APP (pirate era)
@apurplepatch.bsky.social
Lover of silly pirates particularly of the ofmd variety
Pinned
Fire his ass. He's shit at what he does.
Stock prices were CONSISTENTLY at their lowest over a 10 yr period and hit lows that hadn't been seen since the 2008 market crash.
Only the hope of WBD being acquired by competent people have helped the stock price recover.
Zaslav, one of the highest paid CEOs in media, is toxic to the brand.
Only the hope of WBD being acquired by competent people have helped the stock price recover.
Zaslav, one of the highest paid CEOs in media, is toxic to the brand.
December 16, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Fire his ass. He's shit at what he does.
Sad and heartbroken today - bondi, anniversary of the lindt Cafe, now hearing Rob Reiner has died.
Sad to hear.
Sad to hear.
December 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Sad and heartbroken today - bondi, anniversary of the lindt Cafe, now hearing Rob Reiner has died.
Sad to hear.
Sad to hear.
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the thought of never seeing taika as ed and rhys as stede again is completely unacceptable actually
December 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
the thought of never seeing taika as ed and rhys as stede again is completely unacceptable actually
At least work has an EAP so I can access services because it might be time to let the pros play in my head for real this time
December 9, 2025 at 11:28 AM
At least work has an EAP so I can access services because it might be time to let the pros play in my head for real this time
And now… they are packing MY belongings with theirs… this is going to be fun
I set an explicit boundary with a family member about refusing to watch themselves drink themselves to death and that I would not do so again so if they wanted to continue drinking they would need to be out of my house and life. They begged for another chance, told me how important I was to them
December 9, 2025 at 10:36 AM
And now… they are packing MY belongings with theirs… this is going to be fun
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Saw something about the Good Omens wrap up episode and felt ill. I hope Neil knows that that will be his legacy: people feeling sick when they think about his work.
🎲 in darkness, motherfucker.
🎲 in darkness, motherfucker.
December 8, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Saw something about the Good Omens wrap up episode and felt ill. I hope Neil knows that that will be his legacy: people feeling sick when they think about his work.
🎲 in darkness, motherfucker.
🎲 in darkness, motherfucker.
Hey @netflix.com couldn't help but notice you're about to add a beloved pirate show to your holdings - how about finishing the story of our flag means death...
December 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Hey @netflix.com couldn't help but notice you're about to add a beloved pirate show to your holdings - how about finishing the story of our flag means death...
I set an explicit boundary with a family member about refusing to watch themselves drink themselves to death and that I would not do so again so if they wanted to continue drinking they would need to be out of my house and life. They begged for another chance, told me how important I was to them
December 3, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I set an explicit boundary with a family member about refusing to watch themselves drink themselves to death and that I would not do so again so if they wanted to continue drinking they would need to be out of my house and life. They begged for another chance, told me how important I was to them
Holy moley Rosie, I ordered and you processed it with less than an hour
December 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Holy moley Rosie, I ordered and you processed it with less than an hour
Most people think children should serve adult time... fuck is making public policy by what the general knobhead on the street thinks really a good idea... what do experts think...
December 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Most people think children should serve adult time... fuck is making public policy by what the general knobhead on the street thinks really a good idea... what do experts think...
"You're not going to strike terror into anyone's heart, unless you chat them up in a bar" - cabin pressure s1e02 Boston.
I haven't listened for years and i'm cackling at how good this is all over
I haven't listened for years and i'm cackling at how good this is all over
December 2, 2025 at 6:59 AM
"You're not going to strike terror into anyone's heart, unless you chat them up in a bar" - cabin pressure s1e02 Boston.
I haven't listened for years and i'm cackling at how good this is all over
I haven't listened for years and i'm cackling at how good this is all over
Survived day 1 December
December 1, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Survived day 1 December
I need to lift my fucking game
@apurplepatch.bsky.social has swears! They've used 45 profanities in their last 637 posts.
🥇 "fucking" (11 times)
🥈 "shit" (7 times)
🥉 "fuck" (6 times)
🥇 "fucking" (11 times)
🥈 "shit" (7 times)
🥉 "fuck" (6 times)
November 30, 2025 at 8:11 AM
I need to lift my fucking game
@profanity.accountant do you count ffs?
November 30, 2025 at 8:01 AM
@profanity.accountant do you count ffs?
Matchbox 20
Ed Sheeran
Foo Fighters
Adele
Taxiride
Ed Sheeran
Foo Fighters
Adele
Taxiride
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Foo Fighters
Oasis
Crowded House
Pearl Jam
Bastille
Foo Fighters
Oasis
Crowded House
Pearl Jam
Bastille
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
My Life With The Thrill Kill Cult
KMFDM
Jane’s Addiction
NIN
Ministry
My Life With The Thrill Kill Cult
KMFDM
Jane’s Addiction
NIN
Ministry
November 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Matchbox 20
Ed Sheeran
Foo Fighters
Adele
Taxiride
Ed Sheeran
Foo Fighters
Adele
Taxiride
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Australia recorded ZERO cases of cervical cancer in women under 25 for the first time since they started tracking the cancer in the 80s.
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
newsGP - Australia set for world-first cervical cancer elimination
Vaccination programs have played a key role, and GPs remain ‘instrumental’ in boosting screening rates to reach the 2035 target.
www1.racgp.org.au
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Australia recorded ZERO cases of cervical cancer in women under 25 for the first time since they started tracking the cancer in the 80s.
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
Im at the supermarket on a mission- bunch of people in the cars im at the door... why wait here in your car omit isnt that cold also my back is spasaming ffs
November 20, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Im at the supermarket on a mission- bunch of people in the cars im at the door... why wait here in your car omit isnt that cold also my back is spasaming ffs
Thought i was going to get the whole cinema to myself for wicked for good but two people just bought tickets...
November 20, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Thought i was going to get the whole cinema to myself for wicked for good but two people just bought tickets...
Me to the earthworks guys can you dig me a hole, I'll push some people in and then you fill it...
When people are really unhelpful
When people are really unhelpful
November 20, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Me to the earthworks guys can you dig me a hole, I'll push some people in and then you fill it...
When people are really unhelpful
When people are really unhelpful
Office of men OUTRAGED when I wished them a happy international mens day - said sorry I forgot yesterday and thst it was sad none of them bought in cupcakes to celebrate each other... most fun I've had
November 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Office of men OUTRAGED when I wished them a happy international mens day - said sorry I forgot yesterday and thst it was sad none of them bought in cupcakes to celebrate each other... most fun I've had
Just need to survive the next 36 hours then I can collapse in a heap
November 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Just need to survive the next 36 hours then I can collapse in a heap
Me furious at some rando who left a condolence memory on my nans memorial page sending condolences only to two of her four kids and their families. I need to get it out before I beef at the funeral yeah?
November 17, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Me furious at some rando who left a condolence memory on my nans memorial page sending condolences only to two of her four kids and their families. I need to get it out before I beef at the funeral yeah?
Sobbing because - its been cloudy here every single time theres been good colour but I captured the elusive tonight
November 12, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Sobbing because - its been cloudy here every single time theres been good colour but I captured the elusive tonight
Update - mum is now hospitalized with pneumonia and tonsillitis and Nana passed at 3am.
November 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Update - mum is now hospitalized with pneumonia and tonsillitis and Nana passed at 3am.