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Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
@andymroberts.bsky.social
Ex-flight attendant. He/Him #gay #LGBwiththeT #startrek #doctorwho #familyguy. I'm woke, if you've got a problem with that, then simply don't follow - you won't be able to change my opinion! Most likely to be found on Bluesky saying "fuck" a lot.
I finally got around to watching Star Trek : Strange New Worlds season 3.

I've reached the "Ensign Ricky" episode. #IfYouKnowYouKnow 😭
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
The Royal Mail app has to be about the most useless tracking app out of all of them!
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
OMG these crisps from Aldi are absolutely delicious! 🤤
November 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Sorry, I know it’s rude but… 😳
November 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Why would Ukraine show gratitude to a president who has colluded (by all accounts) with Russia to come up with a deal that hands victory to Putin? As well as putting the safety of Europe at risk of further Russian incursion

I guess we now know that Putin does have the photos of Trump blowing Bubba!
November 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The Home Secretary is an evil cunt!
November 20, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I finally managed to get my hands on a Big Daddy! @gjpmcd.bsky.social @malgm.uk
November 17, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
That felt good with some random spammer on telegram! 😛
November 15, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Appearance
M&S - Nice golden pastry, barely any sugar dusting.
Lidl - Anaemic looking pastry, but plenty of sugar dusting

On appearance, Lidl wins due to having a higher pie crust and more generous sugar dusting than the M&S
November 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
On the left, we have M&S “All butter Mince Pies” - £4.00 for 6
On the right, we have Lidl “All butter Mince Pies” - £2.49 for 6 BUT just £1.49 with Lidl Plus
November 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
It’s Mince Pie Taste Test time - and this week it’s the big one - the David vs Goliath test between Marks & Spencer and Lidl

M&S is David
Lidl is Goliath

Let’s see how they fare!

Read on gentle reader…
November 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Time for the annual pre-Christmas trip to Bromley for some shopping*

*wander around aimlessly for two hours cursing about how shit high streets have become in recent years.
November 13, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Post someone who looks great in a hat…
November 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I've decided to go back to 1988 because I don't like it here any more!

(Yes I am continuing to work my way through all the old Aussie soaps)
November 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I think we all know what film Trump watched over the weekend to come up with the $1bn dollars demand.
November 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
YouGov keeping the conversation light, I see!

And yes, FUCK YES!
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Yeah, good luck with that! Trump threatens to sue the BBC for $1bn.

UK Courts will laugh in his face at that amount!

news.sky.com/story/bbc-re...
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I could see this coming a mile off. But, Trump will have to take action in the UK, rather than in one of his American courts where he has filled the bench with judges. And if it's in a UK court, the damages awarded would be minimal.

What's the correct legal term for saying "Go fuck yourself?"
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
#TimDavie 🍾🥂

Time to clear out the rest of the Tory dead wood at our BBC.

Time for the BBC to be run for the people, by the people.

Time to stop FarRAGE getting unlimited coverage on the news channel and Question Time.

Time for the BBC to stop sucking up to the right wing

It's OUR BBC!
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
And now trying to reset my M&S account password, which I have not attempted to do since the cyber attack earlier this year.

Can they successfully get a password reset link emailed out to me?

On checking their inbox and spam folder, our survey said?
November 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I suppose that’s one way of getting Tory Tim out of our BBC!
November 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
And did I really download an old copy of Family Fortunes from 1981 to make this thread?

Our survey said?
November 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
And did M&S get away with trying to pass the buck to Evri, when legally they have no way of trying to make that stick?

Our survey said?
November 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
When Evri lost the parcel, did M&S take responsibility for the loss of the parcel and not give me the run around, trying to make out it's the fault of Evri and that Evri would need to reimburse me?

Our survey said?
November 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM