Wandering Ankh
@ankhesenpaseshat.bsky.social
Your favourite Egyptologist, drifting from one place to another. History, conspiracy-as-modern-myth, high strangeness. Mostly just me screaming into the void. Also the sole author of Azure Eye News.
Was checking my discord block list earlier today and hoooo boy I'd forgotten about some of the freaks who've messaged me over the years. I really need to be more proactive about finding and blocking those people on other platforms.
February 17, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Was checking my discord block list earlier today and hoooo boy I'd forgotten about some of the freaks who've messaged me over the years. I really need to be more proactive about finding and blocking those people on other platforms.
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You ever have like a dream and one person in it is hyper realistic and you wake up like KNOWING that this was somehow someone you knew in a previous life?
February 17, 2026 at 11:05 AM
You ever have like a dream and one person in it is hyper realistic and you wake up like KNOWING that this was somehow someone you knew in a previous life?
I want to make this absolutely clear: joining COBRA is absolutely justified if the result is getting a literal goddamn dinosaur. This is INCREDIBLY badass and I now understand that GI Joe are in the wrong.
So to make this toy even better, we now know this guy's real name is Crispin Killgore and he's a wealthy South African who wanted to own a real dinosaur ever since he was a spoiled little brat, and works with Cobra exclusively because they were willing to fund his sketchy cloning project.
February 16, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I want to make this absolutely clear: joining COBRA is absolutely justified if the result is getting a literal goddamn dinosaur. This is INCREDIBLY badass and I now understand that GI Joe are in the wrong.
Because people can't defend themself from something they don't know is out there. I'm a huge, huge proponent of knowing all the tools stalkers have at their disposal. THEY know about these applications, and so should their victims.
Why are you broadcasting all the ways people can spy 😂😂😂 !?!?!?
February 16, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Because people can't defend themself from something they don't know is out there. I'm a huge, huge proponent of knowing all the tools stalkers have at their disposal. THEY know about these applications, and so should their victims.
Oh hey look now you have a couple apps you can use together to use like any pics at all to find someone online and irl in seconds
This is great and cool and very normal
www.404media.co/cops-are-buy...
This is great and cool and very normal
www.404media.co/cops-are-buy...
February 16, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Oh hey look now you have a couple apps you can use together to use like any pics at all to find someone online and irl in seconds
This is great and cool and very normal
www.404media.co/cops-are-buy...
This is great and cool and very normal
www.404media.co/cops-are-buy...
Oh joy, another tool for stalkers. I love this panopticon we've built for ourselves.
www.404media.co/underground-...
www.404media.co/underground-...
Underground Facial Recognition Tool Unmasks Camgirls
The site, camgirlfinder, is explicitly built as a tool to let people find a model's presence on other streaming platforms. The creator says “If that is a problem for you then the sad reality is this j...
www.404media.co
February 16, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Oh joy, another tool for stalkers. I love this panopticon we've built for ourselves.
www.404media.co/underground-...
www.404media.co/underground-...
Just read an article by a male scientist attempting to determine if women could, in fact, have orgasms without genital stimulation or whether we're all just crazy bitches who don't know what an orgasm is and lie about it. I am pleased to report that the ALL-KNOWING MAN has determined we aren't lying
February 16, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Just read an article by a male scientist attempting to determine if women could, in fact, have orgasms without genital stimulation or whether we're all just crazy bitches who don't know what an orgasm is and lie about it. I am pleased to report that the ALL-KNOWING MAN has determined we aren't lying
The problem with doctors is that after a certain point they forget that not everyone else is well-heeled and forget what it's like to spend time living, not treating but genuinely LIVING, amongst crackheads, people with untreated mental illnesses, and the truly poor.
February 15, 2026 at 11:52 PM
The problem with doctors is that after a certain point they forget that not everyone else is well-heeled and forget what it's like to spend time living, not treating but genuinely LIVING, amongst crackheads, people with untreated mental illnesses, and the truly poor.
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I saw a very strange video earlier about ppl who encountered deadly gnomes on the battlefield during wars
Bizarre Creature Encounters Reported by Soldiers During Combat Deployments
YouTube video by Wartime Stories
youtu.be
February 15, 2026 at 7:11 PM
I saw a very strange video earlier about ppl who encountered deadly gnomes on the battlefield during wars
At this point you really just kind of have to assume that everyone over a certain income level is literally evil until proven otherwise.
www.thetimes.com/world/europe...
www.thetimes.com/world/europe...
Sarajevo sniper tourists ‘killed children by day, then partied at night’
Rich foreigners, including Britons, have been accused of paying to shoot children and pregnant women during the siege of the Bosnian capital in the early 1990s
www.thetimes.com
February 14, 2026 at 10:26 PM
At this point you really just kind of have to assume that everyone over a certain income level is literally evil until proven otherwise.
www.thetimes.com/world/europe...
www.thetimes.com/world/europe...
Discovering that conversation hearts are literally older than the fucking American Civil War was a trip and a half, let me tell you. It also explains why they taste like shit.
SALE: Hiram's is offerin' a whole bag o' Conversation Hearts (which, yes, somehow already exist in 1881, an' prob'ly explains why they taste like chalk) fer the price of one nickel! With such delightful phrases as:
-"My darling husband I have given you infectious genital sores out of love"
-"My darling husband I have given you infectious genital sores out of love"
February 14, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Discovering that conversation hearts are literally older than the fucking American Civil War was a trip and a half, let me tell you. It also explains why they taste like shit.
Oh cool just saw the bits where Epstein and Bannon were working together to try and bring down Pope Francis and that's like really the best sign that Francis was A Cool Dude.
Also I see they've tracked down the owners of Zorro Ranch and hopefully we can get some state action on that now.
Also I see they've tracked down the owners of Zorro Ranch and hopefully we can get some state action on that now.
February 14, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Oh cool just saw the bits where Epstein and Bannon were working together to try and bring down Pope Francis and that's like really the best sign that Francis was A Cool Dude.
Also I see they've tracked down the owners of Zorro Ranch and hopefully we can get some state action on that now.
Also I see they've tracked down the owners of Zorro Ranch and hopefully we can get some state action on that now.
In all seriousness I feel like there's a real apology owed to a lot of people in conspiracy circles by the MSM.
Also I have a LOT of questions about Bohemian Grove right now. A LOT.
Also I have a LOT of questions about Bohemian Grove right now. A LOT.
MSM spent the last decade at least denigrating "conspiracy theorists", late night TV hosts would literally joke about how loony people are who think there's a satanic cult of cannibal pedophilic elites running the USA. Now the least certifiable allegation in that statement is that they were satanic.
February 14, 2026 at 3:23 PM
In all seriousness I feel like there's a real apology owed to a lot of people in conspiracy circles by the MSM.
Also I have a LOT of questions about Bohemian Grove right now. A LOT.
Also I have a LOT of questions about Bohemian Grove right now. A LOT.
Man, I don't even like Massie, but holy fuck that man is doing God's work right now with the Epstein stuff.
February 14, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Man, I don't even like Massie, but holy fuck that man is doing God's work right now with the Epstein stuff.
I am, of course, ABSOLUTELY not talking about any of you, my lovely followers, who are all brilliant, witty, and absolutely able to have normal human conversations with real, living people who exist outside of your head.
The single best and most consistent feature Bluesky offers is a never-ending parade of the world's most terminally single people telling you how amazing they are while a single look at their top-most post reveals why no one has stayed more than a handful of dates in the past decade.
February 14, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I am, of course, ABSOLUTELY not talking about any of you, my lovely followers, who are all brilliant, witty, and absolutely able to have normal human conversations with real, living people who exist outside of your head.
The single best and most consistent feature Bluesky offers is a never-ending parade of the world's most terminally single people telling you how amazing they are while a single look at their top-most post reveals why no one has stayed more than a handful of dates in the past decade.
February 14, 2026 at 12:05 AM
The single best and most consistent feature Bluesky offers is a never-ending parade of the world's most terminally single people telling you how amazing they are while a single look at their top-most post reveals why no one has stayed more than a handful of dates in the past decade.
Its been 140+ years since Varmint Vale, and still New Mexico does the fine folks proud.
www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/campaig...
www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/campaig...
No Republicans to appear on ballot in 2026 New Mexico Senate election
All Republican candidates for the New Mexico Senate race were disqualified for not submitting enough voter signatures.
www.washingtonexaminer.com
February 13, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Its been 140+ years since Varmint Vale, and still New Mexico does the fine folks proud.
www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/campaig...
www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/campaig...
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Discord lied.
they’re now sending scanned IDs to persona, a third party company.
“facial scans will never leave your device” -discord lmao.
they’re now sending scanned IDs to persona, a third party company.
“facial scans will never leave your device” -discord lmao.
February 12, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Discord lied.
they’re now sending scanned IDs to persona, a third party company.
“facial scans will never leave your device” -discord lmao.
they’re now sending scanned IDs to persona, a third party company.
“facial scans will never leave your device” -discord lmao.
Oh no, our hallucination machine that steals the work of others is losing money because you're all mean to it :(
February 12, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Oh no, our hallucination machine that steals the work of others is losing money because you're all mean to it :(
Beginning to feel like Nancy's just baiting me lol
February 11, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Beginning to feel like Nancy's just baiting me lol
At long last I can claim the vial containing James Van der Beek's last breath!
February 11, 2026 at 8:22 PM
At long last I can claim the vial containing James Van der Beek's last breath!
So what is the Clovis-First model, and why do historians get so heated about it? To answer that, we have to ask another question: Who were the first humans to settle the Americas and when did they come here?
This is a SURPRISINGLY hard question, as it turns out!
This is a SURPRISINGLY hard question, as it turns out!
I feel like I should do two threads on this: one on what the fuck Clovis-First is for non-historians, and the other is how can we know stuff about deep history and what the limits of that knowledge-seeking process are.
I am genuinely fucking astounded that at this point there's still people trying to push Clovis-First. I know the general public likes to imagine that scientists and historians know what we're talking about and we like to pretend we're rational but holy fuck some of us are just goddamn stupid.
February 11, 2026 at 3:55 PM
So what is the Clovis-First model, and why do historians get so heated about it? To answer that, we have to ask another question: Who were the first humans to settle the Americas and when did they come here?
This is a SURPRISINGLY hard question, as it turns out!
This is a SURPRISINGLY hard question, as it turns out!
This is neither here nor there but re: the discord thing- a couple years back the shitty Welsh stalker fetishist tried to take revenge on me by linking my profile to a [That Word] fetishist art discord server and outing me as having the condition to like hundreds of people?
February 10, 2026 at 9:26 PM
This is neither here nor there but re: the discord thing- a couple years back the shitty Welsh stalker fetishist tried to take revenge on me by linking my profile to a [That Word] fetishist art discord server and outing me as having the condition to like hundreds of people?
Not gonna retweet the picture in question cuz its one of those porn things Nancy retweets lol but that "I wish I had serotonin instead of these giant tits" is like literally the single most true thing I've ever read and I would probably legit wear a top like that.
February 10, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Not gonna retweet the picture in question cuz its one of those porn things Nancy retweets lol but that "I wish I had serotonin instead of these giant tits" is like literally the single most true thing I've ever read and I would probably legit wear a top like that.