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NON EUCLIDEAN MASS OF EYES AND TENTACLES
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Non Euclidean Mass of Eyes and Tentacles official BlueSky account!

Find us on Bandcamp:

https://noneuclideanmassofeyesandtentacles.bandcamp.com/music

And streaming in most of your favourite terrestrial music broadcasters!
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NON EUCLIDEAN MASS OF EYES AND TENTACLES @anymeat.bsky.social · 19d
Greetings and Squidutations, aural cosmonauts!

31/12/2025
12/31/2025

#NonEuclideanMassOfEyesAndTentacles
#Aaggllanomm
#Zolathrastok
#TheCastleAtTheEndOfTime
#Industrial
#DroneAndGroove
#DroneMetal
#DoomMetal
#StonerMetal
#NEMEAT
#ThirdAlbum
#BandCamp
#AuralCosmonauts
#TheYearOfOurSquid2025
The photo depicts the album cover for the album “The Castle at the End of Time” by Non Euclidean Mass of Eyes and Tentacles, which is a white background with a black and white and pink drawing of a mountain top path leading to a tiny pink city, outlined by a full moon. On either side of the drawing is pink text, vertically aligned, the reads “Non Euclidean Mass of Eyes and Tentacles” in the left side and “The Castle at the End of Time” on the right side
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chriswoodyard.bsky.social
#TheVictorianBookoftheDead #NationalPharmacistDay
"No Substitution" - skeletal druggists at work from a 1900 Antikamnia Calendar.
www.worthpoint.com/worthopedia/...
Three skull-headed druggists in black coats and red tights fetch a jar of medicine, look at a prescription, and grind drugs in a mortar.
January 12, 2026 at 1:33 PM
anymeat.bsky.social
Our tiny cousins are adorable, and we agree that sometimes we must bury ourselves to recuperate.

Set and keep your boundaries, aural cosmonauts!

Imbibe your waters, ingest your nutrients, and, like these cousins, get your rest.

Slumber well, and wake anew!
k-hermit.com でんか @k-hermit.com · 2d
This bobtail squid burrowing into the sand is already adorable, but please watch till the very end!

It sticks out its little arms and earnestly sprinkles sand over itself 🦑𓂃◌𓈒𓐍
January 12, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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mobiusstripper.bsky.social
My new quantum computer is almost working, but every time I get it to solve an equation, it collapses when I try to look at the results.
January 10, 2026 at 5:48 AM
anymeat.bsky.social
We are diminished, volumetrically AND dimensionally! We are melting! Melting!
davebrarian.bsky.social davfred finds out @davebrarian.bsky.social · 4d
Slightly diminish a band:

Euclidean stack of eyes and one tentacle

@anymeat.bsky.social
notalegalrecord.net Tony Corsentino @notalegalrecord.net · 4d
Slightly diminish a band:

One Of Them Might Be A Giant
January 10, 2026 at 5:40 PM
anymeat.bsky.social
We recorded onto cassette in a 1990s 4 track for the first time in decades last night.

#4Track
#4TrackRecorder
#NEMEAT
#1990s
January 9, 2026 at 11:41 PM
anymeat.bsky.social
This is necessary for your timeline.
rvbdrm.com Ravin Boodram @rvbdrm.com · 5d
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 9, 2026 at 9:17 PM
anymeat.bsky.social
This is necessary for your timeline.
gravewriter71.bsky.social Antlers Teeth Claws @gravewriter71.bsky.social · 5d
Holy hell this is adorable. Playful rhino!!!
rvbdrm.com Ravin Boodram @rvbdrm.com · 5d
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 9, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek Voyager scene. We see a small, lone shuttlecraft fllying through a cloudy sky. Closed caption reads, "(screaming)"
January 8, 2026 at 1:58 AM
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switchmark.bsky.social
Cartoon character sadly holds a red heart under a tree. In the distance, a punk character impresses a girl with a ticket. Text reads: "When you want to give her your heart, but that Roger has an extra Nine Inch Nails ticket and cocaine."
January 6, 2026 at 11:35 PM
anymeat.bsky.social
All adopted pets are foundlings, so, really, all adopters are well on their way to being members of the Watch, or at least Mandalorians.
January 7, 2026 at 12:47 AM
anymeat.bsky.social
Have any of you aural cosmonauts ever wondered if the real reason that so many folx dislike “Wonderwall” by Oasis is due to Liam Gallagher not using any vibrato on his voice during the entire song?

All those long, held, notes, all just bare, zero motion in them.
January 6, 2026 at 3:50 PM
anymeat.bsky.social
#NonEuclideanMassOfEyesAndTentacles
#Aaggllanomm
#Zolathrastok
#TheCastleAtTheEndOfTime
#Industrial
#DroneAndGroove
#DroneMetal
#DoomMetal
#StonerMetal
#NEMEAT
#ThirdAlbum
#BandCamp
#Spotify
#Deezer
#YouTubeMusic
#AmazonMusic
#Pandora
#TikTok
#Snapchat
#Tidal
#AuralCosmonauts
#TheYearOfOurSquid2025
The picture is white text on a black background. The text reads: Greetings and Squidutations, aural cosmonauts! The Castle at the End of Time should now be streaming at your favourite services! Please listen, and spread the glad tidings! Aaggllanom and Zolathrastok are waiting!
January 5, 2026 at 10:18 PM
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sidebangsmusic.com
We can overcome destructive toxicity and hate by increasing the amount of bonkers fun ridiculousness
January 5, 2026 at 4:39 PM
anymeat.bsky.social
Orion is our favourite track on that Metallica album

We may or may not have recorded a Metallica cover that will probably never be released 🦑🐙🦑🐙🦑
florgoth.bsky.social florgoth @florgoth.bsky.social · 9d
Btw for those keeping score:
1. Disposable Heroes
2. Leper Messiah
3. Welcome Home (Sanitarium)

As sacrilegious as it may be, apart from the opening riff, the title track never did much for me. 🤷
florgoth.bsky.social florgoth @florgoth.bsky.social · 9d
#NowPlaying (again)

I've decided to listen to more of the classics this year and this one felt like a pretty obvious choice! 🤷
January 5, 2026 at 6:28 PM
anymeat.bsky.social
We have been continuously asking this for years
January 5, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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switchmark.bsky.social
Man in sunglasses, flannel shirt, and laid-back pose smiles confidently. A calendar behind shows January 4th. Text humorously notes no music gear bought this year.
January 5, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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sidebangsmusic.com
If you aren’t making it weird what are you even doing
January 4, 2026 at 7:42 PM
anymeat.bsky.social
In no particular order:

Reeves Gabrels
Randy Rhoads
David Gilmour
Tosin Abasi
Brian May
Tony Iommi
Robin Finck
Buckethead
Gunter Schulz
Zakk Wylde

Honourable mentions: Billy Gibbons, Andres Segovia, Steve White, Mike Scaccia, James Hetfield, Buck Dharma
glendunlap.bsky.social Glen Dunlap @glendunlap.bsky.social · 10d
Who are your top 10 all-time favorite guitarists? Here are mine in no particular order.

Eddie Van Halen
Gary Moore
Michael Schenker
Stevie Ray Vaughn
Robin Trower
Randy Rhoads
Jeff Beck
Jimmy Page
Jimi Hendrix
David Gilmour

Honorable mention: Joe Satriani, B.B. King, Albert King, Randy Bachman
January 4, 2026 at 8:51 PM
anymeat.bsky.social
We received possibly our first review, and it is glowing!

We thank you, ORGAN MAGAZINE, for the listen and the positivity!

@organmagazine.bsky.social

#OurFirstReview
#WeThankYou
#NonEuclideanMassOfEyesAndTentacles
#TheCastleAtTheEndOfTime
#ThirdAlbum
#BringBackAbsurdlyLongHashtags
organmagazine.bsky.social ORGAN MAGAZINE @organmagazine.bsky.social · 14d
ORGAN: Five Music Things – A taste of the new album from Thinking Plague's Mike Johnson, and one more album before the year ends from Non Euclidean Mass Of Eyes And Tentacles plus some Geese, a bit more Michael Woodman, some Radio Free Alice and one more bit of Neil Young... wp.me/p2ScbB-wKj
December 31, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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hhackenbecker.bsky.social
Someone has lifted the QuickTimeVR movie files from 1994's "Star Trek: The Next Generation Interactive Technical Manual", upscaled them then built an in-browser replica of the ITM's "Tour" module. mijofr.github.io/st-panorama/
#StarTrek
Trekorama!
360° of Star Trek
mijofr.github.io
December 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
anymeat.bsky.social
Tolkien would hurl them all into Orodruin. Every. Single. One.
December 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
anymeat.bsky.social
noneuclideanmassofeyesandtentacles.bandcamp.com

#NonEuclideanMassOfEyesAndTentacles
#Aaggllanomm
#Zolathrastok
#TheCastleAtTheEndOfTime
#Industrial
#DroneAndGroove
#DroneMetal
#DoomMetal
#StonerMetal
#NEMEAT
#BringBackAbsurdlyLongHastags
#ThirdAlbum
#BandCamp
#AuralCosmonauts
#TheYearOfOurSquid2025
The photo is black text on a textured, orange-yellow, background. The text reads “Greetings and Squidutations, aural cosmonauts! Some keen eyed and sharp tentacled amongst you noticed that there was a mistake made! Our terrestrial intern, when uploading The Castle at the End of Time to your WorldWideWeb, accidentally published it for release at the same moment! So, while not yet distributed to earthly streaming services, the album is already for sale on our Bandcamp page! Buy it, tell others, spread the industrial drone and groove music everywhere!”
December 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
anymeat.bsky.social
Greetings and Squidutations, aural cosmonauts!

31/12/2025
12/31/2025

#NonEuclideanMassOfEyesAndTentacles
#Aaggllanomm
#Zolathrastok
#TheCastleAtTheEndOfTime
#Industrial
#DroneAndGroove
#DroneMetal
#DoomMetal
#StonerMetal
#NEMEAT
#ThirdAlbum
#BandCamp
#AuralCosmonauts
#TheYearOfOurSquid2025
The photo depicts the album cover for the album “The Castle at the End of Time” by Non Euclidean Mass of Eyes and Tentacles, which is a white background with a black and white and pink drawing of a mountain top path leading to a tiny pink city, outlined by a full moon. On either side of the drawing is pink text, vertically aligned, the reads “Non Euclidean Mass of Eyes and Tentacles” in the left side and “The Castle at the End of Time” on the right side
December 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
anymeat.bsky.social
12/31/2025

#NonEuclideanMassOfEyesAndTentacles
#Aaggllanomm
#Zolathrastok
#TheCastleAtTheEndOfTime
#Industrial
#DroneAndGroove
#DroneMetal
#DoomMetal
#StonerMetal
#NEMEAT
#DeskCoveredInTchotchkes
#BringBackAbsurdlyLongHastags
#ThirdAlbum
#Reaper
#AuralCosmonauts
#TheYearOfOurSquid2025
October 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
anymeat.bsky.social
There is a rumbling; a distant roar

Zolathrastok is born, and awakens hungry!

12/31/2025

noneuclideanmassofeyesandtentacles.bandcamp.com

#NonEuclideanMassOfEyesAndTentacles
#Aaggllanomm
#Zolathrastok
#Industrial
#NEMEAT
#BringBackAbsurdlyLongHastags
#AuralCosmonauts
#TheYearOfOurSquid2025
Nuclear Power and Computers, by Non Euclidean Mass Of Eyes And Tentacles
6 track album
noneuclideanmassofeyesandtentacles.bandcamp.com
October 3, 2025 at 11:21 PM