Armath Early
@armathearly.bsky.social
Gardener, woodworker, backpacker. Ham radio and bushcraft. Proud Freemason.
Historian of 19th Century American Religion and a smidge of 15th Century "German". MA in History, Luther Seminary.
Historian of 19th Century American Religion and a smidge of 15th Century "German". MA in History, Luther Seminary.
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Armath Early
@armathearly.bsky.social
· Dec 17
I never used Twitter cause it felt like I was talking to myself. No replies, no conversations.
Then I came here and met all sorts of interesting people. Learned things about them, made friends even!
Then this place got popular and I’m back to being a mouse squeak in a cacophony of bullshit.
Then I came here and met all sorts of interesting people. Learned things about them, made friends even!
Then this place got popular and I’m back to being a mouse squeak in a cacophony of bullshit.
I don’t know what I find more disgusting- discovering I was tricked into reading a vampire romance novel, or the fact I’m halfway through and can’t put it down. 😣
December 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I don’t know what I find more disgusting- discovering I was tricked into reading a vampire romance novel, or the fact I’m halfway through and can’t put it down. 😣
How anybody thinks this human plecostomus is an authority on anything besides algae eating is beyond me.
December 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
How anybody thinks this human plecostomus is an authority on anything besides algae eating is beyond me.
These dudes are so far in the closet that they're behind the clothes I haven't worn for 10 years.
"Everything straight is actually gay" is my favourite kind of ragebait posts by these morons.
December 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
These dudes are so far in the closet that they're behind the clothes I haven't worn for 10 years.
What do I look like I do for a living? Wrong answers only.
December 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
What do I look like I do for a living? Wrong answers only.
Coming this Fall to ABC: He's a priest, and it's a skull! It's Father and the Head, Wednesdays at 9/8 central!"
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Coming this Fall to ABC: He's a priest, and it's a skull! It's Father and the Head, Wednesdays at 9/8 central!"
I will not tolerate this slander. Ever since he said his evening regimen was "whiskey and cigarettes" he's been my favorite.
www.thedailybeast.com/tv-staffers-...
www.thedailybeast.com/tv-staffers-...
TV Staffers Mock New Evening Anchor’s Job as ‘Toilet Seat’
A “mediocre straight white man” is taking over a network’s biggest role.
www.thedailybeast.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I will not tolerate this slander. Ever since he said his evening regimen was "whiskey and cigarettes" he's been my favorite.
www.thedailybeast.com/tv-staffers-...
www.thedailybeast.com/tv-staffers-...
“You’re seeing this because your adblocker is enabled. Please disable it.”
Yeah. I’m totally gonna do that instead of just blocking your nag window.
Yeah. I’m totally gonna do that instead of just blocking your nag window.
December 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
“You’re seeing this because your adblocker is enabled. Please disable it.”
Yeah. I’m totally gonna do that instead of just blocking your nag window.
Yeah. I’m totally gonna do that instead of just blocking your nag window.
Pardon me while I get back on my “best songs you’ve never heard” wagon.
#ACDC
youtube.com/watch?v=u9wy...
#ACDC
youtube.com/watch?v=u9wy...
Big Gun
YouTube video by AC/DC - Topic
music.youtube.com
December 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Pardon me while I get back on my “best songs you’ve never heard” wagon.
#ACDC
youtube.com/watch?v=u9wy...
#ACDC
youtube.com/watch?v=u9wy...
I feel like randomly bringing up a local girls' basketball player, famous for more than playing basketball.
December 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I feel like randomly bringing up a local girls' basketball player, famous for more than playing basketball.
Imagine being this incapable of basic human function.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Imagine being this incapable of basic human function.
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
You can take the hillbilly out of the hills, but you can't take the hills out of the hillbilly.
December 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
You can take the hillbilly out of the hills, but you can't take the hills out of the hillbilly.
December 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
You can take the hillbilly out of the hills, but you can't take the hills out of the hillbilly.
December 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Researchers of Bsky: Do you use any specialized software to “timeline” events you’re researching? Also, what writing software do you use? Anything special? Just a word processor or something more specialized?
December 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Researchers of Bsky: Do you use any specialized software to “timeline” events you’re researching? Also, what writing software do you use? Anything special? Just a word processor or something more specialized?
I know we all hate AI for wholesale “writing” but what are our thoughts on using it for proofreading and editing? Like an extremely inefficient spellcheck, as it were.
December 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I know we all hate AI for wholesale “writing” but what are our thoughts on using it for proofreading and editing? Like an extremely inefficient spellcheck, as it were.
All I can say is it looks like it's butt is hanging out.
December 2, 2025 at 2:07 PM
All I can say is it looks like it's butt is hanging out.
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the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all
Ok, someone explain to me why drunk Laura Loomer hitting on a Nazi at a party is such big news
December 1, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Ok, someone explain to me why drunk Laura Loomer hitting on a Nazi at a party is such big news
Did anyone else wait until the last possible day to get their fall garlic planted before the ground froze?
Extra credit: Did you find 20 pounds of potatoes you forgot to dig while doing so?
Happy Thanksgiving. I have snot frozen in my mustache.
Extra credit: Did you find 20 pounds of potatoes you forgot to dig while doing so?
Happy Thanksgiving. I have snot frozen in my mustache.
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Did anyone else wait until the last possible day to get their fall garlic planted before the ground froze?
Extra credit: Did you find 20 pounds of potatoes you forgot to dig while doing so?
Happy Thanksgiving. I have snot frozen in my mustache.
Extra credit: Did you find 20 pounds of potatoes you forgot to dig while doing so?
Happy Thanksgiving. I have snot frozen in my mustache.
November 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Aight, I'm done with this week already. I'm gonna fake diarrhea for a week and go home.
November 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Aight, I'm done with this week already. I'm gonna fake diarrhea for a week and go home.
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Legend has it that every twenty years or so the Chicago Bears field a good team. As with most superstitions I was dubious about it but I just looked at the standings for the first time this season and now I might be a believer.
November 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Legend has it that every twenty years or so the Chicago Bears field a good team. As with most superstitions I was dubious about it but I just looked at the standings for the first time this season and now I might be a believer.