formerly Ape Descendant
@apeascends.bsky.social
Once described as "surprisingly wholesome"
What goes on at Skinny Dip?
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 AM
What goes on at Skinny Dip?
Whenever I go to my folks I always steal something. Nothing big, like spare cleaning products or food.
Maybe you should try that(?)
Maybe you should try that(?)
November 25, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Whenever I go to my folks I always steal something. Nothing big, like spare cleaning products or food.
Maybe you should try that(?)
Maybe you should try that(?)
What is a 'cousin walk'?
November 25, 2025 at 9:29 AM
What is a 'cousin walk'?
Climb _into_ their body?!
You'd get some sort of snorkel to breathe with, right?
Don't want to put your whole head in.
You'd get some sort of snorkel to breathe with, right?
Don't want to put your whole head in.
November 25, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Climb _into_ their body?!
You'd get some sort of snorkel to breathe with, right?
Don't want to put your whole head in.
You'd get some sort of snorkel to breathe with, right?
Don't want to put your whole head in.
Bonus points if you can do it without drawing attention to yourself
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Bonus points if you can do it without drawing attention to yourself
You're such a kidder, Sandy.
How long will you watch them panic before you give them their bike back?
How long will you watch them panic before you give them their bike back?
November 25, 2025 at 9:24 AM
You're such a kidder, Sandy.
How long will you watch them panic before you give them their bike back?
How long will you watch them panic before you give them their bike back?
I'm already following you here
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I'm already following you here
Never lose hope my friend.
Harold Bishop came back on Neighbours after drowning.
Harold Bishop came back on Neighbours after drowning.
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Never lose hope my friend.
Harold Bishop came back on Neighbours after drowning.
Harold Bishop came back on Neighbours after drowning.
We adjust to our audience. I like to think I'm pretty good at it
November 24, 2025 at 11:29 AM
We adjust to our audience. I like to think I'm pretty good at it
Please don't use that word again.
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Please don't use that word again.
You don't have to tell me twice!
November 24, 2025 at 11:23 AM
You don't have to tell me twice!
Will do!
Thanks Crowbar.
Thanks Crowbar.
November 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Will do!
Thanks Crowbar.
Thanks Crowbar.
Update: I feel asleep again & it now looks like I've missed my chance to get up at all
November 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Update: I feel asleep again & it now looks like I've missed my chance to get up at all
It's sometimes good not to be hungover, eh
November 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
It's sometimes good not to be hungover, eh
I've met you. I know.
November 22, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I've met you. I know.
80%+ is Luck.
10% is Location.
10% is Location.
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
80%+ is Luck.
10% is Location.
10% is Location.
Who can blame him?
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Who can blame him?
O boy.
The way in which my American colleagues have been treated at the end of their own employment is very something else!
Thank God we have a Labor Party as part of our political structure & not just a bunch of centre right Democrats.
The way in which my American colleagues have been treated at the end of their own employment is very something else!
Thank God we have a Labor Party as part of our political structure & not just a bunch of centre right Democrats.
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 AM
O boy.
The way in which my American colleagues have been treated at the end of their own employment is very something else!
Thank God we have a Labor Party as part of our political structure & not just a bunch of centre right Democrats.
The way in which my American colleagues have been treated at the end of their own employment is very something else!
Thank God we have a Labor Party as part of our political structure & not just a bunch of centre right Democrats.
Ah, so you've got best costume then.
Well done!
Well done!
November 21, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Ah, so you've got best costume then.
Well done!
Well done!
Not to mention the asbestos-based 'snow'!
November 21, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Not to mention the asbestos-based 'snow'!
O dude.
Strap in for one fucked up weekend as your immune system processes all of that.
Strap in for one fucked up weekend as your immune system processes all of that.
November 21, 2025 at 6:11 AM
O dude.
Strap in for one fucked up weekend as your immune system processes all of that.
Strap in for one fucked up weekend as your immune system processes all of that.
'They' don't fucken care about you.
Your colleagues do the same.
Your guilt for betraying an "organisation" is bc you mistakenly equate an organisation with a human: deserving of respect & of human rights.
Be nice to your colleagues, even your boss, but this is a transactional relationship.
Your colleagues do the same.
Your guilt for betraying an "organisation" is bc you mistakenly equate an organisation with a human: deserving of respect & of human rights.
Be nice to your colleagues, even your boss, but this is a transactional relationship.
November 21, 2025 at 6:10 AM
'They' don't fucken care about you.
Your colleagues do the same.
Your guilt for betraying an "organisation" is bc you mistakenly equate an organisation with a human: deserving of respect & of human rights.
Be nice to your colleagues, even your boss, but this is a transactional relationship.
Your colleagues do the same.
Your guilt for betraying an "organisation" is bc you mistakenly equate an organisation with a human: deserving of respect & of human rights.
Be nice to your colleagues, even your boss, but this is a transactional relationship.