a fucking masterpiece.
January 27, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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Calling transphobia a 'gateway drug' to the far right undersells it. It's pure accelerant. Grimly fascinating to guess what crankery becomes any famous transphobe's secondary obsession, cos they all have one: 15 minute cities are fascism! Grok noncing is cool! ICE are good! We should kill all dogs!
January 27, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Morgan "0% Strategy" McSweeney masterclass again.

Burnham was probably the only Labour figure who could stop the seat being taken by Reform or The Greens. As it stands now given the -12% swing in the last election it's a two-horse race. Zack needs to stand for the Greens to win this.
January 25, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Jade they could never make me hate you. #TheTraitors
January 16, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Pivoting to #TheTraitorsUS and these have to be the most infuriatingly stupid bunch of Faithfuls. Eric "I obsess over mixes so it was definitely your voice" Nam. Rinna was squirming in her seat though.
January 16, 2026 at 9:21 AM
What the fuck have I just watched? I've never seen someone commit Harakiri on national television before. #TheTraitors
Harriet is the best to ever play this game. #TheTraitors
January 15, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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Ofcom may take decisive action against X, like requiring it to apologise in eight months on a webpage so buried that nobody will read it.
January 12, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Harriet is the best to ever play this game. #TheTraitors
January 11, 2026 at 11:41 AM
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The goal here is martial law. It’s martial law. Let’s be clear about that.
January 10, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Please banish or murder that Zionist dickwad. #TheTraitors
January 9, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Fucking Porsha 🤣. #TheTraitors
January 9, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Got two episodes of "Yourself" to catch up on. #TheTraitors
January 8, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Or Harriet, or Fiona. #TheTraitors
The Secret Traitor has got to be Ellie, right? She's the only one who's struck me with enough surface intellect to play this so far. Naming Maz again was smart because you need to keep your name out of the list for as long as possible. #thetraitors
January 4, 2026 at 5:55 PM
So what's the plan, Kaja, when Trump decides he's had enough of the DSA and decides to send the US Army to Brussels? Are you just going to 'monitor' that as well? The stable door is open and the horse has already bolted because if you legitimise this then everything is fair game.
I have spoken with Secretary of State Marco Rubio and our Ambassador in Caracas. The EU is closely monitoring the situation in Venezuela.

The EU has repeatedly stated that Mr Maduro lacks legitimacy and has defended a peaceful transition. (1/2)
January 3, 2026 at 12:33 PM
The Secret Traitor has got to be Ellie, right? She's the only one who's struck me with enough surface intellect to play this so far. Naming Maz again was smart because you need to keep your name out of the list for as long as possible. #thetraitors
January 2, 2026 at 11:41 PM
One of the traitors is a year younger than me and from the same town I grew up in. Maybe I went to school with him?
January 2, 2026 at 11:38 PM
I always thought my apartment was missing a coat bath and they called me insane for it.
Oh shit waddup
December 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Why are they making Dustin so unlikable and Zio-Twink the hero? #StrangerThings
November 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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do not give labour a single vote under any circumstances
The Sun has been told Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood will on Monday propose confiscating jewellery, watches, necklaces from asylum seekers to meet asylum costs

This reflects the most controversial aspect of the Danish scheme - the Jewellery Law. The toughest Labour MPs thought this was OTT
November 17, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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it's basically impossible to argue with this, they have won significant policy concessions, and there's no reason to think they'll stop pushing now that Labour have opened the door for them
They must be proud with this endorsement, they worked hard for it.
November 16, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Who knew she'd be worse than Priti Awful? Oh wait, everyone.

Given poll after poll is screaming at Labour to not chase after the Reform votes by enforcing performative cruelty on the most vulnerable of society, it makes sense that this cabal of idiots is pushing policy like this. Absolute brainrot.
November 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Taylor Swift when a Utah theme park uses her music: 😡🤬🚫💲

Taylor Swift when Donald Trump uses her music: 🤫🤐😑🙈
November 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I couldn't give two shits what Wes Streeting does unless it involves yeeting himself into the sun.
November 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Emily Maitlis brags about her, Deb Cohen, and Hannah Barnes getting the Tavistock GIDS service shut down.

What she doesn't talk about is how Newsnight journalists manufactured outrage and concocted "scandals" based on unethical journalism - which they were called out for, but tried to hide...

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Emily Maitlis admitting she worked at the bbc to try and get healthcare for trans people shut down
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM