formerly Ape Descendant
@apeascends.bsky.social
Once described as "surprisingly wholesome"
Update: I feel asleep again & it now looks like I've missed my chance to get up at all
November 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Update: I feel asleep again & it now looks like I've missed my chance to get up at all
Good morning from the suburbs
November 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Good morning from the suburbs
This cat only considers himself 'Fed' if I feed him. If anyone else feeds him he may eat it, but will always ask me for his dinner
November 20, 2025 at 8:59 AM
This cat only considers himself 'Fed' if I feed him. If anyone else feeds him he may eat it, but will always ask me for his dinner
It's 33 degrees & this little guy is staying nice & toasty
November 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
It's 33 degrees & this little guy is staying nice & toasty
After napping yesterday I slept well overnight. I could sleep more now.
I think I am "relaxed".
Maybe even "chillaxed".
I think I am "relaxed".
Maybe even "chillaxed".
November 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
After napping yesterday I slept well overnight. I could sleep more now.
I think I am "relaxed".
Maybe even "chillaxed".
I think I am "relaxed".
Maybe even "chillaxed".
Are they still there though?
November 16, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Are they still there though?
Really?
Because you've caught me at an inopportune time
Because you've caught me at an inopportune time
November 14, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Really?
Because you've caught me at an inopportune time
Because you've caught me at an inopportune time
Trying to sell a mirror online
November 14, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Trying to sell a mirror online
It's alive!
ALIVE!!
ALIVE!!
November 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
It's alive!
ALIVE!!
ALIVE!!
What could they possibly have to gain from making more of these?!
November 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
What could they possibly have to gain from making more of these?!
So you know how time is an illusion and all, eh?
You could take any day's pills at any time. Imagine that!
You could take any day's pills at any time. Imagine that!
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 PM
So you know how time is an illusion and all, eh?
You could take any day's pills at any time. Imagine that!
You could take any day's pills at any time. Imagine that!
Dreamt last night I went to a dance party at Sydney Uni with this guy only he was a tiny kitten & he kept getting lost but we found him in the bathroom just happily chatting to people.
November 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Dreamt last night I went to a dance party at Sydney Uni with this guy only he was a tiny kitten & he kept getting lost but we found him in the bathroom just happily chatting to people.
When someone's throwing out a CPAP machine it is like they're throwing out a walking frame. Always a sad story. 😢
November 9, 2025 at 6:18 AM
When someone's throwing out a CPAP machine it is like they're throwing out a walking frame. Always a sad story. 😢
Good morning from the suburbs
November 8, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Good morning from the suburbs
Good night from the suburbs
November 8, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Good night from the suburbs
Good night from the suburbs
November 6, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Good night from the suburbs
New angle grinding shirt just dropped
November 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
New angle grinding shirt just dropped
(I told him they wouldn't take this.)
November 3, 2025 at 11:55 AM
(I told him they wouldn't take this.)
Even the negative emojis in MS Teams are fucken cheerful. They give me the shits.
November 3, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Even the negative emojis in MS Teams are fucken cheerful. They give me the shits.
Woof back at you!
November 1, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Woof back at you!
He seems to get a kick out of it & loves the attention
October 31, 2025 at 10:59 AM
He seems to get a kick out of it & loves the attention
Halloween 🎃 👻
Let's get all the treats!
Let's get all the treats!
October 31, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Halloween 🎃 👻
Let's get all the treats!
Let's get all the treats!
Good morning from the suburbs
October 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Good morning from the suburbs