I mean who said that. I was hacked

Brother if I’m a security guard and my work gives me this I’m letting the next dozen shoplifters walk

*thinks about the twelve foot tall goth doll wearing lingerie and starts drooling* yeah

LOL “RIPPED”

If Division by Zero happened to.Y’shtola she wouldn’t even tell Thancred she was out of the psych ward

I waited a decade for veilguard to be mid nothing can harm me

Being Mr. Burns you could easily make the joke be that he finds the name “Little Saint James” to be intolerably ethnic

“Of course I’d never have visited an island associated with such an obviously ethnic name, Smithers.” “Of course, sir.“

White Alabamans are so racist they make the Carolinas look like bastions of progressive thought

Gerrymandering and disenfranchisement certainly make winning elections harder, and there are a lot of good people dedicated to progress in red states, but that doesn’t mean that every red state is secretly longing to be a blue state.

the alabama republicans ran a candidate who was openly a pedophile banned from the mall for being a pedophile and he only lost by 1.6% because at least he was also racist

Aw haha Zoe had the same hair when she started as well