Not to brag but I’m dumping your product for shoving AI into it.

“Wearing that Kim Jong-Il hat, your grandma’s selling pills, stat. Meanwhile I’m worried I can’t pay my fuckin’ bills”

I tell you what, I've had more personal epiphanies and "spiritual peace" while alone with coffee and nicotine than I ever have in Church.

(3/3)...and didn't know where he was. Used the address he put on the form to raid his house. Found $100k, a meth lab, a bunch of illegal firearms, and a human skull.

But yes, Mr. Sheriff, you've known him for years and he's a good guy.

(2/3)...from the sheriff. I said "you failed your background check, I'm not selling it." The sheriff calls and chews me out. "I've known this guy for years, sell it to him." Well, in the interim, FBI had a warrant....

The best one: Guy comes in to buy a shotgun. Fails his background check. Then his wife tries to buy it for him, which is a felony, and I cannot do. They come back later, she says it's for her. I said "I still can't sell it to you." They threaten to sue. Come back later with a permit... (1/3)

300-pound butch lesbian (not hating, just describing) with open-toed shoes, no toenails, no deodorant: "I need an air mattress for me and my wife here. We're going camping and need something than can hold up to us really puttin' it through the paces if you get my drift."

"Do you have any gun socks?" (It's a fabric sleeve you put on a shotgun or rifle when storing it for the season.)

"No, we're all out right now. But we'll have some in next week."

(Proceeds to turn around, fart on me, and walk off.)

"Hey can you tell me where the thing is?"

"Sorry, I'm not working right now."

"But you do work here, right?"

"Yes."

"So you know where it is?"

"I'm shopping right now, sir."

"THIS IS CAUSE I'M BLACK ISN'T IT?"

"....what? It's over there. Goddamn."

"GODDAMN INDEED!"

"How dare you put a camera in my face as I yell at people with my camera in their face."

"How dare you put a camera in my face as I video people with my camera in their face."

I watched that movie intently and still have no idea what the hell happened or why it was such a big deal.

it's good that people who work for ICE are being ostracized by their communities and confronted at their churches. that's actually what living in a society is

I'm online because I like to write but lack the brain circuitry to put it together in book form.

This is the only skeet I saw in this thread and I demand to know more about this mammary monster.

Re: Thunderstruck. Yes, that song they play at all the sporting events and kids' programs is about getting blown. "I was shaking at the knees, could I come again please? Yeah the ladies were too kind."

Come on, seriously.

AC/DC - Basic bluesy chord progressions about getting drunk and bustin' a nut. Have a Drink On Me, Thunderstruck (it's about getting a bj, didn't you know), Shot in the Dark, literally 90% of their catalog, etc.