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OFMD 9-1-1 and occasional Jayvik | 37 yo | she/her | very bi | socially anxious, shy as hell | no minors, please! | banner by @panodtortur.bsky.social
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banannie 🩷💜💙 🏴‍☠️ ⚙️ 🚒 @ann-banann.bsky.social · Oct 30
Here we go, time for a pinned thread over here!

I write a lot of Gentlebeard - mostly fluff, mostly fairly short! Enjoy!

All my fics can be found here: archiveofourown.org/users/ann_ba...
ann_banann - Works | Archive of Our Own
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
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megofmd.bsky.social
Here’s another #WIPWednesday for my upcoming holiday fic.
"So," Lucius says, leaning on the desk and eyeing Ed far too suspiciously for this early in the morning. Ed's stomach sinks. He's already sure he knows exactly where this is going. "You wanna tell me about the hot Daddy you were eye-fucking all afternoon yesterday? Clearly you know him, right? Or am I delusional? Because I'm pretty sure I saw him eye-fucking you right back." Shit. That's... not good. Are they really that obvious? "What the fuck're you talking about, mate?" Ed says, screwing his brows up in what he hopes passes for genuine confusion. "We're just... old acquaintances." That's how Stede had introduced him to Mary, anyway. Old acquaintances. Someone he'd been "surprised" to run into and "excited" to catch up with again after finding out he owned the bed-and-breakfast. Ed just hopes Lucius buys the lie better than he buys it himself. "Right," Lucius says. " Old acquaintances." He even throws in air quotes, rolling his eyes so hard Ed's surprised they don't fall out. "Keep telling yourself that, babe." "Lucius, I've got a boyfriend," Ed reminds him, trying for firm but landing somewhere closer to tired. "And?" Lucius blinks at him like that's barely even a speed bump. "Babe, Fang doesn't mind bringing others into the equation. You know this, because I've tried to convince you to let me get in on that action. You're the one who's strictly monogamous. But hey—" he waves a hand, smirking, "you could always try something new?"
November 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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sweetpotato70.bsky.social
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comm for @alixxjanexx.bsky.social
#ofmdfanart #ofmd #merstede
Digital illustration in grayscale of merstede swimming underwater with his trident. His tail curls behind and above him, bum heart visible, and he is facing forward and smiling softly at the viewer.
November 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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freakofnurture.bsky.social
gentlebeard
"My husband just walked in and handed me a grilled cheese sandwich missing the top left corner. Every time he makes me toast or a sandwich he presents it to me with one bite taken out. He always says "I don't know what's wrong with the bread you bought. It's defective." I haven't had a full slice of toast or sandwich at home in almost 18 years. If there are infinite worlds, every version of me chooses defective bread in every one of them."
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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smallestchurch.bsky.social
lots of fast car talk lately, so here is your reminder that if you need something to read this long weekend, fast car exists and is complete and rumors of its intolerable angst are greatly exaggerated : ) and i love you
smallestchurch.bsky.social smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · Oct 17
profile looks naked without fast car pinned there, so here it is, the fast car post i will pin, plus now if you want to read fast car, here is the link: archiveofourown.org/works/543162...
photo of a road at sunset that flips and repeats halfway down. a sign says WEST 90 and everything is yellow and red. text reads FAST CAR, AN OFMD AU BY SMALLESTCHURCH
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
I have a lot on my plate right now (thank you so much) so there's a few things I can't really show just yet. Here's a scribble that's for me though. #WipWednesday #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Very loose sketch of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Ed is half kraken and Stede is a merman. They're smooching. Stede is cupping Ed's face while Ed holds him around his back. Ed's long tentacles are wrapped around Stede's tail.
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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megofmd.bsky.social
Epilogue (Chapter 7) has been posted! This story is now complete! And they lived happily ever after. 🥹
November 26, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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ofmdframes.bsky.social
yeah... it's a piece of twine. i panicked. 🥺
stede bonnet shirtless in bed with a sheet covering his bottom half, leaning over to inspect the breakfast his boyfriend has brought, delicately holding a piece of twine between his fingers, the twine almost looks like it's making a heart, ed teach is in the i just got my back blown out by the gentleman pirate robe (our flag means death s2e7)
November 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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emcolbs.bsky.social
market monday i love that!! inprnt and redbubble are both having sales rn! and if there’s anything you’d like me to add just let me know!!

💖 inprnt.com/gallery/emcolbs/
💖 redbubble.com/people/emcolbs/shop
screenshots of emcolbs inprnt and redbubble page
November 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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ohtangerines.bsky.social
Dinner plans 🍰🍦🍒

#ofmdfanart #gentlebeard
On the left, Stede is standing on her right leg at the bottom of the stairs, her left leg folded up so she can fix the strap of her heel. Her right hand is brushing hair off her shoulders. She's biting her lip in concentration, while her speech bubbles say "Sorry for the wait, my love. It's these fiddly- oh bugger- there! We can go now!" with little grunts. Stede's wearing cherry earrings, a ruffled, gauzy off the shoulder blouse, a pink ballet wrap skirt and pink heels with cherries, with matching red on her nails and toenails. On the right there's Ed, in two floating panels. In the first, she's sitting on the armchair and playing on her phone, while in the second she's jumping up from her lounging pose to stare at Stede in wonder. Her speech bubbles say "Take your time princeeeeeeeess- Yeah, we're gonna miss that dinner reservation". Ed's wearing a side braid with the rest of her hair loose over the left side of her head, skull and chain earrings, a black crochet bralette and leather pants.
November 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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aproperpirate.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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ramsaybaggins.bsky.social
Here's my shop! There's a whole OFMD collection ^^

www.redbubble.com/people/ramsa...
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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pogonr.bsky.social
i do commissions on kofi and stickers on etsy! 🙂

ko-fi.com/pogonr/commi...

www.etsy.com/shop/PogoAGo...
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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xrayvex.bsky.social
✨💖
stede bonnet in our flag means death s1 ep 5, he's smiling and has just told edward teach that he wears fine things well
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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gaywatson.bsky.social
Touched up this one a bit and it finally gave me the push to set up inprnt. Plus there's a site wide sale going on for the next day and a half, so 20% off everything in my shop!
www.inprnt.com/gallery/gayw...
#OFMDfanart #ShopOFMD
Close cropped view of Kraken Ed's face, showing his dramatic glam eye makeup streaked with tears
November 24, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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politestmenace.bsky.social
🤭

#ofmd
Stede saying “- I'm very sorry to have to tell you this, Iggy.” To which Izzy growls, “Izzy.”
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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citrussyndicate.bsky.social
Recent stickers & prints on Kofi: ko-fi.com/citrussyndic...

Older prints on Inprnt: inprnt.com/gallery/citrussyndicate/

Random stuff on Redbubble: redbubble.com/people/citrussyndicate/shop

If there’s something you want but don’t see, I can make usually add it to Kofi. Just ask! #ShopOFMD
November 24, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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xrayvex.bsky.social
lots of stuff on sale rn!
www.redbubble.com/people/xray-...
a redbubble product page featuring a number of assorted Our Flag Means Death memes & designs by xray_vex
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
Stede often thinks back on that night in the top. Unfamiliar and soft leather on his skin, warm brandy on his tongue, the smell of spiced tobacco permeating every breath. It was as if the sea had risen with them when Ed's waves caught the moonlight just right. They still do.
#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Drawing of Ed from Our Flag Means Death. He's leaning over a railing, one hand is on his chin. Moonlight is catching his silver strands. He's wearing a frilled shirt.
November 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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tenderashell.bsky.social
I don’t have an official shop but I’m always happy to discuss custom projects if you’re interested in something like these in the new year!
Custom mandala hoop in silver and red thread inspired by Ned Low Nametag cross stitch pin A variety of cross stitch pins with tiny hearts in pride flag colors A cross stitch design in bright pink, orange, green, and purple that reads “where’s your fucking whimsy?”. It is decorated around the edges with small shapes made from bits of pipe cleaner to match the colors of the letters.
November 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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emcolbs.bsky.social
deleted scene from my brain you’re real to me
a digital drawing recreating the scene from the dream mentioned in the quoted post. it’s season one ed and stede from our flag means death. ed is “teaching” stede a “sword move” and has him pinned against a wall. there are four speech bubbles that read: ed: and then you can do this lean in with your hips move. stede: oh! ed: Really, uh, distracts your opponent. stede: I see… wow!
November 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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ofmdframes.bsky.social
archie below deck on the revenge after telling an elaborate totally true story, her arms outstretched and mouth open wide complete with tongue dimple (our flag means death s2e6)
November 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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citrussyndicate.bsky.social
🎵 If you don’t ask then you’re bound not to get 🎵

@alexis44.bsky.social commissioned more western boys and, y’all, I LOVE more western boys!!
A digital drawing of a Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach from Our Flag Means Death dressed in western wear. They are sitting on brown wooden stairs, with Stede situated between Ed’s legs. They are holding hands. Stede is wearing a teal and white western shirt, jeans, and black boots. His eyes are closed and his head is leaned backwards with his face looking up towards the sky. Ed is wearing a purple tank top, black jeans, and black boots. He has his eyes closed as well while face is pressed into the side of Stede’s face. The sky in the background is dark blue with stars sprinkled across it.
November 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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citrussyndicate.bsky.social
Y’all, Ed ended up looking like a snack and a half in this drawing I did for @ladypenni.bsky.social

I basically need her to stand over my shoulder every time I draw Ed because 😮‍💨

#OFMDfanart #OFMD
A digital drawing of Edward Teach from Our Flag Means Death wearing most of his leather outfit, minus a shirt. He has a short beard and long windswept hair. He’s posing with one arm over his head and his jacket hanging off the opposite shoulder. He’s making very hot eye contact with the viewer.
November 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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xrayvex.bsky.social
😳 4 😏 relationship
Ed Teach looking at Stede Bonnet in astonishment in Our Flag Means Death s1 ep 5, after Stede causes chaos on purpose during his game of Stark Revelations
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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stedebt.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 12:06 PM