Comfort Cripes
@antigrinch.bsky.social
Ugly Dog, est 2019
Couch Musher
Queer
Neurodivergent
Seattle area
Chronically online
A genuine Debbie Downer
Professional wearer of the Wrong in the Chat Hat.
Couch Musher
Queer
Neurodivergent
Seattle area
Chronically online
A genuine Debbie Downer
Professional wearer of the Wrong in the Chat Hat.
Opened Craigslist to look for branches for lizard cage.
First pets listing
"Christmas Puppies"
Closed Craigslist.
First pets listing
"Christmas Puppies"
Closed Craigslist.
November 21, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Opened Craigslist to look for branches for lizard cage.
First pets listing
"Christmas Puppies"
Closed Craigslist.
First pets listing
"Christmas Puppies"
Closed Craigslist.
@casperke.bsky.social you coded
But also, PSA for my fellow seattleites brought to you by my neighbor whom I ran into panting who told me that he and his very large german shepherd were CHASED by COYOTES. Sir, your dog is the size of three coyotes. They wanted your dog treats. Running was the wrong call.
November 20, 2025 at 4:14 AM
@casperke.bsky.social you coded
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Hi #UglyDogs
I don't know if B&Q are doing a card run this year.
We do a card swap in the disco if you want to still participate in one.
@eekappy.bsky.social helps a lot with it.
discord.gg/sleddogdisco
Join us?
I don't know if B&Q are doing a card run this year.
We do a card swap in the disco if you want to still participate in one.
@eekappy.bsky.social helps a lot with it.
discord.gg/sleddogdisco
Join us?
Join the Brave Little Sled Dog Disco Discord Server!
Check out the Brave Little Sled Dog Disco community on Discord - hang out with 828 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.
discord.gg
November 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Hi #UglyDogs
I don't know if B&Q are doing a card run this year.
We do a card swap in the disco if you want to still participate in one.
@eekappy.bsky.social helps a lot with it.
discord.gg/sleddogdisco
Join us?
I don't know if B&Q are doing a card run this year.
We do a card swap in the disco if you want to still participate in one.
@eekappy.bsky.social helps a lot with it.
discord.gg/sleddogdisco
Join us?
Hi #UglyDogs
I don't know if B&Q are doing a card run this year.
We do a card swap in the disco if you want to still participate in one.
@eekappy.bsky.social helps a lot with it.
discord.gg/sleddogdisco
Join us?
I don't know if B&Q are doing a card run this year.
We do a card swap in the disco if you want to still participate in one.
@eekappy.bsky.social helps a lot with it.
discord.gg/sleddogdisco
Join us?
Join the Brave Little Sled Dog Disco Discord Server!
Check out the Brave Little Sled Dog Disco community on Discord - hang out with 828 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.
discord.gg
November 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Hi #UglyDogs
I don't know if B&Q are doing a card run this year.
We do a card swap in the disco if you want to still participate in one.
@eekappy.bsky.social helps a lot with it.
discord.gg/sleddogdisco
Join us?
I don't know if B&Q are doing a card run this year.
We do a card swap in the disco if you want to still participate in one.
@eekappy.bsky.social helps a lot with it.
discord.gg/sleddogdisco
Join us?
My answer immediately pops into head too. It's a @itspetergabriel.bsky.social performance where he is on stage with some African singers and they are all dancing and laughing and jumping and it's just ... beautiful.
"please give us 30 seconds on a piece of art or music that fills you with joy" would be extremely insightful
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 4:48 AM
My answer immediately pops into head too. It's a @itspetergabriel.bsky.social performance where he is on stage with some African singers and they are all dancing and laughing and jumping and it's just ... beautiful.
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Who can make me a bracelet that says "sign my butt please" and get it to me before 12/9 in Seattle-ish
No reason
Will pay
No reason
Will pay
November 18, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Who can make me a bracelet that says "sign my butt please" and get it to me before 12/9 in Seattle-ish
No reason
Will pay
No reason
Will pay
@chucktingle.bsky.social my flight home and the jet ski secret airport blowjob
When I realized they have to get the jet ski home I was changed.
November 18, 2025 at 7:57 AM
@chucktingle.bsky.social my flight home and the jet ski secret airport blowjob
Who can make me a bracelet that says "sign my butt please" and get it to me before 12/9 in Seattle-ish
No reason
Will pay
No reason
Will pay
November 18, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Who can make me a bracelet that says "sign my butt please" and get it to me before 12/9 in Seattle-ish
No reason
Will pay
No reason
Will pay
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whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
Hi @conductress.bsky.social I am excited to do whatever 12/9.
Shall I bring flowers or a cat of mashed potatoes or some markers? Will you sign my *redacted*?
Shall I bring flowers or a cat of mashed potatoes or some markers? Will you sign my *redacted*?
November 18, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Hi @conductress.bsky.social I am excited to do whatever 12/9.
Shall I bring flowers or a cat of mashed potatoes or some markers? Will you sign my *redacted*?
Shall I bring flowers or a cat of mashed potatoes or some markers? Will you sign my *redacted*?
Just got into an argument about how biologists "obviously didn't care about the whale" because "with unlimited money we could have saved it"
And folks, that's simply not reality.
And folks, that's simply not reality.
November 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Just got into an argument about how biologists "obviously didn't care about the whale" because "with unlimited money we could have saved it"
And folks, that's simply not reality.
And folks, that's simply not reality.
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#CursedZillow big "EEK, A MOUSE" energy
November 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
#CursedZillow big "EEK, A MOUSE" energy
This damn whale dying on the beach in Oregon is really getting to me. She's been there 24 hours and is stuck, they can't get her back in the ocean. One more try tomorrow am if she's still breathing but, uh, she won't be strong enough to swim anyway.
November 17, 2025 at 5:59 AM
This damn whale dying on the beach in Oregon is really getting to me. She's been there 24 hours and is stuck, they can't get her back in the ocean. One more try tomorrow am if she's still breathing but, uh, she won't be strong enough to swim anyway.
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this may be controversial after so many days of controversial posts but
my online friends rule
my online friends rule
November 16, 2025 at 7:38 PM
this may be controversial after so many days of controversial posts but
my online friends rule
my online friends rule
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Public service announcement- if you, like me, spend a weekend every year driving to every grocery store in your area looking for a gluten free turkey, wegmans store brand is gluten free
November 16, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Public service announcement- if you, like me, spend a weekend every year driving to every grocery store in your area looking for a gluten free turkey, wegmans store brand is gluten free
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Today I made & delivered lasagna for 2 families. One, a young couple with a newborn, struggling to find time to cook. The other a family of 8 doing it tough.
It’s the least I can do to give them a home cooked meal.
Could you do this too? Volunteer here
lasagnalove.org
It’s the least I can do to give them a home cooked meal.
Could you do this too? Volunteer here
lasagnalove.org
November 16, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Today I made & delivered lasagna for 2 families. One, a young couple with a newborn, struggling to find time to cook. The other a family of 8 doing it tough.
It’s the least I can do to give them a home cooked meal.
Could you do this too? Volunteer here
lasagnalove.org
It’s the least I can do to give them a home cooked meal.
Could you do this too? Volunteer here
lasagnalove.org
And if it's not cancer it will be a brain fluid leak or a born with it disability into an abusive family or a workplace injury that they can't prove.
We are all so close to the edge. It might legitimately make me crazy, in the hospital way. How can we just go on?
We are all so close to the edge. It might legitimately make me crazy, in the hospital way. How can we just go on?
Might be someone you love.
It will absolutely be someone you know.
Because before ACA, I knew people who died from lack of insurance, or being underinsured.
I knew people who had hit a lifetime max.
I worked with someone at a job when I was young (after leaving sex work for the first time)
It will absolutely be someone you know.
Because before ACA, I knew people who died from lack of insurance, or being underinsured.
I knew people who had hit a lifetime max.
I worked with someone at a job when I was young (after leaving sex work for the first time)
November 16, 2025 at 7:13 AM
And if it's not cancer it will be a brain fluid leak or a born with it disability into an abusive family or a workplace injury that they can't prove.
We are all so close to the edge. It might legitimately make me crazy, in the hospital way. How can we just go on?
We are all so close to the edge. It might legitimately make me crazy, in the hospital way. How can we just go on?
Think I just decided not to get a hysterectomy, the opposite of a decision I would have made 3-4 years ago.
Wild.
Wild.
November 16, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Think I just decided not to get a hysterectomy, the opposite of a decision I would have made 3-4 years ago.
Wild.
Wild.
A tool library has a lot of this, which is cool af. Maybe not as quality but somethings better than nothing!
If I were wealthy, I’d spend my time perfecting so many crafts. I’d have sheds built with commercial quality equipment for each new skill. I’d have a studio with all the musical instruments I could get my hands on. I’d have a tower library. Rich people today are so weird and useless.
November 16, 2025 at 5:17 AM
A tool library has a lot of this, which is cool af. Maybe not as quality but somethings better than nothing!
Ha ha hahahha.
Someone just told me online relationships aren't real and lemme tell you what.
I'm the wrong person for that nonsense.
My online friends have exchanged cards and phone calls and passed the same $20 around. We have cried and laughed and right now are trying to find a kidney.
Someone just told me online relationships aren't real and lemme tell you what.
I'm the wrong person for that nonsense.
My online friends have exchanged cards and phone calls and passed the same $20 around. We have cried and laughed and right now are trying to find a kidney.
November 16, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Ha ha hahahha.
Someone just told me online relationships aren't real and lemme tell you what.
I'm the wrong person for that nonsense.
My online friends have exchanged cards and phone calls and passed the same $20 around. We have cried and laughed and right now are trying to find a kidney.
Someone just told me online relationships aren't real and lemme tell you what.
I'm the wrong person for that nonsense.
My online friends have exchanged cards and phone calls and passed the same $20 around. We have cried and laughed and right now are trying to find a kidney.
I have spent all of my "hey let's help folks" money until next payday but maybe you haven't? And you like dogs in clothes?
also anyone remember the onesies that Blair put Flame in? I am going to need something for Simon so he doesn’t end up soaking wet after being in the snow. he has hair not fur? And if and #UglyDogs would like to get one for him you could pick the pattern.
November 16, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I have spent all of my "hey let's help folks" money until next payday but maybe you haven't? And you like dogs in clothes?
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also anyone remember the onesies that Blair put Flame in? I am going to need something for Simon so he doesn’t end up soaking wet after being in the snow. he has hair not fur? And if and #UglyDogs would like to get one for him you could pick the pattern.
November 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
also anyone remember the onesies that Blair put Flame in? I am going to need something for Simon so he doesn’t end up soaking wet after being in the snow. he has hair not fur? And if and #UglyDogs would like to get one for him you could pick the pattern.
Awoooooooo for Linda and Opus. Run free.
We spent part of Opus’ last morning at the beach
He lounged in the water then took a nap with his head in my lap
He lounged in the water then took a nap with his head in my lap
November 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Awoooooooo for Linda and Opus. Run free.
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I haven't seen others mention it but Alice Wong has passed.
November 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I haven't seen others mention it but Alice Wong has passed.