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Angry Old Coot
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Let’s just all keep our expectations low
Translation: Democrats want to govern, Republicans want to rule
Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) believes there is a simple answer to the question of why House Democrats are more effective at working together than members of his conference: Republicans are just too principled.
GOP House hard-liners won’t compromise. They’re losing key fights because of it.
House hard-liners seek ideological purity even though they’re part of divided government. They’re losing key policy fights as a result.
www.washingtonpost.com
April 29, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Me: Kinda sad today

Brain: Hmmm. Buy something?

Me: Nah

Brain: Buy something nice?

Me: No thanks

Brain: Buy something nice then feel guilty?

Me: I'm listening...
April 17, 2024 at 2:06 PM
I invite all of the weird email lists I am on to send me something this morning because I am in the mood where I crave the satisfaction of gleefully clicking the unsubscribe link instead of just archiving
April 17, 2024 at 1:33 PM
After nearly 500 hours playing Elden Ring, decided I should actually learn how to beat Malenia solo. It’s going as well as you’d expect.
March 1, 2024 at 11:10 PM
@davidjroth.bsky.social somehow important to say I’m watching Reacher. It’s like if Sherlock was sentient meat that also had intense military training and drew investigative conclusions based on where a dart landed when thrown at a horoscope written in a language he doesn’t read. Quite enjoying it.
March 1, 2024 at 1:17 PM
It’s these bigoted assholes taking the fact that *they* don’t know or understand something and extrapolating that feeling to the people who *do* know and understand, because they can’t conceive of a scenario that is both true and beyond the scope of their limited comprehension
February 7, 2024 at 6:59 PM
To be abundantly clear, the @nytimes.com has decided to platform anti-trans bigots, not to present both sides of a debate (because whether trans people exist and have human rights is not a valid point of debate - they do. The end.), but because they think those bigots are correct.
February 2, 2024 at 8:54 PM
I love it when the NY Fucking Times questions the validity of my son’s existence pretty much every fucking day. And this has stopped being part of their weird commitment to platforming both sides of issues where one side is true and the other is not. They just want trans people to die.
Alongside Pamela Paul's anti-trans garbage this morning they also published a bizarre editor's note going, 'wow makes u think.' They publish this stuff because they believe it.
www.nytimes.com/2024/02/02/o...
February 2, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Once upon a time, someone decided that calling a thing “most awarded” should mean it has RECEIVED the most awards instead of being the most received AS an award, and that is when civilization’s decline became irreversible.
January 14, 2024 at 11:41 PM
In the future, universal guaranteed income will become reality through the settlement of thousands of annual class action suits against tech companies
January 8, 2024 at 7:13 PM
If you aren’t aware of this bit of horror, know it’s just the latest in a slew of attacks on trans people’s right to exist. It’s a crisis that cis folks (of which I am one) are too ignorant and too quiet about, and we all need to do better so our trans brethren aren’t fighting for their lives alone
Breaking: Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine (R) bans, by executive order, gender-affirming surgery for minors, effective immediately. The move followed last week's veto of a broader bill. He also announced two proposed rules that will apply to all care, including adults. substack.com/profile/2269...
January 5, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Just to alleviate any confusion, Capitalism is the system where you can spend your twenties getting a terminal degree in the arts in exchange for having a daily reason to say “tech debt” in your fifties
December 6, 2023 at 12:14 PM
Hey, everyone, can we stop freaking the fuck out about the small number of young humans who are getting the medical care they urgently need to be both physically and mentally healthy? That would be great, tyvm.
There are 42 million adolescents in the United States
www.nationalreview.com/corner/hundr...
November 30, 2023 at 2:59 PM
Obvious Conclusion: When you concoct a scenario where a racial slur must be used to save lives, you don’t care about saving lives, you just like using slurs.
November 26, 2023 at 2:35 PM
I am at an age where I get excited to open a new box of Biofreeze patches
November 22, 2023 at 3:47 PM
I’m extremely tired and at about 60% capacity, which I can probably maintain for the day. Or, I could go get a coffee and get to, like, 80% capacity for an hour or so, and then crash to 30% until I lose consciousness. I will now ruminate on this problem until I realize I’m already driving home.
November 16, 2023 at 2:32 PM
Looks like the AI running our simulation has resorted to riffing off of John Mulaney bits

www.cnn.com/travel/horse...
Plane turns back to JFK after horse escapes on board | CNN
A Boeing 747 en route from New York JFK to Liege, Belgium, was forced to turn around on November 9 after a horse got loose in the cargo hold.
www.cnn.com
November 15, 2023 at 4:15 PM
If your kid says “When am I ever going to use algebra in real life?” just remind them they need it to open a combo lock in Alan Wake II.
November 13, 2023 at 3:24 PM
I guess I deserve this?
October 19, 2023 at 7:34 PM
Just because your Air Pods make it possible for you to have a phone conversation while standing at a urinal doesn’t mean you should
October 11, 2023 at 3:55 PM
Reminder that the Speaker of the House does not have to be a member of Congress
October 6, 2023 at 4:51 PM
The king in Royal Match has no security detail and only knows Bond villains
October 2, 2023 at 4:42 PM
Reposted by Angry Old Coot
The parent of a trans girl in MO described bizarre behavior by NYT reporter Azeen Ghorayshi in her reporting for a recent story. At one point Ghorayshi followed her and her husband to their car and stood in the door so it couldn't close.
"You Betrayed Us, Azeen" Parents of Trans Youth Reeling After Speaking to an NYT Reporter — Assign...
A story on the allegations of former St. Louis gender clinic staffer Jamie Reed left parents who spoke with NYT reporter Azeen Ghorayshi crushed.
www.assignedmedia.org
September 4, 2023 at 12:04 PM
Say what you will about the current state of our nation, but the U.S. would never tolerate this sort of behavior from anyone not running for President
recapping the shockingly deranged end of an already very deranged week for Spanish soccer: defector.com/luis-rubiale...
August 25, 2023 at 5:37 PM
If I appear to be posting a lot today, it's because last night I had what doctors refer to as "the bare minimum amount of sleep to support viable human function," which is roughly ten times my average
August 25, 2023 at 2:25 PM