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apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant
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Once described as "surprisingly wholesome"
Update: I feel asleep again & it now looks like I've missed my chance to get up at all
November 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Good morning from the suburbs
November 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
This cat only considers himself 'Fed' if I feed him. If anyone else feeds him he may eat it, but will always ask me for his dinner
November 20, 2025 at 8:59 AM
It's 33 degrees & this little guy is staying nice & toasty
November 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
After napping yesterday I slept well overnight. I could sleep more now.

I think I am "relaxed".

Maybe even "chillaxed".
November 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Are they still there though?
November 16, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Really?
Because you've caught me at an inopportune time
November 14, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Trying to sell a mirror online
November 14, 2025 at 4:37 AM
It's alive!
ALIVE!!
November 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
What could they possibly have to gain from making more of these?!
November 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
So you know how time is an illusion and all, eh?
You could take any day's pills at any time. Imagine that!
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Dreamt last night I went to a dance party at Sydney Uni with this guy only he was a tiny kitten & he kept getting lost but we found him in the bathroom just happily chatting to people.
November 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
When someone's throwing out a CPAP machine it is like they're throwing out a walking frame. Always a sad story. 😢
November 9, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Good morning from the suburbs
November 8, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Good night from the suburbs
November 8, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Good night from the suburbs
November 6, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Also...
November 6, 2025 at 9:54 AM
New angle grinding shirt just dropped
November 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
(I told him they wouldn't take this.)
November 3, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Even the negative emojis in MS Teams are fucken cheerful. They give me the shits.
November 3, 2025 at 6:46 AM
November 2, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Woof back at you!
November 1, 2025 at 5:03 AM
He seems to get a kick out of it & loves the attention
October 31, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Halloween 🎃 👻
Let's get all the treats!
October 31, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Good morning from the suburbs
October 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM