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artemille
@artemille.bsky.social
a hedonistic danger to myself
🫖🐢🐶🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ ☭ 🌳💨♿️
another autistic agender fem with bone diseases and maximalist fae vibes (he/him/she/her/one)
a lot of tea. more than that.
Pinned
finally using this i guess?

🌳weed/glass/e rigs/dryherb vape
🍂gongfu/teapots/sheng puer
🐢tortoise
🐶shihtzus/dog training
🌹perfume/incense/oud
❤️communism
🏳️‍🌈 lgbtqia
🦀 maryland
🧑🏻‍🦽disability/eds etc/ankylosing spondylitis
🍳foodie/cooking/fermenting
🪴plants/vivariums
🧸toys/gadgets/plushies/dollfie
blaming every life problem on your ex from half a decade ago is weird. it’s weird sue.
October 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
i return.
October 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
my er doctor was interesting. kinda an ass, but he respected my knowledge of my own disabilities. he did all the tests and more, and essentially came back with we both know your ehlers danlos is ehlers danlosing, and your spondylitis is spondylitising, & your meds at home are stronger than we have🤷🏻
January 31, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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did trump actually cause the mid-air collision at DCA? probably not. should we say he did? obviously yes
January 30, 2025 at 9:01 AM
in the er for achey tiddy

likely a sprained rib. but they’re checking for lung cysts and hidradenitis suppurativa scar tissue first because it wasn’t broken and i had a hs flare a week before.
January 30, 2025 at 9:48 AM
one thing i didn’t think about with a new presidency: a new white house press spokeswoman who has to say “doge” out loud, and will probably quit in a month.
January 29, 2025 at 5:00 AM
coughing from a dab, jump up to get water;
suddenly the full force of POTS and a triple dose of cyclobenzaprine hits me as i grip the bathroom door frame.

certainly high now sheesh
January 29, 2025 at 4:48 AM
viola - volks dear sd nayu
cherise ciel - volks sd midi sweet dream angel una
January 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
where is it on the pain scale when you gotta lamaze breathe to get through it?

i can’t tell if what im dealing with is scar tissue and a hidradenitis flare under my skin, or i broke a rib from coughing. too high to be bile duct colic.
January 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
so like, with everything going on with america right now, i thinks it’s gonna be a hard sell, but: “blue hair and pronouns,” “manic pixie dream girl,” and many combos of femme, not cis, autistic, alt fashion, mentally and chronically disabled person is essentially the third sex.
January 27, 2025 at 5:16 AM
i don’t know how to snap my fingers, am i still allowed to be gay?
January 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
that feel when you click EVERY WRONG BUTTON during a risky text
January 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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January 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
trump presidency predictions as seen through puer tea:

LP raises prices and loses to european abd taiwan/malaysia/singapore based shops.

he decides to actually ban the men who made half the discord leave.

w2t will have to actually say where their leaves came from.
January 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
one problem with my impulse control is that i know a lot of really easy ways to spend $10,000 in a few clicks, that ends up looking like not much.

tax return looming, and weed glass paraphernalia and yang qing hao want my cash.
January 26, 2025 at 6:14 AM
i’ve been buying the bougie eggs this whole time and the bougie eggs are still the same price
January 25, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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this kicks ass lmfao
January 24, 2025 at 4:43 AM
gotta love how i bought a shihtzu from a breeder with good genes, coming from one of her tinier pairs; and my ass, while picking for color markings, i got the beefy first born boy twice the size of his parents. i swear he’s still growing what the fucka
January 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Mods are asleep post random images from Cunk on Earth
January 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
looking at this 5g jar of primo rosin, thinking i could finish this in a day. but then i remembered we don’t have civil rights anymore so maybe i should take a t break to save money on future rosin.
January 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
that feel when you join a website or app and you increasingly feel like you’re the only one there.
January 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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my least controversial opinion is that if you’re defending Musk’s nazi solute, you should [redacted] yourself
January 23, 2025 at 2:04 AM
using a sonic jewelry cleaner for my puffco attachments is amazing.
January 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
i think i forgot who i pay for pet insurance. also im not sure if im still paying for it? i dont remember seeing the charges ever?
January 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
it’s always weird when people use “objective science” to claim something in their favor. like science isn’t just objective. theres a lot of variables depending on what the fuck ever you’re referencing.
January 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM