Arctic Velocipedist
@arcticvelocipedist.bsky.social
Personal Assistant to Revna the Diva Dog. Alaskan, woodsman, wanderer, graphic artist, photographer, and Sasquatch seeker. Used to jump out of planes & do stuff. Leader of Velocipedist Laboratories. Now with all the not fun parts of Deadpool.
The Third Doctor.
Dr. Who (1970-1974). I always watch a decade or two of doctors about this time of year.
For once, I’m good.
Dr. Who (1970-1974). I always watch a decade or two of doctors about this time of year.
For once, I’m good.
November 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The Third Doctor.
Dr. Who (1970-1974). I always watch a decade or two of doctors about this time of year.
For once, I’m good.
Dr. Who (1970-1974). I always watch a decade or two of doctors about this time of year.
For once, I’m good.
Radio Paradise never fails to deliver. The Global Mix is extra tasty tonight.
If you've never.... you should. Any of the channels will do. They are all good. Been listening to this since '00 when they sold it as eclectic radio and had cool Vitruvian Man swag.
radioparadise.com/listen/chann...
If you've never.... you should. Any of the channels will do. They are all good. Been listening to this since '00 when they sold it as eclectic radio and had cool Vitruvian Man swag.
radioparadise.com/listen/chann...
November 25, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Radio Paradise never fails to deliver. The Global Mix is extra tasty tonight.
If you've never.... you should. Any of the channels will do. They are all good. Been listening to this since '00 when they sold it as eclectic radio and had cool Vitruvian Man swag.
radioparadise.com/listen/chann...
If you've never.... you should. Any of the channels will do. They are all good. Been listening to this since '00 when they sold it as eclectic radio and had cool Vitruvian Man swag.
radioparadise.com/listen/chann...
As one can clearly see, Tony Montana is an expert.
November 23, 2025 at 9:43 AM
As one can clearly see, Tony Montana is an expert.
Wow... lot of blasts from the pasts these days. My Dad was the owner/operator of an auto shop... not just any auto shop... we made things loud, fast and shiny. I learned to airbrush putting flames on a '32 deuce coupe. Pure old school Car Kulture
Anyway, his name was Mike. His shop: Mike's Garage.
Anyway, his name was Mike. His shop: Mike's Garage.
November 23, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Wow... lot of blasts from the pasts these days. My Dad was the owner/operator of an auto shop... not just any auto shop... we made things loud, fast and shiny. I learned to airbrush putting flames on a '32 deuce coupe. Pure old school Car Kulture
Anyway, his name was Mike. His shop: Mike's Garage.
Anyway, his name was Mike. His shop: Mike's Garage.
Cue the theme music to the Mary Tyler Moore Show...
My picture widget is doing a great job at getting me to procrastinate by editing old pictures.
My picture widget is doing a great job at getting me to procrastinate by editing old pictures.
November 23, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Cue the theme music to the Mary Tyler Moore Show...
My picture widget is doing a great job at getting me to procrastinate by editing old pictures.
My picture widget is doing a great job at getting me to procrastinate by editing old pictures.
Corned Beef -- everything on the right liquified to make a modern hip new protein shake! It's not like you taste 'em after a few years anyway.
Can we stop with the military worship thing already yet? Like MREs pretty much suck when you have to live on them... especially for any length of time.
Can we stop with the military worship thing already yet? Like MREs pretty much suck when you have to live on them... especially for any length of time.
November 23, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Corned Beef -- everything on the right liquified to make a modern hip new protein shake! It's not like you taste 'em after a few years anyway.
Can we stop with the military worship thing already yet? Like MREs pretty much suck when you have to live on them... especially for any length of time.
Can we stop with the military worship thing already yet? Like MREs pretty much suck when you have to live on them... especially for any length of time.
Watching a show. Fella’ in it wearing a pair of *cargo* plus twos. The advances in trouser technology these days are unbelievable, simply amazing. I need to find a pair.
Below picture an illustration of plus twos (knee plus two), not the *cargo* plus twos described in the aforementioned discourse.
Below picture an illustration of plus twos (knee plus two), not the *cargo* plus twos described in the aforementioned discourse.
November 22, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Watching a show. Fella’ in it wearing a pair of *cargo* plus twos. The advances in trouser technology these days are unbelievable, simply amazing. I need to find a pair.
Below picture an illustration of plus twos (knee plus two), not the *cargo* plus twos described in the aforementioned discourse.
Below picture an illustration of plus twos (knee plus two), not the *cargo* plus twos described in the aforementioned discourse.
Can’t sleep, so screwing around with photos. Sort of dig the 60s-70s cinema vibe I have going on here. You should also note my excellent taste In shoes. Can’t go wrong with a good pair of shined wingtips.
November 20, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Can’t sleep, so screwing around with photos. Sort of dig the 60s-70s cinema vibe I have going on here. You should also note my excellent taste In shoes. Can’t go wrong with a good pair of shined wingtips.
Who could refuse extradimentional umber ink?
At at $5 bones off!
At at $5 bones off!
November 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Who could refuse extradimentional umber ink?
At at $5 bones off!
At at $5 bones off!
Mr. Standards can’t even salute properly. What an absolute embarrassment for the officer corps. You-all should quit pulling on each other’s rings and start policing your dirtbags like us lowly NCOs do.
November 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Mr. Standards can’t even salute properly. What an absolute embarrassment for the officer corps. You-all should quit pulling on each other’s rings and start policing your dirtbags like us lowly NCOs do.
“It is amazing what good cognac and the will to achieve an ambition can accomplish!”
~ Duncan Hamilton, Winner of the 1953 24 Hours of Leman, despite being disqualified the night before, spending that night and first two hours of the race drinking, and having a bird break his windscreen and nose.
~ Duncan Hamilton, Winner of the 1953 24 Hours of Leman, despite being disqualified the night before, spending that night and first two hours of the race drinking, and having a bird break his windscreen and nose.
November 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
“It is amazing what good cognac and the will to achieve an ambition can accomplish!”
~ Duncan Hamilton, Winner of the 1953 24 Hours of Leman, despite being disqualified the night before, spending that night and first two hours of the race drinking, and having a bird break his windscreen and nose.
~ Duncan Hamilton, Winner of the 1953 24 Hours of Leman, despite being disqualified the night before, spending that night and first two hours of the race drinking, and having a bird break his windscreen and nose.
The perfect title and activity.
::: Grins, pulls down goggles, twirls handlebar mustache, and and, laughing like a madman, rips that safety off and hits the switch marked “Nitro Afterburners, EMERGENCY USE ONLY” :::
::: Grins, pulls down goggles, twirls handlebar mustache, and and, laughing like a madman, rips that safety off and hits the switch marked “Nitro Afterburners, EMERGENCY USE ONLY” :::
November 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The perfect title and activity.
::: Grins, pulls down goggles, twirls handlebar mustache, and and, laughing like a madman, rips that safety off and hits the switch marked “Nitro Afterburners, EMERGENCY USE ONLY” :::
::: Grins, pulls down goggles, twirls handlebar mustache, and and, laughing like a madman, rips that safety off and hits the switch marked “Nitro Afterburners, EMERGENCY USE ONLY” :::
I need this. It’s a mechanical library carousel. Designed by Priyanka Shah. Pulled from Dwell Magazine.
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I need this. It’s a mechanical library carousel. Designed by Priyanka Shah. Pulled from Dwell Magazine.
Dig this.
Funny ya’ know. everyone in the world knows it takes a serious asshole to ban books— yet a large part of this country doesn’t care. They want to ban books
to show just how big an asshole they are. They seem to get off on that.
Funny ya’ know. everyone in the world knows it takes a serious asshole to ban books— yet a large part of this country doesn’t care. They want to ban books
to show just how big an asshole they are. They seem to get off on that.
November 11, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Dig this.
Funny ya’ know. everyone in the world knows it takes a serious asshole to ban books— yet a large part of this country doesn’t care. They want to ban books
to show just how big an asshole they are. They seem to get off on that.
Funny ya’ know. everyone in the world knows it takes a serious asshole to ban books— yet a large part of this country doesn’t care. They want to ban books
to show just how big an asshole they are. They seem to get off on that.
Breakfast fit for a king tomorrow.
November 11, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Breakfast fit for a king tomorrow.
And I'm still doing it.
To Live Outside the Law, You Must Be Honest.
To Live Outside the Law, You Must Be Honest.
November 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
And I'm still doing it.
To Live Outside the Law, You Must Be Honest.
To Live Outside the Law, You Must Be Honest.
My search term was yellow men’s waistcoat.
You, know they aren’t incorrect, technically. 🤷♂️😂
You, know they aren’t incorrect, technically. 🤷♂️😂
November 9, 2025 at 8:53 AM
My search term was yellow men’s waistcoat.
You, know they aren’t incorrect, technically. 🤷♂️😂
You, know they aren’t incorrect, technically. 🤷♂️😂
Now that’s a beauty. Market Spice Tea (Seattle Institution) offering.
November 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Now that’s a beauty. Market Spice Tea (Seattle Institution) offering.
I’ve learned to really like the daily photo memory widget thingy.
My ex and her niece just down the way from our place in Bayern when we were there. The child is no longer a child. I’m glad she learned to ride. It’s fun watching them learn these thing…. sort of core human skills.
My ex and her niece just down the way from our place in Bayern when we were there. The child is no longer a child. I’m glad she learned to ride. It’s fun watching them learn these thing…. sort of core human skills.
November 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I’ve learned to really like the daily photo memory widget thingy.
My ex and her niece just down the way from our place in Bayern when we were there. The child is no longer a child. I’m glad she learned to ride. It’s fun watching them learn these thing…. sort of core human skills.
My ex and her niece just down the way from our place in Bayern when we were there. The child is no longer a child. I’m glad she learned to ride. It’s fun watching them learn these thing…. sort of core human skills.
When one works for a canine supermodel, one ends up with a lot of pictures of a canine supermodel on everything. My iPad home screen.
November 8, 2025 at 6:59 AM
When one works for a canine supermodel, one ends up with a lot of pictures of a canine supermodel on everything. My iPad home screen.
Of course. Because as we all know, at least those of us who have run a business, rich people and conservatives do not pay their bills. They expect everything in life to be free for them and immediately available. They expect everyone else to pay for this because everyone else is freeloading bums. 🤷♂️
November 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Of course. Because as we all know, at least those of us who have run a business, rich people and conservatives do not pay their bills. They expect everything in life to be free for them and immediately available. They expect everyone else to pay for this because everyone else is freeloading bums. 🤷♂️
What grand adventures we’ve had. What absolute perfection we have enjoyed.
November 4, 2025 at 4:34 AM
What grand adventures we’ve had. What absolute perfection we have enjoyed.
Whoever designed this with the huge handlebar ‘stache on the paratrooper understood the assignment. Therr is no beating a good ‘stache.
November 3, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Whoever designed this with the huge handlebar ‘stache on the paratrooper understood the assignment. Therr is no beating a good ‘stache.
$240 lambswool jumper
$25 shipping from the Borders in Britain to Alaska
$ 132 in Conservative “Free Market Economy” tax on the American consumer levied by the Wholly Incompetent Conservative “Party of Business,” levied on us completely to satisfy their ego as they destroy the economy as usual.
$25 shipping from the Borders in Britain to Alaska
$ 132 in Conservative “Free Market Economy” tax on the American consumer levied by the Wholly Incompetent Conservative “Party of Business,” levied on us completely to satisfy their ego as they destroy the economy as usual.
November 3, 2025 at 7:57 AM
$240 lambswool jumper
$25 shipping from the Borders in Britain to Alaska
$ 132 in Conservative “Free Market Economy” tax on the American consumer levied by the Wholly Incompetent Conservative “Party of Business,” levied on us completely to satisfy their ego as they destroy the economy as usual.
$25 shipping from the Borders in Britain to Alaska
$ 132 in Conservative “Free Market Economy” tax on the American consumer levied by the Wholly Incompetent Conservative “Party of Business,” levied on us completely to satisfy their ego as they destroy the economy as usual.
Lubed and adjusted my smart watch today. Must’a done a good job. The old gal is keeping good time. Sort of amazing given she’s over 100 years old. Smaller pocket watch. Pretty sure it was originally intended for a lady. 1796 half penny fob so I’m never totally broke when out and about.
November 3, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Lubed and adjusted my smart watch today. Must’a done a good job. The old gal is keeping good time. Sort of amazing given she’s over 100 years old. Smaller pocket watch. Pretty sure it was originally intended for a lady. 1796 half penny fob so I’m never totally broke when out and about.