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apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant
@apeascends.bsky.social
Once described as "surprisingly wholesome"
What goes on at Skinny Dip?
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Whenever I go to my folks I always steal something. Nothing big, like spare cleaning products or food.

Maybe you should try that(?)
November 25, 2025 at 9:31 AM
What is a 'cousin walk'?
November 25, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Climb _into_ their body?!
You'd get some sort of snorkel to breathe with, right?
Don't want to put your whole head in.
November 25, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Bonus points if you can do it without drawing attention to yourself
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
You're such a kidder, Sandy.
How long will you watch them panic before you give them their bike back?
November 25, 2025 at 9:24 AM
I'm already following you here
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Never lose hope my friend.
Harold Bishop came back on Neighbours after drowning.
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
We adjust to our audience. I like to think I'm pretty good at it
November 24, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Please don't use that word again.
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 AM
You don't have to tell me twice!
November 24, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Will do!
Thanks Crowbar.
November 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Update: I feel asleep again & it now looks like I've missed my chance to get up at all
November 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
It's sometimes good not to be hungover, eh
November 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I've met you. I know.
November 22, 2025 at 10:38 AM
80%+ is Luck.
10% is Location.
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Stunners!
🤩
November 22, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Who can blame him?
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 AM
O boy.
The way in which my American colleagues have been treated at the end of their own employment is very something else!
Thank God we have a Labor Party as part of our political structure & not just a bunch of centre right Democrats.
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Ah, so you've got best costume then.
Well done!
November 21, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Not to mention the asbestos-based 'snow'!
November 21, 2025 at 6:12 AM
O dude.
Strap in for one fucked up weekend as your immune system processes all of that.
November 21, 2025 at 6:11 AM
'They' don't fucken care about you.
Your colleagues do the same.

Your guilt for betraying an "organisation" is bc you mistakenly equate an organisation with a human: deserving of respect & of human rights.

Be nice to your colleagues, even your boss, but this is a transactional relationship.
November 21, 2025 at 6:10 AM