The other day at the grocery store a guy rung up a total of $69.69 and not only did he betray no reaction, he actually argued that something was on sale and ruined it by bringing the price down to $67. a person like that might as well be a space alien to me

wow... that's a gleam. that's pride of ownership

Frodo and pippin sure. Merry absolutely. But you would never get the better of Sam’s center of gravity with a slap. you would bounce off him like a flea off a balloon

Not exactly the same thing, but in Map Ref 41 Degrees N 93 Degrees W by Wire, the singer goes "chorus!" to announce that the chorus is about to happen

weirdest one I ever got was Farmer in the City by Scott Walker playing at Bi-Rite but that counts a little less since it isn't a national chain... but thank you Bi-Rite for these extremely oppressive vibes all the same

Jesus and Mary Chain and Dinosaur Jr were also playing but somehow Soup Dragons was the one where I had to stop and marvel at how incomprehensible our world has become

how dare you