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NON EUCLIDEAN MASS OF EYES AND TENTACLES
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Non Euclidean Mass of Eyes and Tentacles official BlueSky account!

Find us on Bandcamp:

https://noneuclideanmassofeyesandtentacles.bandcamp.com/music

And streaming in most of your favourite terrestrial music broadcasters!
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#TheVictorianBookoftheDead #NationalPharmacistDay
"No Substitution" - skeletal druggists at work from a 1900 Antikamnia Calendar.
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January 12, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Our tiny cousins are adorable, and we agree that sometimes we must bury ourselves to recuperate.

Set and keep your boundaries, aural cosmonauts!

Imbibe your waters, ingest your nutrients, and, like these cousins, get your rest.

Slumber well, and wake anew!
This bobtail squid burrowing into the sand is already adorable, but please watch till the very end!

It sticks out its little arms and earnestly sprinkles sand over itself 🦑𓂃◌𓈒𓐍
January 12, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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My new quantum computer is almost working, but every time I get it to solve an equation, it collapses when I try to look at the results.
January 10, 2026 at 5:48 AM
We are diminished, volumetrically AND dimensionally! We are melting! Melting!
Slightly diminish a band:

Euclidean stack of eyes and one tentacle

@anymeat.bsky.social
Slightly diminish a band:

One Of Them Might Be A Giant
January 10, 2026 at 5:40 PM
We recorded onto cassette in a 1990s 4 track for the first time in decades last night.

#4Track
#4TrackRecorder
#NEMEAT
#1990s
January 9, 2026 at 11:41 PM
This is necessary for your timeline.
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 9, 2026 at 9:17 PM
This is necessary for your timeline.
Holy hell this is adorable. Playful rhino!!!
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 9, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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January 8, 2026 at 1:58 AM
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January 6, 2026 at 11:35 PM
All adopted pets are foundlings, so, really, all adopters are well on their way to being members of the Watch, or at least Mandalorians.
January 7, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Have any of you aural cosmonauts ever wondered if the real reason that so many folx dislike “Wonderwall” by Oasis is due to Liam Gallagher not using any vibrato on his voice during the entire song?

All those long, held, notes, all just bare, zero motion in them.
January 6, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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We can overcome destructive toxicity and hate by increasing the amount of bonkers fun ridiculousness
January 5, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Orion is our favourite track on that Metallica album

We may or may not have recorded a Metallica cover that will probably never be released 🦑🐙🦑🐙🦑
Btw for those keeping score:
1. Disposable Heroes
2. Leper Messiah
3. Welcome Home (Sanitarium)

As sacrilegious as it may be, apart from the opening riff, the title track never did much for me. 🤷
#NowPlaying (again)

I've decided to listen to more of the classics this year and this one felt like a pretty obvious choice! 🤷
January 5, 2026 at 6:28 PM
We have been continuously asking this for years
January 5, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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January 5, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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If you aren’t making it weird what are you even doing
January 4, 2026 at 7:42 PM
In no particular order:

Reeves Gabrels
Randy Rhoads
David Gilmour
Tosin Abasi
Brian May
Tony Iommi
Robin Finck
Buckethead
Gunter Schulz
Zakk Wylde

Honourable mentions: Billy Gibbons, Andres Segovia, Steve White, Mike Scaccia, James Hetfield, Buck Dharma
Who are your top 10 all-time favorite guitarists? Here are mine in no particular order.

Eddie Van Halen
Gary Moore
Michael Schenker
Stevie Ray Vaughn
Robin Trower
Randy Rhoads
Jeff Beck
Jimmy Page
Jimi Hendrix
David Gilmour

Honorable mention: Joe Satriani, B.B. King, Albert King, Randy Bachman
January 4, 2026 at 8:51 PM
We received possibly our first review, and it is glowing!

We thank you, ORGAN MAGAZINE, for the listen and the positivity!

@organmagazine.bsky.social

#OurFirstReview
#WeThankYou
#NonEuclideanMassOfEyesAndTentacles
#TheCastleAtTheEndOfTime
#ThirdAlbum
#BringBackAbsurdlyLongHashtags
ORGAN: Five Music Things – A taste of the new album from Thinking Plague's Mike Johnson, and one more album before the year ends from Non Euclidean Mass Of Eyes And Tentacles plus some Geese, a bit more Michael Woodman, some Radio Free Alice and one more bit of Neil Young... wp.me/p2ScbB-wKj
December 31, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Someone has lifted the QuickTimeVR movie files from 1994's "Star Trek: The Next Generation Interactive Technical Manual", upscaled them then built an in-browser replica of the ITM's "Tour" module. mijofr.github.io/st-panorama/
#StarTrek
Trekorama!
360° of Star Trek
mijofr.github.io
December 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Tolkien would hurl them all into Orodruin. Every. Single. One.
December 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM