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24 | agender dog-thing | you know when service dogs have more anxiety than their owners?
Had an mf epiphany last night: I can just write my own stuff about sweaty muscular women working on mechs
January 26, 2026 at 9:49 AM
Trans people, quote post with a photo of yourself you love
January 24, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Puppy wants a fuckin break from it all ;-;
January 18, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Post a game you remember that nobody else remembers.

Anarchy Reigns, the only fighting game (?) I ever loved. An absolute blast on the 360, I really think something like this would fuck so hard today, though I’m a lil worried that I might be remembering it wrong
January 16, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Gear sits a lil loose in the back slots, but I’m super pleased with my first pbandai kit ^^
January 11, 2026 at 8:27 PM
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We've analysed this video of the shooting of Renee Nicole Good yesterday in Minneapolis frame-by-frame to highlight the positioning of the gun and phone in the ICE agent's hands.
Video: @minnesotareformer.com with annotations by Bellingcat
January 8, 2026 at 6:38 PM
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Om nom nom nyom nyom nyom carrot cronch cronch
January 6, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Taking a peak at the number of runners in this box was like glimpsing into some horrifying future in which I die tragically buried beneath a pile of plastic
December 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
November 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
My finest work yet
November 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
November 9, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Butchin’ it up at commander night
October 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Remember it is important to not only take care of yourself but your plushies too!
October 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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October 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Boy I sure do love my pot filled exclusively with spinach, I sure hope nothing bad happens to it!
October 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Who up Beavin’ they Butthead?
September 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Cheat Sheet v.2

nothing from the prior version is incorrect, but ive made it a little easier to read, plus included a bit more helpful information

imgur link: imgur.com/a/wWaLY2i

more comprehensive info can be found here:
stop-paypros.neocities.org
yellat.money

MAKE YOUR CALLS!!!
July 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Thanks to the GOP you too can now spiral into the abyss that is Texas
July 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
July 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
If you see this, post a shark that isn't from Jaws
July 12, 2025 at 8:04 AM
God I’m so fruit-pilled
July 11, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Me when they turn me into the social anxiety dog
The photo they chose for this pet hair resistant comforter ad lmao
May 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Anybody know what this says? Love this crazy lil guy!
May 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Screw a comfort character, who's your CONFRONT character? A character you'd beat the absolute crap out of if you had the ability to?

THIS piece of shit! Not only would Maya still be alive if she just had some fucking common sense, but then wrongly blaming Lilith and never being punished for it
May 30, 2025 at 6:42 AM