Bilbo Fett
@anjilslaire.bsky.social
F*ck Around, Find Out as a Service #FAFOaaS. Emotionally crippled #GenX #InfoSec geek. Can I get a parking permit for that? Dirty Liberal in a bitchin' Camaro. Sabbatical? Sure let's call it that.
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Bilbo Fett
@anjilslaire.bsky.social
· Nov 17
Sigh. Ok. #promosky
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Welp, 1000 levels of solitaire is enough for anyone. Time to uninstall
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Welp, 1000 levels of solitaire is enough for anyone. Time to uninstall
Ugh, my Orbi router is flashing white, aka firmware update problems. I guess I'll spend the day getting it back online
October 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Ugh, my Orbi router is flashing white, aka firmware update problems. I guess I'll spend the day getting it back online
I'd love to relocate somewhere far from the PNW, and go on a new adventure. Just need to find the right role to do that with.
September 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I'd love to relocate somewhere far from the PNW, and go on a new adventure. Just need to find the right role to do that with.
I resigned from my position at #bigtech and have been laying low, looking for the next thing to go do. Maybe that's being #Amish.
Actually, I'm looking at this as the next big adventure. I'd love to relocate somewhere totally new.
Anyone needs a #VulnerabilityManagement SME?
Actually, I'm looking at this as the next big adventure. I'd love to relocate somewhere totally new.
Anyone needs a #VulnerabilityManagement SME?
September 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I resigned from my position at #bigtech and have been laying low, looking for the next thing to go do. Maybe that's being #Amish.
Actually, I'm looking at this as the next big adventure. I'd love to relocate somewhere totally new.
Anyone needs a #VulnerabilityManagement SME?
Actually, I'm looking at this as the next big adventure. I'd love to relocate somewhere totally new.
Anyone needs a #VulnerabilityManagement SME?
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Just got a full set of the LOTR movies, full set of the Godfather trilogy, and a bunch of other DVDs at the thrift store for 25 cents per disc
August 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Just got a full set of the LOTR movies, full set of the Godfather trilogy, and a bunch of other DVDs at the thrift store for 25 cents per disc
Ooh I need this
Found a cool site that sells multiple galactic maps from different Star Wars eras.
✅ StarWarsMaps - Etsy
www.etsy.com/shop/StarWar...
#StarWars #Maps
✅ StarWarsMaps - Etsy
www.etsy.com/shop/StarWar...
#StarWars #Maps
August 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Ooh I need this
Ooh I need it!
Found a cool site that sells multiple galactic maps from different Star Wars eras.
✅ StarWarsMaps - Etsy
www.etsy.com/shop/StarWar...
#StarWars #Maps
✅ StarWarsMaps - Etsy
www.etsy.com/shop/StarWar...
#StarWars #Maps
August 26, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Ooh I need it!
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Weird how Fat Nixon's dictatorial extremism suddenly surged in the last month, hmm?
Almost as if he's on a clock knowing JD Vance doesn't have the same hold on MAGA that he does.
Almost as if he's on a clock knowing JD Vance doesn't have the same hold on MAGA that he does.
@wajali.bsky.social on Bluesky
Is Trump's Declining Health Driving the MAGA Rush to Autocracy?
Donald Trump is an aging, criminal vulgarian with cankles and a troublesome wound he's trying to hide on his right forehand. The MAGA ramp-up on fascism could be a sign their King is ailing.
https://open.substack.com/pub/thelefthook/p/is-trumps-declining-health-driving?r=36kin&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=false
bsky.app
August 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Weird how Fat Nixon's dictatorial extremism suddenly surged in the last month, hmm?
Almost as if he's on a clock knowing JD Vance doesn't have the same hold on MAGA that he does.
Almost as if he's on a clock knowing JD Vance doesn't have the same hold on MAGA that he does.
Anyone looking for an enterprise-scale Vulnerability Management/Threat Intelligence/Incident Response/DLP engineer/analyst looking for the next cool thing to protect?
I've been doing this for 15+ years in the same place and want a new challenge.
Let me know.
#cybersecurity #VulnerabilityManagement
I've been doing this for 15+ years in the same place and want a new challenge.
Let me know.
#cybersecurity #VulnerabilityManagement
August 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Anyone looking for an enterprise-scale Vulnerability Management/Threat Intelligence/Incident Response/DLP engineer/analyst looking for the next cool thing to protect?
I've been doing this for 15+ years in the same place and want a new challenge.
Let me know.
#cybersecurity #VulnerabilityManagement
I've been doing this for 15+ years in the same place and want a new challenge.
Let me know.
#cybersecurity #VulnerabilityManagement
So this is what a 'sabbatical' is like...
August 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
So this is what a 'sabbatical' is like...
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My wife was peeling an orange, which reminded me of the TTRPG world mapping technique of tracing the peel for a continent's shape.
Told my kids, splayed it out and... it's a dude running with his bhole out.
Cool, ok. Let's not draw this one.
Told my kids, splayed it out and... it's a dude running with his bhole out.
Cool, ok. Let's not draw this one.
July 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
My wife was peeling an orange, which reminded me of the TTRPG world mapping technique of tracing the peel for a continent's shape.
Told my kids, splayed it out and... it's a dude running with his bhole out.
Cool, ok. Let's not draw this one.
Told my kids, splayed it out and... it's a dude running with his bhole out.
Cool, ok. Let's not draw this one.
#Halestorm just wrapped up, @volbeatofficial.bsky.social up next!! #volbeat #CascadesAmphitheater #concert
July 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
#Halestorm just wrapped up, @volbeatofficial.bsky.social up next!! #volbeat #CascadesAmphitheater #concert
Going to see @volbeatofficial.bsky.social & #Halestorm tomorrow at #Ridgefield #CascadeAmphitheater. Can't wait!! #volbeat
July 22, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Going to see @volbeatofficial.bsky.social & #Halestorm tomorrow at #Ridgefield #CascadeAmphitheater. Can't wait!! #volbeat
4th of July campfire
July 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
4th of July campfire
July 3, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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It’s coming back later this fall!! I can’t wait!! I’ll announce it everywhere. :)
July 2, 2025 at 4:35 PM
It’s coming back later this fall!! I can’t wait!! I’ll announce it everywhere. :)
July 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
@wutangforchildren.bsky.social coming to see #wutang in Portland this week!
June 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
@wutangforchildren.bsky.social coming to see #wutang in Portland this week!
Only 2 more days until I'm the only middle aged white guy at the #WuTangClan concert in #Portland.
Who's with me? #shaolin #genx
Who's with me? #shaolin #genx
June 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Only 2 more days until I'm the only middle aged white guy at the #WuTangClan concert in #Portland.
Who's with me? #shaolin #genx
Who's with me? #shaolin #genx
@dcorsetto.bsky.social Spencer's, where's more #ElephantTown ? Love your work!
June 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
@dcorsetto.bsky.social Spencer's, where's more #ElephantTown ? Love your work!
Got a Bow Man tattoo, in tribute to my uncle and our family name, Bowman
June 21, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Got a Bow Man tattoo, in tribute to my uncle and our family name, Bowman
June 13, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Chikin . It's what's for dinner
June 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Chikin . It's what's for dinner