okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America's rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line

things I've never heard Trump say
"I'm sorry."
"I was wrong."
"I'll do better."

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

When Fred Rogers was a child his mother would tell him, "Look for the helpers," when responding to scary news.

It is good advice, but it is advice for children.

We're supposed to be the helpers now.

Don't stop looking for them. But don't stop there. Help any way you can no matter how small.

Be kind to the slow driver in front of you. There's probably several reasons why they don't want to see a govt official right now.

The Dallas Cowboys really are America’s team.

It’s a terribly run organization but makes a lot of money for the people at the top.

I'm Sorry - Gator Days

Revenge of the Nerds

headline is 💀

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

"it's good... for an rpg maker game" "the story is actually interesting... unlike other visual novels" please throw away your fear of liking something. it's okay to like a medium unironically. it will make you happier as a person when you stop belittling the things you like 💜

@houstontexans.bsky.social tf is this gothic logo, and why does every team not have it? #nfl