Today in No Thanks: please send my regrets, I will be unable to do so at this time
November 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Today in No Thanks: please send my regrets, I will be unable to do so at this time
who's ready to let SATAN take the wheel for a brutal afternoon of balls-to-the-wall classics from the the most extreme hard rockers of all time
November 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
who's ready to let SATAN take the wheel for a brutal afternoon of balls-to-the-wall classics from the the most extreme hard rockers of all time
I have a complicated relationship with Oasis because Noel Gallagher is the worst lyricist who ever lived and he plays guitar like John Squire wearing oven mitts, but when the Big Guitars hit right before the second chorus of Champagne Supernova I'm always like
November 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I have a complicated relationship with Oasis because Noel Gallagher is the worst lyricist who ever lived and he plays guitar like John Squire wearing oven mitts, but when the Big Guitars hit right before the second chorus of Champagne Supernova I'm always like
this is kind of like that story where the guy from jamiroquai got so mad at winona ryder for being horny that he continued to be the guy from jamiroquai
October 9, 2025 at 5:00 AM
this is kind of like that story where the guy from jamiroquai got so mad at winona ryder for being horny that he continued to be the guy from jamiroquai
be careful out there. if you see a deal that seems too good to be true, it probably is.
October 8, 2025 at 5:06 AM
be careful out there. if you see a deal that seems too good to be true, it probably is.
i'm always going to click any headline i see about this band because i'm ALWAYS in the mood to read this guy's name one more time
October 3, 2025 at 3:43 PM
i'm always going to click any headline i see about this band because i'm ALWAYS in the mood to read this guy's name one more time
when i want to reaffirm the universal value of life, my two go-tos are definitely "ai" and "brand campaign"
September 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
when i want to reaffirm the universal value of life, my two go-tos are definitely "ai" and "brand campaign"
this promo photo of avril promoting her wine (?) looks like a @baybayfriend.bsky.social narrative game screenshot
September 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
this promo photo of avril promoting her wine (?) looks like a @baybayfriend.bsky.social narrative game screenshot
Today in No Thanks: I appreciate the offer but I will respectfully decline
September 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Today in No Thanks: I appreciate the offer but I will respectfully decline
we are truly living in a fascist state
August 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
we are truly living in a fascist state
I take that back, just spotted one woman in the usual “Madmartigan female disguise” cosplay we’ve seen a million times. But hey at least it’s not yet another Burglekutt.
August 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I take that back, just spotted one woman in the usual “Madmartigan female disguise” cosplay we’ve seen a million times. But hey at least it’s not yet another Burglekutt.
One film character that I wish was real, on account of having the right skills and moral framework to solve our current political predicament, is Black Dynamite
August 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
One film character that I wish was real, on account of having the right skills and moral framework to solve our current political predicament, is Black Dynamite
THREAD: While most commentary has framed the struggles of Sesame Street as a business story or even a political one, no serious analysis should ignore the creative problems introduced by Abby, a "Mary Sue" character whose unlimited magical powers put the series into a storytelling tailspin (1/58)
August 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
THREAD: While most commentary has framed the struggles of Sesame Street as a business story or even a political one, no serious analysis should ignore the creative problems introduced by Abby, a "Mary Sue" character whose unlimited magical powers put the series into a storytelling tailspin (1/58)
today's new guy is ready to explore the frontiers of human experience
August 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
today's new guy is ready to explore the frontiers of human experience
Cheers to these fellas. Even if I had my five rowdiest friends with me, I don't think we could put down more than like 128,000 beers total in one night
August 1, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Cheers to these fellas. Even if I had my five rowdiest friends with me, I don't think we could put down more than like 128,000 beers total in one night
I was chatting with my mom on Facebook (sorry, moms still use it) and told her that I had COVID and Meta AI very helpfully offered to remind me about my next message
July 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I was chatting with my mom on Facebook (sorry, moms still use it) and told her that I had COVID and Meta AI very helpfully offered to remind me about my next message
I bet if I got some steel wool and Celotex and maybe some beeswax for a final coat I could turn this into an extremely productive 10-ply orgone accumulator... it would pay for itself within 5 years
July 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I bet if I got some steel wool and Celotex and maybe some beeswax for a final coat I could turn this into an extremely productive 10-ply orgone accumulator... it would pay for itself within 5 years
Today in No Thanks: Thank you, but absolutely not. I must firmly decline this offer.
July 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Today in No Thanks: Thank you, but absolutely not. I must firmly decline this offer.