Anywhoodles but festive or whatever
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I have approximate knowledge of many things. Don't tell them Ybor City almost killed us again. She/her.
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We're all gonna die, and it'll hurt the whole time, but at least the memes will be fire.
I just found out my cat hates my singing. It's the season for Emmet Otter DEAL WITH IT CAT.
December 20, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I just found out my cat hates my singing. It's the season for Emmet Otter DEAL WITH IT CAT.
First to second-worst!
Happy first day of Learned League! I look forward to getting knocked back down to D Rundle, as is tradition.
December 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
First to second-worst!
One day, I won't internally giggle at the word "Figma". Today is not that day. Even if I didn't know how one would Figma balls.
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
One day, I won't internally giggle at the word "Figma". Today is not that day. Even if I didn't know how one would Figma balls.
My Learned League wish of "I hope I don't get relegated" has now been replaced with, "just don't let me finish in last place."
December 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
My Learned League wish of "I hope I don't get relegated" has now been replaced with, "just don't let me finish in last place."
I'm now "having to brace myself when I sneeze" years old.
December 15, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I'm now "having to brace myself when I sneeze" years old.
that movie would have been way cooler if somebody went through a table, is all I'm saying.
Granted, there are a lot of things that would be improved if someone went through a table...
Granted, there are a lot of things that would be improved if someone went through a table...
Buffalo Bills, none of this would be happening if you let someone go through a table in that Hallmark movie.
December 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
that movie would have been way cooler if somebody went through a table, is all I'm saying.
Granted, there are a lot of things that would be improved if someone went through a table...
Granted, there are a lot of things that would be improved if someone went through a table...
Buffalo Bills, none of this would be happening if you let someone go through a table in that Hallmark movie.
December 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Buffalo Bills, none of this would be happening if you let someone go through a table in that Hallmark movie.
Ethan Allen actually didn't know anything about building furniture.
Post your incorrect facts about history, preferably humorous
Most people don't know that the gerrymander is named after Gerry Mander.
December 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Ethan Allen actually didn't know anything about building furniture.
Albert Einstein invented the Camel Clutch, but he called it the "give me back my lunch money", based on what he usually yelled while doing the move.
Post your incorrect facts about history, preferably humorous
Most people don't know that the gerrymander is named after Gerry Mander.
December 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Albert Einstein invented the Camel Clutch, but he called it the "give me back my lunch money", based on what he usually yelled while doing the move.
Marie Antoinette died of appendicitis
Post your incorrect facts about history, preferably humorous
Most people don't know that the gerrymander is named after Gerry Mander.
December 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Marie Antoinette died of appendicitis
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December 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
manifesting:
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Welp, I didn't win @littledrummerboychallenge.com this year. Mall walking got me. Oh well.
December 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Welp, I didn't win @littledrummerboychallenge.com this year. Mall walking got me. Oh well.
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"I asked chatgpt--"
Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.
Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.
June 26, 2025 at 4:55 AM
"I asked chatgpt--"
Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.
Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.
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Love to see the Sedgwick County Zoo putting out a good explainer on why GenAI slop videos of animals are a problem & how to identify them! It’s succinct, easy to read, and doesn’t shame people for not knowing better. A+ useful link to share with family and friends.
scz.org/blog/the-rea...
scz.org/blog/the-rea...
The Reality of AI Animal Content – Sedgwick County Zoo
If you spend any time on social media, you’ve probably seen them – bears bouncing on trampolines, apes caught on doorbell cameras, or “rescued” wild animals acting in ways that seem too good to be…
scz.org
December 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Love to see the Sedgwick County Zoo putting out a good explainer on why GenAI slop videos of animals are a problem & how to identify them! It’s succinct, easy to read, and doesn’t shame people for not knowing better. A+ useful link to share with family and friends.
scz.org/blog/the-rea...
scz.org/blog/the-rea...
Current status: The remix of Bastille's Pompeii with the guy yelling EMOTIONAL DAMAGE throughout.
December 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Current status: The remix of Bastille's Pompeii with the guy yelling EMOTIONAL DAMAGE throughout.
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Stinking dead end job
December 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Stinking dead end job
The older I get, the more I think the younger me who wanted to be a witch in the woods had some valid points.
December 3, 2025 at 12:34 PM
The older I get, the more I think the younger me who wanted to be a witch in the woods had some valid points.
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if you have a billion dollars you should be legally designated a dragon and any human can adventure against you
September 10, 2025 at 4:40 AM
if you have a billion dollars you should be legally designated a dragon and any human can adventure against you
Does it count as a thirst post if it's from someone else's account?
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Does it count as a thirst post if it's from someone else's account?
"Hard Rock Bet is NOT legal in Honduras, although Honduras is the home of several My Bookie servers."
November 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
"Hard Rock Bet is NOT legal in Honduras, although Honduras is the home of several My Bookie servers."
On a cruise that has a stop in Belize. My goal is to get a hat or something saying "UnBELIZEable".
November 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
On a cruise that has a stop in Belize. My goal is to get a hat or something saying "UnBELIZEable".
One of these cruises, Steve and I will be picked for the not so Newlywed game so we can make them regret picking us.
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
One of these cruises, Steve and I will be picked for the not so Newlywed game so we can make them regret picking us.
Props to that one Cardinals fan with the clown makeup. That color was SOLID.
November 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Props to that one Cardinals fan with the clown makeup. That color was SOLID.