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When I was in Delphi the oracle was vibing with me
🇵🇸 Long live the fighters 🇵🇸
🇵🇸 Long live the fighters 🇵🇸
LGBT wife guy: "I'm *pan*sexual because I'm fucking the GOAT"
January 31, 2026 at 2:59 PM
LGBT wife guy: "I'm *pan*sexual because I'm fucking the GOAT"
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Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to enroll in ICE.
January 25, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to enroll in ICE.
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Just a wolf in a world full of sheep and bags of corn and boats that only fit both a farmer and a sheep or a farmer and a bag of corn or a farmer and a wolf :/
January 14, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Just a wolf in a world full of sheep and bags of corn and boats that only fit both a farmer and a sheep or a farmer and a bag of corn or a farmer and a wolf :/
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"i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" i would. that's the point of having a worst enemy. grow up and hate people like an adult
September 28, 2023 at 8:49 PM
"i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" i would. that's the point of having a worst enemy. grow up and hate people like an adult
I've never paid for therapy. When I'm cracking up I just talk to myself in my head and imagine there's someone there writing notes and nodding their head. I maintain my sanity through delusion
December 11, 2024 at 12:29 AM
I've never paid for therapy. When I'm cracking up I just talk to myself in my head and imagine there's someone there writing notes and nodding their head. I maintain my sanity through delusion
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This is basically the plot to Super Mario Sunshine
December 10, 2024 at 7:36 PM
This is basically the plot to Super Mario Sunshine
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In the trap with the killers and the drug dealers networking and building new connections to engineer innovative solutions!
November 28, 2024 at 7:44 PM
In the trap with the killers and the drug dealers networking and building new connections to engineer innovative solutions!
Calling gamers "friends of mario"
May 9, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Calling gamers "friends of mario"
It's painful being on discord seeing us all waste away our twenties
May 2, 2024 at 7:34 PM
It's painful being on discord seeing us all waste away our twenties
What's the cutoff age for saying sorry for your loss when someone tells you their parents died
April 16, 2024 at 2:26 AM
What's the cutoff age for saying sorry for your loss when someone tells you their parents died
Caroline polacheck would be a great name for a Psephologist
March 29, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Caroline polacheck would be a great name for a Psephologist
Discord mods prayer:
March 28, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Discord mods prayer:
Writing was on the wall for Kanye as soon as he said "troll conventional thought"
March 27, 2024 at 10:41 AM
Writing was on the wall for Kanye as soon as he said "troll conventional thought"
Love that Rachel sennott film - bottoms bottoms bottoms
March 26, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Love that Rachel sennott film - bottoms bottoms bottoms
No one calls things gizmos anymore
March 22, 2024 at 6:54 PM
No one calls things gizmos anymore
I don't think there's ever been a likeable person called Nancy
March 14, 2024 at 10:08 PM
I don't think there's ever been a likeable person called Nancy
I literally almost shed a tear playing the portal and among us themed dlc for escape simulator
March 10, 2024 at 6:59 AM
I literally almost shed a tear playing the portal and among us themed dlc for escape simulator
They should start calling people Alphonse again
February 27, 2024 at 5:25 PM
They should start calling people Alphonse again
Got to come to terms with the fact there's always going to be something ironic about your death (it's how someone died in a film that you laughed at etc...)
February 23, 2024 at 11:40 AM
Got to come to terms with the fact there's always going to be something ironic about your death (it's how someone died in a film that you laughed at etc...)
No matter how much good you do, the inherent flaws in humanity mean people will always fixate on your lowest moment.
Take for example Jesus and getting crucified
Take for example Jesus and getting crucified
February 23, 2024 at 11:33 AM
No matter how much good you do, the inherent flaws in humanity mean people will always fixate on your lowest moment.
Take for example Jesus and getting crucified
Take for example Jesus and getting crucified
Better to reign (be mod) on the splinter server than serve (get timed out) on the main server
February 22, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Better to reign (be mod) on the splinter server than serve (get timed out) on the main server
A new Kanye album is like the full moon for men with bpd. I haven't even listened to it, but was absolutely on one last night
February 11, 2024 at 1:34 PM
A new Kanye album is like the full moon for men with bpd. I haven't even listened to it, but was absolutely on one last night
When the sun is up it's time for reading books
When the sun is down it's time for watching movies
Kinda crazy how perfect the cosmos is
When the sun is down it's time for watching movies
Kinda crazy how perfect the cosmos is
February 10, 2024 at 6:22 AM
When the sun is up it's time for reading books
When the sun is down it's time for watching movies
Kinda crazy how perfect the cosmos is
When the sun is down it's time for watching movies
Kinda crazy how perfect the cosmos is
It's really crazy to me that 1ml = 1g. It makes perfect sense but things shouldn't be so perfect
January 24, 2024 at 3:13 PM
It's really crazy to me that 1ml = 1g. It makes perfect sense but things shouldn't be so perfect