April Wolfe
@aprilwolfe.bsky.social
Bette Davis eyes. Make movies. Comb cats. Michigandery. WGAW. I'm with UTA and XYZ.
Shhh the teens won’t like us!
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Shhh the teens won’t like us!
Um this sounds like some fucked-up Federal intervention into a custody dispute.
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Um this sounds like some fucked-up Federal intervention into a custody dispute.
I can’t believe they don’t have a GF version yet. Even Red Lobster is selling a GF cheddar bay biscuit mix.
November 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I can’t believe they don’t have a GF version yet. Even Red Lobster is selling a GF cheddar bay biscuit mix.
RIP you would have loved turduckens
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
RIP you would have loved turduckens
“The problem with flies is they die every day.” Had me thinking about a fly reborn every 24 hours trapped in his own little Groundhog Day.
November 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
“The problem with flies is they die every day.” Had me thinking about a fly reborn every 24 hours trapped in his own little Groundhog Day.
This urge is universal.
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
This urge is universal.
The Sagittarius urge to tell everyone it is my birthday and the Midwestern urge to tell every restaurant it is my birthday to see if there are free desserts have converged.
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The Sagittarius urge to tell everyone it is my birthday and the Midwestern urge to tell every restaurant it is my birthday to see if there are free desserts have converged.