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*Tom Waits voice*
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if you learned the terms "fish" and "brick" through Twitter, i dont think you get a pass to use them
December 3, 2025 at 5:20 AM
if you learned the terms "fish" and "brick" through Twitter, i dont think you get a pass to use them
Spoiler: He realized that the oneness of the universe implies that ageing and death are natural processes that we shouldn't fear, and he promptly died on camera.
I literally cannot imagine a worse shrooms scenario than livestreaming myself taking a hero dose and inviting MrBeast to show up www.wired.com/story/bryan-...
Bryan Johnson Has Discovered Shrooms, and He Really Wants You to Know It
The longevity entrepreneur’s five-and-a-half-hour livestreamed trip is antithetical to the introspective nature of the drug. But the stunt could reduce stigma around psychedelics.
www.wired.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Spoiler: He realized that the oneness of the universe implies that ageing and death are natural processes that we shouldn't fear, and he promptly died on camera.
I feel like I'm stating the obvious here, but sure, people run over dogs all the time. They also feel like shit when they do so, and generally try not to. For Waymo, it's simply the cost of doing business.
December 2, 2025 at 9:10 AM
I feel like I'm stating the obvious here, but sure, people run over dogs all the time. They also feel like shit when they do so, and generally try not to. For Waymo, it's simply the cost of doing business.
I ended up with a second copy of @catgraffam.bsky.social's collection of self-portraits. Does anyone want it, free of charge?
November 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I ended up with a second copy of @catgraffam.bsky.social's collection of self-portraits. Does anyone want it, free of charge?
if you boycott Tesla but do cocaine, I can't take you seriously. you simply aren't a serious person
November 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
if you boycott Tesla but do cocaine, I can't take you seriously. you simply aren't a serious person
tom stoppéd
Breaking News: Tom Stoppard, the playwright known for a witty, cerebral style who drew comparisons to Shakespeare and Shaw, has died at 88.
Tom Stoppard, Award-Winning Playwright of Witty Drama, Dies at 88
Drawing comparisons to the greatest of dramatists, he entwined erudition with imagination in stage works that won accolades on both sides of the Atlantic.
nyti.ms
November 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
tom stoppéd
My wife directed Twelfth Night recently, and she cut a bunch of lines for time. Each rehearsal, the actor who played Orsino would add more & more lines back in. My wife didn't say anything bc she wanted to see how far he would go. He didn't say anything bc he wanted to see how far she'd let him go.
I loathe people who test boundaries to see if they can push you around, but realized I do the inverse?
Like I test boundaries in the hopes they DO push back bc I respect it? Just straight brain broken shit where I think it's good & normal to put people through a crucible while getting coffee
Like I test boundaries in the hopes they DO push back bc I respect it? Just straight brain broken shit where I think it's good & normal to put people through a crucible while getting coffee
November 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
My wife directed Twelfth Night recently, and she cut a bunch of lines for time. Each rehearsal, the actor who played Orsino would add more & more lines back in. My wife didn't say anything bc she wanted to see how far he would go. He didn't say anything bc he wanted to see how far she'd let him go.
damm, i should make some collard greens tonight
November 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
damm, i should make some collard greens tonight
me, defending my Cybertruck purchase: Barthes says the birth of the reader comes at the cost of the death of the author
November 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
me, defending my Cybertruck purchase: Barthes says the birth of the reader comes at the cost of the death of the author
The guy in the neighboring parking spot at my apartment bought a new Tesla last year and immediately put an "Anti Elon Social Club" sticker on it. I have to refrain from rolling my eyes every time I see it.
The best version of this is one on a cybertruck saying that they bought it before Elon went crazy
November 28, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The guy in the neighboring parking spot at my apartment bought a new Tesla last year and immediately put an "Anti Elon Social Club" sticker on it. I have to refrain from rolling my eyes every time I see it.
This latest thing from Graham Linehan has finally convinced me that it's a sexual thing for him.
November 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
This latest thing from Graham Linehan has finally convinced me that it's a sexual thing for him.
i've reached the age where i don't know how to use the tv
November 28, 2025 at 7:54 AM
i've reached the age where i don't know how to use the tv
listening to teenagers discuss what music they listen to is a trip
November 28, 2025 at 7:52 AM
listening to teenagers discuss what music they listen to is a trip
Why the fuck are we still using this? Did Zhao put in a temp score and was too lazy to replace it? Get Richter to write something new. Spielberg is producing this; you have the money!
"On The Nature Of Daylight" has become a film and TV cheat code to make us cry. Hamnet uses it to be the biggest tearjerker of the year, and makes the case to give the song a break.
www.avclub.com/on-the-natur...
www.avclub.com/on-the-natur...
It's time to give "On The Nature Of Daylight" a rest
"On The Nature Of Daylight" is becoming a cheap needledrop, and Hamnet's finale might be the last time a filmmaker can get away with it.
www.avclub.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Why the fuck are we still using this? Did Zhao put in a temp score and was too lazy to replace it? Get Richter to write something new. Spielberg is producing this; you have the money!
does anyone want to play poker in pasadena?
November 26, 2025 at 5:41 AM
does anyone want to play poker in pasadena?
THE ATLANTIC: taking a dump in your kid's stocking is funny and surprisingly affordable
Little gifts like these could also work well for Hanukkah — when many children receive small presents on each of the eight nights — or for any occasion when you’re looking for tiny but special items for kids. nyti.ms/43LnRue
The 59 Best Things to Put in Your Kid’s Stocking
Stocking stuffers can be small but meaningful presents. Whether they’re traditional, whimsical, or practical, they add a final touch to gift giving.
nyti.ms
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 AM
THE ATLANTIC: taking a dump in your kid's stocking is funny and surprisingly affordable
All of the quotes of this are like "Uh... Baltimore is dirt cheap"
I did not know this! And now I'm considering going to Baltimore.
I did not know this! And now I'm considering going to Baltimore.
Bluesky: “Obviously the housing crisis is the only reason anyone would choose to live outside of NYC”
Actual Americans: “Vegas, baby!”
Actual Americans: “Vegas, baby!”
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
All of the quotes of this are like "Uh... Baltimore is dirt cheap"
I did not know this! And now I'm considering going to Baltimore.
I did not know this! And now I'm considering going to Baltimore.
there's a reason this stuff traditionally was gatekept in mystery schools
I'm literally just living a normal life while also experiencing a theophany via communication with the satellite called VALIS.
November 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
there's a reason this stuff traditionally was gatekept in mystery schools
We have such a weird relationship with vegetables and food in this country. Brussels sprouts are "played out"?
Just eat more vegetables! Find easy recipes that will let you eat more of them! Try to eat them in season!
Just eat more vegetables! Find easy recipes that will let you eat more of them! Try to eat them in season!
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
We have such a weird relationship with vegetables and food in this country. Brussels sprouts are "played out"?
Just eat more vegetables! Find easy recipes that will let you eat more of them! Try to eat them in season!
Just eat more vegetables! Find easy recipes that will let you eat more of them! Try to eat them in season!
me, attempting to grow my own vegetables
November 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
me, attempting to grow my own vegetables
My neighbor has decided that she can grow all of the vegetables she needs on her apartment balcony.
November 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
My neighbor has decided that she can grow all of the vegetables she needs on her apartment balcony.
trump, Elon, Epstein, Harvey Weinstein, why are all of these people rumored to have fucked up little dicks?
November 22, 2025 at 7:30 AM
trump, Elon, Epstein, Harvey Weinstein, why are all of these people rumored to have fucked up little dicks?
Scuba diving on the ocean floor, many times.
I guess most exotic would be the Great Barrier Reef.
I guess most exotic would be the Great Barrier Reef.
what's the most exotic place you've ever puked? mine's not exactly exotic but i did once have a hangover at the nyc facebook office and barfed in their very nice bathroom
Got food poisoning from Fogo De Chao. Puked out the side of a moving cab along beautiful Copacabana Beach. The most exotic place I'll probably ever puke!
November 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Scuba diving on the ocean floor, many times.
I guess most exotic would be the Great Barrier Reef.
I guess most exotic would be the Great Barrier Reef.
some fruit content for you
November 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM
some fruit content for you
there needs to be a service where your household gets connected to another household, and you each spend the day cleaning up the other house.
November 18, 2025 at 8:38 PM
there needs to be a service where your household gets connected to another household, and you each spend the day cleaning up the other house.