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Apethiui
@apethiui.bsky.social
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Archaeologist, historian, esoteric enthusiast.
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No admin since has matched the dripping raw sexual charisma of pic related.
Powell, Cheney, Shrub, Rice, Rumsfeld, and a few other dipshits nobody cares about trying to be as slay and cunty as they possibly can.
November 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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“Why didn’t you see the aurora?”
A highly pixelated image of a kitten tucked into a dolls bed and cuddling a very tiny stuffed animal. The top text says “I tested positive” while the bottom reads “for being all tuckered out”.
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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A stylized closeup of the elf from Elf Comic by Merrivius.
November 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Image of the guy who was praying to Donald Trump while the cops busted out his windows. He is photoshopped wearing a Chinese robe and hat. Above him is translated Chinese characters that say: “Jade Emperor, Jade Emperor, come down from the mountain, come down and get rid of this generation of barbarians, restore our Spring Festival, restore our Lunar New Year, restore our Han New Year”
November 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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>suggest something at work as a moral imperative like five or six times this year
>admin decides to act on it
>”wow that’s such a wonderful idea from admin”
>praise gets heaped on them for their forward thinking approach to the job

Mfw
Sam Jackson as Stephen in Django Unchained, specifically the scene where he tells Django about his sale to the LeQuint Dicky mining company, in which he relates that he suggested it a few times before the white folks had the brilliant idea to listen.
November 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Me standing up to say “yes homo” in a loud clear voice with my head held high after a wave of “no homo” is muttered in hushed tones across the room.
Freedom of Speech” by Rockwell, a now heavily meme’d painting in which a working class man in a jacket and with rough/dirty hands stands up and looks off high in the distance at a township meeting to announce that they actually shouldn’t rebuild a school because school sucks. A variety of people look up at him with mixed expressions.
October 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Facts.
Image of a cute puppy but the image is divided in half. At the top it says “I have two sides”. On the left the puppy is enhaloed, surrounded by golden glittering sparkles. At the bottom it says “substance abuse”. On the right the puppy is horned, and his eye is in an angry shape. He has an inverted pentagram on his forehead and is surrounded by flames. At the bottom it says “job”.
October 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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I apologize for putting more Twitter dipshits back on your feed but this shit is legitimately getting out of control and if I have to hear one more sniveling degenerate tell me why accommodating any Indigenous concern is anti-civilization I’m going break ToS with how I respond.
Twitter thread of gutter racist/noted abundance lib Noah Smith again calling for the marginalization from politics of anyone accurately reporting the history of this shithole country. Noah Smith @Noahpinion If Democrats are going to win, they need to marginalize voices like this guy: Sami Gold @souljagoyteller This country was fundamentally built on the extermination of large amounts of people and the enslavement of millions more, and no counter-intuitive thinking can deny that fact @Noahpin... Everyone talks about the Democrats' need to moderate on the issues. But what I don't see people talking about is Democrats' need to embrace America as a country. JD Vance PFP @DarthVrandon Replying to @Noahpinion So that means we should lie about our history, noah? Oct 28, 2025 • 8:15 PM UTC Noah Smith @Noahpinion Replying to @DarthVrandon No, just accept that America is good and that every country has some bad stuff in its history.
October 29, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Interposed tumblr and Twitter posts: Ellis @ellis_ellis_ell ipads have no soul but desktop computer is like a nervous horse and has the capacity for love ozempic gandolfini @IdahoBones • 1d I don't think you should give kids phones or iPads but you should give them free access to a desktop computer geocaprican Desktop is a magical Place you can visit, but cannot live at Desktop, you must leave Desktop from time to time. You cannot take Desktop with you to bed or work or school. Desktop has a Place, has a home, and Desktop knows its Place. Tablet and smartphone are malicious, hungry ghosts that haunt your every waking moment. They have no place, no home, they wander the earth Searching, Craving your time and attention, a bottomless void hell bent on devouring your soul because they have none of their own.
October 29, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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They talk very openly about wanting to confiscate children from poor families to raise as their own. There's a void in their lives that they used to fuel with African and Asian kids that before that was filled by going to the Rez to buy children for twenty bucks a pop.
Headline "Once Unwanted Indian Child Has Long List of Prospective Parents". The articles are numerous and make my blood boil so I'm not transcribing it. Pictured, a white woman holing a Native child. Selling Native kids into adoption would not end until the Indian Child Welfare Act of 1978. Challenges to the law still happen in court, where judges rule on the cultural affinity of infants.
October 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Yeah man it must be really shitty when someone behaves in bad faith. Pic entirely unrelated.
JK@miniver.bsky.social • 5mo Klein would say, "To get high-speed rail, we do have to pave over • something•. The current system makes that a barrier to building it at all, in any form. But we are not going reduce the carbon impact of transportation without a lot more rail. So what is least harmful in the long run." Apethiui @apethiui.bsky.social • 5mo So your pitch for a Native vision of Abundance is "sorry about ancestral sacred sites/culturally vital natural resources, bros, but we put a high speed rail on top of it so you can take a 4-10 hour one way commute to the Bay & get a taste of our Project", and you earnestly expect me to endorse that? JK@miniver.bsky.social • 5mo I grant that it does not dismantle industrial civilization
October 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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I try to be really thorough in these so pardon my brevity here. A photo of the poorly designed suburban fever dream, Groverhaus. I don’t know how to contextualize Groverhaus in alt text. Check out any of the variety of podcasts or even the original thread. You’re in for a treat if you look into it tho.
October 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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I think more of Harvard should be gutted and more of the White House should be demolished.
“Freedom of Speech” by Rockwell, a now heavily meme’d painting in which a working class man in a jacket and with rough/dirty hands stands up and looks off high in the distance at a township meeting to announce that they actually shouldn’t rebuild a school because school sucks. A variety of people look up at him with mixed expressions.
October 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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The “evolution can you give me” meme. First panel is a grasshopper asking for straight long wings. Next panel a dna strand asks “for flying and leaping”. The grasshopper responds “yeah this is precisely what I said”. Next panel the same grasshopper says “actually develops curled up wings that can’t fly.” Final panel says “dune cricket time” with an image of a stalwart looking dune cricket in the sand.
October 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Ask him to get a few bags of this:
Raju brand Nadiyadi mix. Fried lentils and gram flour. Nice warm spice. No peanuts tho.
October 20, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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horseshoe crab larvae look like this!!?!?!?;!!;!

i could sob
A tiny little 2mm horseshoe crab larva who is shaped like a mushroom with a spiked ovoid tail and some tiny adorable eyes.
October 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Angel hair pumpkin spice Dubai chocolate labubu
An image of an angel hair pumpkin spice Dubai chocolate labubu candy. Package indicates that the maker is “Carian‘s” as a limited edition Halloween release.
October 15, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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Black hat embroidered with “how many grams of protein are in a kiss from my beautiful girlfriend”
October 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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A spooky gothic town for the Necropolis faction in Heroes of Might and Magic.
October 4, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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A green hat that says “I’m going to need to integrate this.”
October 4, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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If you haven’t already:
Cover for Evilspeak featuring a fucked up looking Clint Howard in a blood soaked military school uniform floating in the air in front of a digital pentagram. He’s holding a similarly bloody sword. He leads a pack of feral hogs. Around him is a demon, victims, an injured priest, and a surprised cop. The background is green. Tagline above reads: “Remember the little kid you used to pick on? Well, hes a bigboy now”
October 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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A finger poking into the fur of a rat's nest in some kind of large pipe fitting. The caption says "mmmmm.....hantavirus".
September 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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New bill filed in Oklahoma that says every public university in the state must have a "Charlie Kirk Memorial Plaza" with a statue of Kirk and his family to commemorate his status as a civil right leader & Christian martyr.
E. Each square or plaza shall include permanent signage commemorating Charlie Kirk's courage and faith and explaining the Req. No. 2266 Page 3 significance of Charlie Kirk as a voice of a generation, modern civil rights leader, vocal Christian, martyr for truth and faith, and free speech advocate. Square or plaza plans shall include a statue of Charlie Kirk sitting at a table with an empty seat across from him or a statue of Charlie Kirk and his wife standing and holding their children in their arms as a central element of the square or plaza design. The statue design and size shall be approved by the Legislature as part of the overall design review and approval process.
September 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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That’s gonna be “The Atlantic”, “Obama hype”, and “Jacobin” from me.
Ta-Nehisi Coates APOLOGY FORM To: Ta-Nehisi Coates From: Date: Reason for behavior: i was reading a lot of Jacobin in 2016 cmon man it was The Atlantic turned off by the Obama era nostalgia that unfairly contextualized the hype I was jealous of Ta-Nehisi Coates I don't know Afro-Pessimism Mercury was in retrograde I will hereby respect Ta-Nehisi Coates and I will NOT talk down on the future first-ballot Great American Writer
September 17, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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Noahpinion is literally a gutter racist.

Any abundacrat who claims to be a progressive is lying to you.
Noah Smith posting: "I despise the idea of telling people to go back to their ancestral homelands. The whole notion of indigeneity is absolutely fake. And also, this is the cause of wars and genocides." He links to his article "you are not on indigenous land" which argues that land can only be owned by institutions, and not racial or ethnic groups. This only makes sense if you agree with the legal Doctrine of Discovery, that people in the New World are metaphysically incapable of owning land. Or if you believe that Tribal governments are illegitimate entities, despite the fact that the United States Federal government recognizes them as independent legal entities to the extent that they maintain (a litany of broken) treaties with them. People don't count when they're Indigenous and get frog marched to Oklahoma under starvation conditions and shot in the head when they falter. Anyway fuck Noah Smith, and Kelsey Piper for retweeting this dogshit take.
September 13, 2025 at 1:22 PM