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I came into possession of my first ever air fryer on December 25, 2025
My most boomeriffic take is that pop music should sound kinda scary again. Number one pop hits should have weird Haunted Mansion carnival vibes again like they did in the 60s
January 22, 2026 at 1:52 AM
My most boomeriffic take is that pop music should sound kinda scary again. Number one pop hits should have weird Haunted Mansion carnival vibes again like they did in the 60s
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The millennial's curse: Very online 30/40 somethings cannot write, talk, or make art without constantly trying to defy or (worse in some ways) outflank the scorn of an audience they will never know or see. If that curse has extended to how you interact with your kids, you're well and truly cooked
January 20, 2026 at 12:14 AM
The millennial's curse: Very online 30/40 somethings cannot write, talk, or make art without constantly trying to defy or (worse in some ways) outflank the scorn of an audience they will never know or see. If that curse has extended to how you interact with your kids, you're well and truly cooked
Currently at a Chicago-area bar showing the Bears game and making this face at the Rams every 5 minutes so people don’t figure out I’m a Packers fan
January 19, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Currently at a Chicago-area bar showing the Bears game and making this face at the Rams every 5 minutes so people don’t figure out I’m a Packers fan
Nobody told me Emily St. John Mandel is basically remaking Southland Tales and now I’m anticipating a new novel more than I think I ever have for any book
January 18, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Nobody told me Emily St. John Mandel is basically remaking Southland Tales and now I’m anticipating a new novel more than I think I ever have for any book
“Sam Darnold” sounds like a fake name you’d come up with to enter a shady giveaway for a 3-night trip to the Bahamas
January 18, 2026 at 3:25 AM
“Sam Darnold” sounds like a fake name you’d come up with to enter a shady giveaway for a 3-night trip to the Bahamas
My favorite movie trailers are the action films where they just have a guy giving an interview about how many pounds of dynamite were used in their shoots or whatever. There’s something admirable about not even pretending to have substance
January 18, 2026 at 1:14 AM
My favorite movie trailers are the action films where they just have a guy giving an interview about how many pounds of dynamite were used in their shoots or whatever. There’s something admirable about not even pretending to have substance
Calling myself “post-relationship” because that sounds cooler than posting “I’m single again” to social media as someone in their 30s
January 17, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Calling myself “post-relationship” because that sounds cooler than posting “I’m single again” to social media as someone in their 30s
That’s just snowslop. You’re just cleaning it off your car so it doesn’t fall all over the road and injure people
January 16, 2026 at 11:02 PM
That’s just snowslop. You’re just cleaning it off your car so it doesn’t fall all over the road and injure people
playing through EarthBound for the first time in years and forgot that basically every NPC talks like this
January 8, 2026 at 3:14 AM
playing through EarthBound for the first time in years and forgot that basically every NPC talks like this
Unfortunately, my whole bit about not owning and never having owned an air fryer is no longer true. Send all your air fryer recommendations my way
January 6, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Unfortunately, my whole bit about not owning and never having owned an air fryer is no longer true. Send all your air fryer recommendations my way
Everything can be a bit if you try hard enough
January 6, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Everything can be a bit if you try hard enough
In the Upper Midwest, it’s illegal to walk past someone wearing fewer than five layers in the winter without yelling “AREN’T YOU COLD?!” at the top of your lungs
January 5, 2026 at 12:30 AM
In the Upper Midwest, it’s illegal to walk past someone wearing fewer than five layers in the winter without yelling “AREN’T YOU COLD?!” at the top of your lungs
Just a few more hours to go before the year on the calendar looks even more like a far-off sci-fi number that shouldn’t be the current year than it already does
January 1, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Just a few more hours to go before the year on the calendar looks even more like a far-off sci-fi number that shouldn’t be the current year than it already does
I mostly don’t miss owning a house but if there’s one thing I hate about voluntarily going back to apartment life, it’s how you constantly feel like the leasing office is going to randomly find some way to come down on you or extract $50 from you
December 29, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I mostly don’t miss owning a house but if there’s one thing I hate about voluntarily going back to apartment life, it’s how you constantly feel like the leasing office is going to randomly find some way to come down on you or extract $50 from you
I keep forgetting Cooper Flagg is an NBA player because “Cooper Flagg” sounds like the name of a white running back from 2014
December 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I keep forgetting Cooper Flagg is an NBA player because “Cooper Flagg” sounds like the name of a white running back from 2014
Looking forward to some random backbencher congressman from Tennessee tweeting about how he didn’t watch Christmas football today because the NFL has gone woke and doesn’t do country music at halftime anymore
December 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Looking forward to some random backbencher congressman from Tennessee tweeting about how he didn’t watch Christmas football today because the NFL has gone woke and doesn’t do country music at halftime anymore
The most 36-year old person you’ve ever met in your life when the holy infant is tender and mild
December 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The most 36-year old person you’ve ever met in your life when the holy infant is tender and mild
I’ve used the phrase “I’ll know it when I see it” 6 days in a row in my life without trying
December 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I’ve used the phrase “I’ll know it when I see it” 6 days in a row in my life without trying
me on my way back from O’Hare maneuvering past people going 5 under with nobody in front of them during rush hour
a skeleton is riding a surfboard in the dark .
ALT: a skeleton is riding a surfboard in the dark .
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December 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
me on my way back from O’Hare maneuvering past people going 5 under with nobody in front of them during rush hour
Saw this Cinnabon sign at the airport in Las Vegas. I know there’s like 47 different names for this aesthetic but I prefer to call it “your divorced aunt in 2003”
December 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Saw this Cinnabon sign at the airport in Las Vegas. I know there’s like 47 different names for this aesthetic but I prefer to call it “your divorced aunt in 2003”
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Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
Boingo Hotspot would be a beautiful name for a Hideo Kojima side character
December 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Boingo Hotspot would be a beautiful name for a Hideo Kojima side character
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i think a (perhaps underappreciated) aspect of this whole situation is the extent to which every elite profession is filled with people who excel at drawing attention and want to be famous more than they want to do the actual job
December 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
i think a (perhaps underappreciated) aspect of this whole situation is the extent to which every elite profession is filled with people who excel at drawing attention and want to be famous more than they want to do the actual job
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We all moved on because there is bigger news but it was really funny when that Campbell’s Soup Executive was like “fuck soup and anyone who eats it!”
December 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
We all moved on because there is bigger news but it was really funny when that Campbell’s Soup Executive was like “fuck soup and anyone who eats it!”
gf and i went down a Wisconsin vanity license plate rabbit hole and I think this may be the greatest official state vanity plate I’ve ever seen anywhere
December 10, 2025 at 6:22 AM
gf and i went down a Wisconsin vanity license plate rabbit hole and I think this may be the greatest official state vanity plate I’ve ever seen anywhere