Anna Bardin
@annabardin.bsky.social
writer of one-handed stories, wearer of badass boots
Baby it's cold outside
January 23, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Baby it's cold outside
You call it bad weather, I call it intensive couple time. We'll see if I can walk after.
January 21, 2026 at 6:03 PM
You call it bad weather, I call it intensive couple time. We'll see if I can walk after.
Had a leg spasm for unknown reasons and it reminded me of a recent leg spasm I had for very good reasons, and I got all bothered again remembering it. Thanks, random body movements.
January 20, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Had a leg spasm for unknown reasons and it reminded me of a recent leg spasm I had for very good reasons, and I got all bothered again remembering it. Thanks, random body movements.
There's a lady at the gym whose afterglow is very evident, much like mine. We both had it today, and nodded knowingly to each other. Love it when sisters are getting treated right.
January 19, 2026 at 5:17 PM
There's a lady at the gym whose afterglow is very evident, much like mine. We both had it today, and nodded knowingly to each other. Love it when sisters are getting treated right.
Fuck like the Terminators are three blocks away.
January 16, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Fuck like the Terminators are three blocks away.
Describe your lady while making love to her. We love to see ourselves through the eyes of the one adoring us.
January 14, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Describe your lady while making love to her. We love to see ourselves through the eyes of the one adoring us.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
January 14, 2026 at 2:25 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
A thing I wish someone had told Young Anna is that insane amounts of sexual chemistry does not necessarily equate to an equivalent amount of relationship compatibility. More's the pity.
January 14, 2026 at 1:00 AM
A thing I wish someone had told Young Anna is that insane amounts of sexual chemistry does not necessarily equate to an equivalent amount of relationship compatibility. More's the pity.
BF told me it's actually very satisfying when my hip bones crack while he's hitting it from the back. Makes him feel powerful. The benefits of middle age.
January 11, 2026 at 11:05 PM
BF told me it's actually very satisfying when my hip bones crack while he's hitting it from the back. Makes him feel powerful. The benefits of middle age.
All this warm weather is not conducive to being railed senseless on a soft rug by a roaring fire.
January 5, 2026 at 11:40 PM
All this warm weather is not conducive to being railed senseless on a soft rug by a roaring fire.
I can't write robot erotica because now I'm going to have the thought of tech bros peeping through the eye sockets the whole time. No treats for you.
January 5, 2026 at 6:16 PM
I can't write robot erotica because now I'm going to have the thought of tech bros peeping through the eye sockets the whole time. No treats for you.
I don't run
"When you're running, all your troubles and concerns just melt away. It's beautiful. You become really present because running wears away the cartilage in your hip, knee, and ankle joints, which causes such intense pain that you lose the ability to focus on anything else." buff.ly/vv8JElo
You Should Try Running, According to Me, Your Friend Who Won’t Shut Up About Running
Have you tried running? It’s exhilarating. Really, I mean it. Running changed my life. Before running, I’d order pasta without telling everyone I w...
buff.ly
January 3, 2026 at 2:43 AM
I don't run
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Our 12th most-read piece of the year:
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A Company Reminder for Everyone to Talk Nicely About the Giant Plagiarism Machine
Our 12th most-read article of 2025. - - -Hey team. It’s your CEO. I know your time is valuable, so I’ll cut right to the chase: It’s come to my at...
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December 29, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Our 12th most-read piece of the year:
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-c...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-c...
As I watch the last sunset of 2025, I revisit the new year's resolution I made back around 2016 to keep track of my orgasms and judge years based on that figure. Never quite get all of them logged, for reasons, but a guesstimate puts this year in a high bracket. Here's to more research in 2026.
December 31, 2025 at 11:40 PM
As I watch the last sunset of 2025, I revisit the new year's resolution I made back around 2016 to keep track of my orgasms and judge years based on that figure. Never quite get all of them logged, for reasons, but a guesstimate puts this year in a high bracket. Here's to more research in 2026.
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If you start reading Hume’s Enquiry right now, you’ll get to the ‘commit it to the flames’ part at exactly midnight
December 31, 2025 at 11:14 PM
If you start reading Hume’s Enquiry right now, you’ll get to the ‘commit it to the flames’ part at exactly midnight
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Reality TV has done so much harm to our culture, and was spun up to get around writing strikes with scriptless episodes. It's all bad.
Everyone’s saying RIP MTV because they “won’t play music videos anymore.” But maybe hold them accountable for ushering in the reality TV era instead. That was the real death spiral. Culture has not been better for it.
December 31, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Reality TV has done so much harm to our culture, and was spun up to get around writing strikes with scriptless episodes. It's all bad.
Not sure which is the bigger kick in the teeth: Being a woman during an attempted fast walk to Gilead, or being a writer during the rise of the robot scribe.
December 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Not sure which is the bigger kick in the teeth: Being a woman during an attempted fast walk to Gilead, or being a writer during the rise of the robot scribe.
Wasn't sure we were going to.
December 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Wasn't sure we were going to.
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I absolutely would watch a Muppet remake of Lord of the Rings.
December 30, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I absolutely would watch a Muppet remake of Lord of the Rings.
*marked safe from*
December 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
*marked safe from*
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I can’t believe how stupid everything is
December 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I can’t believe how stupid everything is
Been afraid to join another place since the bird site went septic, but you all seem nice enough. Hi.
December 30, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Been afraid to join another place since the bird site went septic, but you all seem nice enough. Hi.