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anneofsteamfables.bsky.social
Colonel Anne
@anneofsteamfables.bsky.social
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She/her | Yup'ik | Bi | ADHD

Full of rage. And like a snake's jaw, I'm unhinged, y'all.

Colonel Anne Farquharson is a Scottish badass and you should read up on her. 10/10, would be Clan Farquharson again.
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Colonel Anne @anneofsteamfables.bsky.social · 4d
Doom scrolling ❌

Doom posting ✅

The void is full and I must scream.
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NEW: Native dancers held a jingle dress healing ceremony at the memorials of Alex Pretti and Renee Good in Minneapolis — prayer, culture, and solidarity. This is a movement! Share so everyone is aware!
February 3, 2026 at 7:39 PM
anneofsteamfables.bsky.social
I'm just gonna say it. I think American oligarchs made Americans hate France so we wouldn't learn how to protest from them.

I'm just saying. If we had dumped manure at the govt offices for the first No Kings Day protest then we probably wouldn't be needing to do the third one.
February 5, 2026 at 6:56 AM
anneofsteamfables.bsky.social
Doom scrolling ❌

Doom posting ✅

The void is full and I must scream.
February 4, 2026 at 1:46 PM
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skeletorinspires.bsky.social
Don't lose this moment searching for another. Says Skeletor trying hard to be present.
January 31, 2026 at 5:55 PM
anneofsteamfables.bsky.social
I made earrings! They aren't my first seed bead earrings, but they are my first (finished) brick stitch earrings and first ever fringe. I'm still learning a lot but I love them so much and wanted to share.

#beading
Close up of the earring being held up in the sunlight. Brick stitch triangle in the bi pride colors and rainbow fringe. The right earring displayed. Brick stitch triangle in the bi pride colors and rainbow fringe. Picture of the earrings head on. Brick stitch triangle in the bi pride colors and rainbow fringe.
January 31, 2026 at 4:28 AM
anneofsteamfables.bsky.social
I don't know which one of you uteran people needs to hear this but: you are not trash; you're just in your luteal phase.
January 22, 2026 at 9:46 PM
anneofsteamfables.bsky.social
My first and second attempt at brick stitching. Looks like I'll be making another triangle so my earrings don't look like a before and after picture 😔

#beading #wip
Two seed bead triangles with 11/0 beads that are amber colored and on a navy tray. The left triangle is even looking, no visible FireWire over the beads. The right triangle is lumpy with holes along the sides and visible FireWire particularly in the bottom two rows and the top three rows.
January 22, 2026 at 7:55 PM
anneofsteamfables.bsky.social
My 5 y.o. has been asking me to make corn on the cob for a while now. Today I finally cooked 8 ears.

After 5 minutes she asked for another. I was in disbelief.

She asked how many there were. I said 6 more, after she started her second one. She said she would save some for me and my husband. What.
January 19, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Shaxs from Star Trek Lower Decks is pictured. He's a cartoon, because Lower Decks, besides being the best effing show ever, is a cartoon. Shaxs is a big burly man wearing his gold Star fleet uniform and also an apron over the front like he's doing some sort of art project or baking a nice sourdough. In each hand he's holding a broken bottle like that thing you do where you take a bottle and break off the bottom and then use it as a weapon. His eyeballs are bulging large, his brow is furrowed, and he looks absolutely unhinged with rage and fury. Closed caption reads, "Fighting fascism is a full time job!"
January 18, 2026 at 2:19 AM
anneofsteamfables.bsky.social
I need more folks I can send gifts to on PokemonGo. Plz add me 💜
January 11, 2026 at 10:02 PM
anneofsteamfables.bsky.social
I'm back on my bullshit. By which I mean starting a project instead of doing whatever I'm supposed to be doing.

Here's a WIP I'm working on for my FIL who loves cowboy hats and the MN Vikings.

#beadloom #beading
Loom beaded hat band WIP. Has a small MN Vikings horn and the "V" and the "I" of the Vikings spelled out.
January 11, 2026 at 3:35 AM
anneofsteamfables.bsky.social
Picture it: Omaha, NE; the year is 2016. Pokemon Go is The Thing. I make my username DeliciousAsp bc I think it's funny.

Now I'm in my thirties and back into Pokemon Go. Do I use my one time username change? Like a coward? Or do I explain to my kids why I thought DeliciousAsp was funny? 🤔
January 8, 2026 at 9:32 PM
anneofsteamfables.bsky.social
I have realized that I'm Like A Bird by Nelly Furtado and Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd are the same song. I love this.

Free Bird came out in 1973.

I'm Like A Bird came out in 2000.

I hope 2027 has another bird-based song about needing freedom and how that's complicated actually.
December 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
It's the weekend, baby
Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."
December 20, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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December 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
anneofsteamfables.bsky.social
Hear me out:

The Dark History of the Reincarnated Villainess

BUT

It's Tina Belcher and her zombies.
December 18, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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colinmbrown.bsky.social
Become ungovernable
SUV marked for Canton (MA) Animal Control parked in a driveway. A large tabby housecat with a collar is hanging on the rear passenger door and peering in suspiciously at the inside of the cabin.
December 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
“Oh you should be online to try to provide value to your political side” fuck that that’s nerd shit you should be online because you’re unwell and need to tell people about weird animals you saw
December 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
It's the weekend, baby
Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."
December 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
anneofsteamfables.bsky.social
Last one, stolen from a friend:

Pumpkin peye
November 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving
A four-panel meme from the animated show King of the Hill. In the first panel, John Redcorn, an indigenous man, responds “Yes?” while looking at a blond boy Bobby Hill in a classroom. In the second panel, Bobby looks confused and asks, “Are you sure it’s the white man who did all that stuff?” The third panel shows Bobby gesturing toward himself and saying, “Because I come from white people,” and the fourth panel continues with him saying, “and this is the first I’m hearing of it.”
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
anneofsteamfables.bsky.social
Biblically accurate pumpkin pie
Pumpkin pie and whip cream covered in eyeball candy
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
anneofsteamfables.bsky.social
Happy Thanksgiving! Just remember this year:

Beauty is the pie beholder.
A homemade pumpkin pie made by my eight-year-old, homemade whip cream, covered in eyeball sprinkles from Halloween.
November 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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skeletorinspires.bsky.social
In a world of acts of performative cruelty, which are often followed by prayers, acts of kindness are acts of rebellion. Says Skeletor sending some kindness out to everyone except the cruel.
November 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
It's the weekend, baby
Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."
November 21, 2025 at 11:10 PM