Old St. Prick
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I'm your new stepdad, sport.
Dear insurance companies,
People are going to use AI generated recipes for thanksgiving and every one of those meals are going to suck and several will start fires.
Reject their claims on the grounds that this was preventable and inevitable.
Give me the money instead as a consulting fee.
People are going to use AI generated recipes for thanksgiving and every one of those meals are going to suck and several will start fires.
Reject their claims on the grounds that this was preventable and inevitable.
Give me the money instead as a consulting fee.
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Dear insurance companies,
People are going to use AI generated recipes for thanksgiving and every one of those meals are going to suck and several will start fires.
Reject their claims on the grounds that this was preventable and inevitable.
Give me the money instead as a consulting fee.
People are going to use AI generated recipes for thanksgiving and every one of those meals are going to suck and several will start fires.
Reject their claims on the grounds that this was preventable and inevitable.
Give me the money instead as a consulting fee.
The annual turkey pardon has been cancelled because White House staffers couldn't find a turkey currently in jail for child sexual abuse.
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
The annual turkey pardon has been cancelled because White House staffers couldn't find a turkey currently in jail for child sexual abuse.
I'm not voting for anyone unless their platform is to prosecute all of these criminal asslicks for every last crime.
No cowardice. No forgiveness. The maximum penalty is the minimum I will tolerate.
No cowardice. No forgiveness. The maximum penalty is the minimum I will tolerate.
Follow trump or the law, & Bondi says it’s trump!
I think this was the exact & precise reason the distinction was made in the law, for the time a president might push to have the law ignored, that even though he’s the president*, the law won’t allow him to prevail in what takes place if 👉
I think this was the exact & precise reason the distinction was made in the law, for the time a president might push to have the law ignored, that even though he’s the president*, the law won’t allow him to prevail in what takes place if 👉
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I'm not voting for anyone unless their platform is to prosecute all of these criminal asslicks for every last crime.
No cowardice. No forgiveness. The maximum penalty is the minimum I will tolerate.
No cowardice. No forgiveness. The maximum penalty is the minimum I will tolerate.
Regarding the James Comey case:
No hyperbole: every single competent person at the DoJ has been fired and federal cases are now being prosecuted by, and again, I'm not joking, bus stop ad divorce lawyers and a real estate attorney, none of whom have ever worked in criminal law or as prosecutors.
No hyperbole: every single competent person at the DoJ has been fired and federal cases are now being prosecuted by, and again, I'm not joking, bus stop ad divorce lawyers and a real estate attorney, none of whom have ever worked in criminal law or as prosecutors.
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Regarding the James Comey case:
No hyperbole: every single competent person at the DoJ has been fired and federal cases are now being prosecuted by, and again, I'm not joking, bus stop ad divorce lawyers and a real estate attorney, none of whom have ever worked in criminal law or as prosecutors.
No hyperbole: every single competent person at the DoJ has been fired and federal cases are now being prosecuted by, and again, I'm not joking, bus stop ad divorce lawyers and a real estate attorney, none of whom have ever worked in criminal law or as prosecutors.
This inspires joy joy feelings
November 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
This inspires joy joy feelings
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When dogs sigh it is the craziest thing in the world, deserving of the loudest “OH REALLY” you can muster
it's funny to me when a dog is really sleepy. oh are you all burnt out from lying around all day? did you think too much with your primitive and underdeveloped brain? yeah I can see why you can barely keep your eyes open
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 AM
When dogs sigh it is the craziest thing in the world, deserving of the loudest “OH REALLY” you can muster
Looking forward to 8,000,000 hot takes about how Zohran Mamdani completely humiliated the democrats by not wearing a silly hat and doing the Wakanda Forever pose
November 22, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Looking forward to 8,000,000 hot takes about how Zohran Mamdani completely humiliated the democrats by not wearing a silly hat and doing the Wakanda Forever pose
Good morning / afternoon to all the cool people doing seditious behavior, punishable by death.
November 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Good morning / afternoon to all the cool people doing seditious behavior, punishable by death.
International Men's Day not being associated with fireworks, public drinking, smoked brisket, or women in sexy costumes is precisely why I, an American man, will NEVER give a shit about International Men's Day.
November 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
International Men's Day not being associated with fireworks, public drinking, smoked brisket, or women in sexy costumes is precisely why I, an American man, will NEVER give a shit about International Men's Day.
I don't need to fix her. She can break me.
November 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I don't need to fix her. She can break me.
Thank God that, even though he's not mayor yet, Mamdani has finally legalized eating pizza without a knife and fork.
November 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Thank God that, even though he's not mayor yet, Mamdani has finally legalized eating pizza without a knife and fork.
All I'm saying is, if there's ANYONE you can trust in all of this, it's definitely Jeffrey Epstein's brother, who definitely knows who Donald Trump was and was not blowing.
November 19, 2025 at 4:24 AM
All I'm saying is, if there's ANYONE you can trust in all of this, it's definitely Jeffrey Epstein's brother, who definitely knows who Donald Trump was and was not blowing.
Is Lindsay Ellis still around or is she still on social media sabbatical from the twitter mean girl shit?
November 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Is Lindsay Ellis still around or is she still on social media sabbatical from the twitter mean girl shit?
Breaking: most hated man on earth assures Cancer Inc. that AIDS is healthy and people are clamoring for more starvation and suffering.
Trump: "They don't laugh at us anymore. They respect us now, again. And that's what we want. We want to be liked. We want to be respected much more so than being liked. And you know in a certain way they like us better now too. Because the world was ripping off our country. Not sustainable."
November 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Breaking: most hated man on earth assures Cancer Inc. that AIDS is healthy and people are clamoring for more starvation and suffering.
"The people of Missouri don't care that republicans are pedophiles, they care that republican pedophiles are starving them."
My guy, this isn't a winning talking point.
My guy, this isn't a winning talking point.
Rep. Jason Smith: "Epstein had been dead for years. It's not something I hear from people when I travel back home in Missouri. They care about the affordability crisis."
November 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
"The people of Missouri don't care that republicans are pedophiles, they care that republican pedophiles are starving them."
My guy, this isn't a winning talking point.
My guy, this isn't a winning talking point.
Methinks Ms. Thing is protesting way too much.
White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail
November 17, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Methinks Ms. Thing is protesting way too much.
Super weird that ICE is doing all this extra shit just to make Bill Clinton's other mistress happy.
November 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Super weird that ICE is doing all this extra shit just to make Bill Clinton's other mistress happy.
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all i wanted was a world where I could talk about politics with my friends without ever discussing two presidents giving each other blowjobs but woke took that away too.
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
all i wanted was a world where I could talk about politics with my friends without ever discussing two presidents giving each other blowjobs but woke took that away too.
[Eiffel 65 voice]
Trump blew Bubba's D dabba da
Trump blew Bubba's D dabba da
November 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
[Eiffel 65 voice]
Trump blew Bubba's D dabba da
Trump blew Bubba's D dabba da
Pleased to announce I'm running for office as the only candidate who will gladly share his laptop and phone with investigative journalists.
November 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Pleased to announce I'm running for office as the only candidate who will gladly share his laptop and phone with investigative journalists.
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Between this and Ben Shapiro buying a single plank at Home Depot (and putting a plastic bag on the end), I would love to see a show where a bunch of these masculinity podcast bros compete to assemble an ikea bookshelf fastest
November 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Between this and Ben Shapiro buying a single plank at Home Depot (and putting a plastic bag on the end), I would love to see a show where a bunch of these masculinity podcast bros compete to assemble an ikea bookshelf fastest