formerly Ape Descendant
@apeascends.bsky.social
Once described as "surprisingly wholesome"
Pinned
Crazy how a few degrees in temperature lifts my mood
5am and I'm checking what time the sun comes up.
I've got things to do today!
I've got things to do today!
November 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
5am and I'm checking what time the sun comes up.
I've got things to do today!
I've got things to do today!
Drop-off Day.
So today I caught a bus & train in to the city; left my laptop & swipe on a desk in an empty room; sent a photo of that to a number I don't know.
After nearly 6 years that's it.
"Thank you for your time."
So today I caught a bus & train in to the city; left my laptop & swipe on a desk in an empty room; sent a photo of that to a number I don't know.
After nearly 6 years that's it.
"Thank you for your time."
November 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Drop-off Day.
So today I caught a bus & train in to the city; left my laptop & swipe on a desk in an empty room; sent a photo of that to a number I don't know.
After nearly 6 years that's it.
"Thank you for your time."
So today I caught a bus & train in to the city; left my laptop & swipe on a desk in an empty room; sent a photo of that to a number I don't know.
After nearly 6 years that's it.
"Thank you for your time."
Good morning from the suburbs
November 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Good morning from the suburbs
Both the Nolan Sisters and Men Without Hats seek to answer the same question.
Yes Sir, they can boogie. They can dance; they can dance if they wanna.
Yes Sir, they can boogie. They can dance; they can dance if they wanna.
November 20, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Both the Nolan Sisters and Men Without Hats seek to answer the same question.
Yes Sir, they can boogie. They can dance; they can dance if they wanna.
Yes Sir, they can boogie. They can dance; they can dance if they wanna.
This cat only considers himself 'Fed' if I feed him. If anyone else feeds him he may eat it, but will always ask me for his dinner
November 20, 2025 at 8:59 AM
This cat only considers himself 'Fed' if I feed him. If anyone else feeds him he may eat it, but will always ask me for his dinner
So today is my last real "in office" day. I thought I would be happier but today it really does feel like a cowardly defeat.
November 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
So today is my last real "in office" day. I thought I would be happier but today it really does feel like a cowardly defeat.
What's something you never used to enjoy when you were younger but now do?
I'll go first.
Aerosmith.
I'll go first.
Aerosmith.
November 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
What's something you never used to enjoy when you were younger but now do?
I'll go first.
Aerosmith.
I'll go first.
Aerosmith.
It's 33 degrees & this little guy is staying nice & toasty
November 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
It's 33 degrees & this little guy is staying nice & toasty
Husband's birthday today.
If you see me referring to "Husband, 61..." it's because he's now that age and not because I got married again.
If you see me referring to "Husband, 61..." it's because he's now that age and not because I got married again.
November 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Husband's birthday today.
If you see me referring to "Husband, 61..." it's because he's now that age and not because I got married again.
If you see me referring to "Husband, 61..." it's because he's now that age and not because I got married again.
After napping yesterday I slept well overnight. I could sleep more now.
I think I am "relaxed".
Maybe even "chillaxed".
I think I am "relaxed".
Maybe even "chillaxed".
November 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
After napping yesterday I slept well overnight. I could sleep more now.
I think I am "relaxed".
Maybe even "chillaxed".
I think I am "relaxed".
Maybe even "chillaxed".
I appear to have napped.
It's been a long time.
It's been a long time.
November 17, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I appear to have napped.
It's been a long time.
It's been a long time.
Really?
Because you've caught me at an inopportune time
Because you've caught me at an inopportune time
November 14, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Really?
Because you've caught me at an inopportune time
Because you've caught me at an inopportune time
Trying to sell a mirror online
November 14, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Trying to sell a mirror online
It's alive!
ALIVE!!
ALIVE!!
November 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
It's alive!
ALIVE!!
ALIVE!!
6 weeks in to my 9 week Notice Period:
"The Blue Balls of Happiness" dangle closer to my face
"The Blue Balls of Happiness" dangle closer to my face
November 11, 2025 at 11:43 PM
6 weeks in to my 9 week Notice Period:
"The Blue Balls of Happiness" dangle closer to my face
"The Blue Balls of Happiness" dangle closer to my face
Dreamt last night I went to a dance party at Sydney Uni with this guy only he was a tiny kitten & he kept getting lost but we found him in the bathroom just happily chatting to people.
November 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Dreamt last night I went to a dance party at Sydney Uni with this guy only he was a tiny kitten & he kept getting lost but we found him in the bathroom just happily chatting to people.
Graham Richardson AND John Laws!
Yes!!!
Alan Jones, count your chickens honey!
Yes!!!
Alan Jones, count your chickens honey!
November 9, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Graham Richardson AND John Laws!
Yes!!!
Alan Jones, count your chickens honey!
Yes!!!
Alan Jones, count your chickens honey!
When someone's throwing out a CPAP machine it is like they're throwing out a walking frame. Always a sad story. 😢
November 9, 2025 at 6:18 AM
When someone's throwing out a CPAP machine it is like they're throwing out a walking frame. Always a sad story. 😢
Good morning from the suburbs
November 8, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Good morning from the suburbs
Good night from the suburbs
November 8, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Good night from the suburbs
Good night from the suburbs
November 6, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Good night from the suburbs
I'm now 4 weeks in to a 9 week notice period.
The 'Hotel California' phase:
"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."
The 'Hotel California' phase:
"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."
November 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I'm now 4 weeks in to a 9 week notice period.
The 'Hotel California' phase:
"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."
The 'Hotel California' phase:
"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."
Fucken enraging to jump thru invisible & shifting hoops to get passed an AI algorithm to apply for some bullshit role in some unnecessary company with some made-up name doing something worthless which i will probably hate along other shit-eating fuckers who treat it like its the Apollo mission!
November 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Fucken enraging to jump thru invisible & shifting hoops to get passed an AI algorithm to apply for some bullshit role in some unnecessary company with some made-up name doing something worthless which i will probably hate along other shit-eating fuckers who treat it like its the Apollo mission!
New angle grinding shirt just dropped
November 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
New angle grinding shirt just dropped
(I told him they wouldn't take this.)
November 3, 2025 at 11:55 AM
(I told him they wouldn't take this.)