Max de Valois, IWTV era
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I have a rucksack full for yarn and a Mr. Darby pattern I'm supposed to make for my mum before I make the vamps based on the same pattern so #crochetwiththevampire is happening, stay tuned for updates. #iwtv
I hear coding bootcamps are a good investment, 9 weeks of intense study and a guaranteed job in tech at the end of it. Failing that, there's many openings in private security to ensure nobody steals the toiletries at cvs, and burger king is ALWAYS hiring
"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives
January 9, 2026 at 11:32 AM
I hear coding bootcamps are a good investment, 9 weeks of intense study and a guaranteed job in tech at the end of it. Failing that, there's many openings in private security to ensure nobody steals the toiletries at cvs, and burger king is ALWAYS hiring
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Dear FUCK who even gave her that to hold without teaching her the rules first. I can *hear* @peter.petermorwood.com muttering in absolute fury in the Afterlife.
"Uh, Ma'am, you shouldn't..."
"A trigger warning?" Are you some kind of tofu-eating lefty snowflake, Cadet?
"A trigger warning?" Are you some kind of tofu-eating lefty snowflake, Cadet?
December 31, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Dear FUCK who even gave her that to hold without teaching her the rules first. I can *hear* @peter.petermorwood.com muttering in absolute fury in the Afterlife.
yeah that checks out
January 1, 2026 at 8:05 PM
yeah that checks out
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[Spock voice] REMEMBER
If you begin Star Trek: Voyager episode Spirit Folk at exactly 11:49:35 on New Year's Eve, Ensign Harry Kim will kiss a cow as the clock strikes midnight. Join in a very dumb annual tradition and start 2026 off on the right hoof.
December 31, 2025 at 12:22 AM
[Spock voice] REMEMBER
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I got the keys to my new flat today so I'm no longer a homeless motel dweller, I'm so pleased this experience is over like woof
December 31, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I got the keys to my new flat today so I'm no longer a homeless motel dweller, I'm so pleased this experience is over like woof
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🎵Oh come let us adore Tim🎵
🎵Oh come let us adore Tim🎵
🎵OH COME LET US ADORE TI-IM🎵
🎵HE DID NOT DIE🎵
🎵Oh come let us adore Tim🎵
🎵OH COME LET US ADORE TI-IM🎵
🎵HE DID NOT DIE🎵
December 25, 2025 at 10:19 AM
🎵Oh come let us adore Tim🎵
🎵Oh come let us adore Tim🎵
🎵OH COME LET US ADORE TI-IM🎵
🎵HE DID NOT DIE🎵
🎵Oh come let us adore Tim🎵
🎵OH COME LET US ADORE TI-IM🎵
🎵HE DID NOT DIE🎵
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and I am always on the other side, my face pressed up against your longing.
Lestat de Lioncourt
Lestat de Lioncourt
December 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
and I am always on the other side, my face pressed up against your longing.
Lestat de Lioncourt
Lestat de Lioncourt
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treachery eat away at them from within.
And you… you go carry on with your living. Know only this, Mon Cher, you are the only being I trust and whom I love, above and beyond myself.
All my love belongs to you. You are its keeper. A veil will now forever separate our union. But it is a thin veil…
And you… you go carry on with your living. Know only this, Mon Cher, you are the only being I trust and whom I love, above and beyond myself.
All my love belongs to you. You are its keeper. A veil will now forever separate our union. But it is a thin veil…
December 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
treachery eat away at them from within.
And you… you go carry on with your living. Know only this, Mon Cher, you are the only being I trust and whom I love, above and beyond myself.
All my love belongs to you. You are its keeper. A veil will now forever separate our union. But it is a thin veil…
And you… you go carry on with your living. Know only this, Mon Cher, you are the only being I trust and whom I love, above and beyond myself.
All my love belongs to you. You are its keeper. A veil will now forever separate our union. But it is a thin veil…
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In the event that you are reading this, something dreadful has occurred, which is not my own death, but rather the fact that we both now exist in two different worlds.
Do not waste your life seeking revenge on the person or persons who did this. Do not give them the satisfaction of the hunt. Let
Do not waste your life seeking revenge on the person or persons who did this. Do not give them the satisfaction of the hunt. Let
December 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
In the event that you are reading this, something dreadful has occurred, which is not my own death, but rather the fact that we both now exist in two different worlds.
Do not waste your life seeking revenge on the person or persons who did this. Do not give them the satisfaction of the hunt. Let
Do not waste your life seeking revenge on the person or persons who did this. Do not give them the satisfaction of the hunt. Let
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*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
December 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
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merry christmas to those who celebrate!
December 25, 2025 at 11:58 AM
merry christmas to those who celebrate!
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Merry Christmas to everyone but especially every dad and granddad in Britain who is unwrapping four copies each of Jonn Elledge’s borders book.
December 25, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Merry Christmas to everyone but especially every dad and granddad in Britain who is unwrapping four copies each of Jonn Elledge’s borders book.
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GET DRESSED YOU MERRY GENTLEMEN
December 25, 2025 at 8:12 AM
GET DRESSED YOU MERRY GENTLEMEN
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it's crazy that 500 years ago, you would see the ruler of your country maybe once in your life and hear whispers that they're the Sun God, but now with social media, you get to see on a daily basis that they're the most unhinged, idiotic, and unhappy person you know
December 25, 2025 at 7:31 AM
it's crazy that 500 years ago, you would see the ruler of your country maybe once in your life and hear whispers that they're the Sun God, but now with social media, you get to see on a daily basis that they're the most unhinged, idiotic, and unhappy person you know
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Today's the only day you can post this, get it while it's hot
December 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Today's the only day you can post this, get it while it's hot
Yeah so I think they absolutely did
December 25, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Yeah so I think they absolutely did
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A vampire Christmas gift!
With love from me during this festive season - and a HEA one shot!
archiveofourown.org/works/76331976
With love from me during this festive season - and a HEA one shot!
archiveofourown.org/works/76331976
December 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
A vampire Christmas gift!
With love from me during this festive season - and a HEA one shot!
archiveofourown.org/works/76331976
With love from me during this festive season - and a HEA one shot!
archiveofourown.org/works/76331976
Daniel's out of his mind, Armand is crying, I am crying, Daniel's turning is so fucking emotional #MaxReadsTVC
December 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Daniel's out of his mind, Armand is crying, I am crying, Daniel's turning is so fucking emotional #MaxReadsTVC
I'm finally reading the devil's minion chapter of QOTD and lordie Daniel is having a TERRIBLE time, my homeless ass sympathises with him a great deal
December 24, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I'm finally reading the devil's minion chapter of QOTD and lordie Daniel is having a TERRIBLE time, my homeless ass sympathises with him a great deal
Beat wishes from nickistat archive over on twt
December 24, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Beat wishes from nickistat archive over on twt
I miss BBC Sounds always but I moss it especially during the darker months. No random MR James ghost stories, spooky Dramas Of The Week, or creepy Books At Bedtime :(
December 21, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I miss BBC Sounds always but I moss it especially during the darker months. No random MR James ghost stories, spooky Dramas Of The Week, or creepy Books At Bedtime :(
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My homeless era is ending, I have a new flat from January wahey hey
December 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
My homeless era is ending, I have a new flat from January wahey hey
"the new TV show is a gay fanfic of anne rice's beloved characters"
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are... are these extremely straight characters in the room with us now?
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are... are these extremely straight characters in the room with us now?
December 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
"the new TV show is a gay fanfic of anne rice's beloved characters"
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are... are these extremely straight characters in the room with us now?
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are... are these extremely straight characters in the room with us now?