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applesyder.bsky.social
Syren
@applesyder.bsky.social
Tall, vaguely gothy, gender-haver 🏳️‍⚧️ Atlanta-adjacent 🍑 DMs welcomed for moots and other gays
It's all so kid and labor-centric. Everything they define as being "what a woman does" is really just what should be expected of any parent/person.
the womanhood imagined by transphobes is a prison
the level of cracked where you can't conceive of trans women cooking
April 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
for people that consume so much of our porn, conservatives are really fumbling with every trans girl right now
March 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
like if I make the hot red muscle mommy sad, I might as well just stop playing
I like RPGs because they let me min-max the "best" outcome for everybody involved.

going through like "I know there's a dialogue option that creates the most good for everybody and also makes all the silly little computer people like me"
March 4, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I like RPGs because they let me min-max the "best" outcome for everybody involved.

going through like "I know there's a dialogue option that creates the most good for everybody and also makes all the silly little computer people like me"
March 4, 2025 at 11:50 PM
why is it "piss and vinegar"

like, why those two things. afaik, the body doesn't produce vinegar, and why would needing to pee mean you're a ready to do stuff. is there a chemical reaction I'm unaware of, is this nerd shit
March 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
oh yeah, I have a Bluesky, time to update everything, here's part 1
February 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I'm the third who heals because I treat taking care of others as a form of self-care
Looking at a lesbian couple like "Which one of you deals damage and which one of you tanks?"
January 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I got some nudes earlier and I'm not saying I'm definitely autistic but my ass really went "okay so what's the polite response, do I send nudes back, should I ask them if they want nudes, should I compliment their body, I dunno that feels like crossing a line, oh what if I just ask them what to do-"
January 21, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Anybody else feel like maybe the tiktok that came back isn't the same as the one that went offline orrrrr
January 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I see the word "oomf" everywhere and like, I'm ~pretty~ sure I know what it means, but I'm not 100% so I'm giving y'all the opportunity to give me incredibly incorrect answers, define it for me
December 1, 2024 at 5:37 PM
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i dont need "therapy" i need A N T L E R S
November 26, 2024 at 6:46 PM
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Hitting a blunt with the plural girls call that smoking some we'd
November 17, 2024 at 8:56 AM
I am on record, multiple occasions, saying I want antlers
TRANS PEOPLE DESERVE ANTLERS/HORNS IF THEY WANT THEM
November 19, 2024 at 1:32 AM
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“TYRANITAR used HIGH JUMP KICK!”
November 16, 2024 at 10:58 PM
You know, since Muskrat isn't using it anymore, we can literally just steal "tweet" and use it here.

I can't think of anything butterfly related that makes sense.

"I saw that on Bluesky, I re-chrysalised it" the ramblings of a madwoman
November 18, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Reskeet your profile pic 💖
November 18, 2024 at 4:36 PM
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did you guys know that in the extended cut of lord of the rings in that scene where viggo mortensen kicks a rock he actually had a mind shattering prostate orgasm. that's why he screamed that way
November 17, 2024 at 3:46 PM
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Transitioning is still such a wild concept to me, like how would you like to live up to 34 as a pretty unremarkable guy and then suddenly become the kind of woman people obsess over?
November 18, 2024 at 3:59 PM
I thought I was pretty okay with being 30, but somebody called me a MILF at a bar recently and a week later I'm still thinking about it

Like, motherhood just feels like a lot of responsibility
November 17, 2024 at 8:15 PM
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“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys
November 17, 2024 at 4:30 AM
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Sapphic panic is what happens when I start flirting with a cute girl and Discord goes down. 😱
November 17, 2024 at 5:33 AM
Woke up looking like somebody tried to murder me, and now she's twirling around her kitchen making us breakfast
November 16, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Things have been a little doom and gloomy for me lately, but there's been a silver lining to this whole cluster fuck.

This made me realize I have something I'm actually afraid to lose, which means I have something worth fighting to keep. That's pretty cool
November 8, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Somebody give me some people to follow. My feed is lonely, it wants friends
October 28, 2024 at 1:47 PM