Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
@andymroberts.bsky.social
Ex-flight attendant. He/Him #gay #LGBwiththeT #startrek #doctorwho #familyguy. I'm woke, if you've got a problem with that, then simply don't follow - you won't be able to change my opinion! Most likely to be found on Bluesky saying "fuck" a lot.
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Bluesky is a happy place. I come here to relax. With that in mind ANY new follower that:
◽Supports Tr*mp or M*ga
◽is right wing
◽is a TERF
◽Believes it's "LGB without the T"
◽is clearly a BOT or generally comes across as "a bit of a cunt"
Will be blocked. I'm not letting here become like Twitter!
◽Supports Tr*mp or M*ga
◽is right wing
◽is a TERF
◽Believes it's "LGB without the T"
◽is clearly a BOT or generally comes across as "a bit of a cunt"
Will be blocked. I'm not letting here become like Twitter!
I finally got around to watching Star Trek : Strange New Worlds season 3.
I've reached the "Ensign Ricky" episode. #IfYouKnowYouKnow 😭
I've reached the "Ensign Ricky" episode. #IfYouKnowYouKnow 😭
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I finally got around to watching Star Trek : Strange New Worlds season 3.
I've reached the "Ensign Ricky" episode. #IfYouKnowYouKnow 😭
I've reached the "Ensign Ricky" episode. #IfYouKnowYouKnow 😭
The Royal Mail app has to be about the most useless tracking app out of all of them!
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The Royal Mail app has to be about the most useless tracking app out of all of them!
OMG these crisps from Aldi are absolutely delicious! 🤤
November 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
OMG these crisps from Aldi are absolutely delicious! 🤤
One of them is a Mr Snurb
November 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
One of them is a Mr Snurb
9 to 5 isn’t in the list, I REPEAT NINE TO FIVE ISN’T IN THE LIST!
9 to 5 should be in the top 10, maybe even the top 5!
9 to 5 should be in the top 10, maybe even the top 5!
November 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
9 to 5 isn’t in the list, I REPEAT NINE TO FIVE ISN’T IN THE LIST!
9 to 5 should be in the top 10, maybe even the top 5!
9 to 5 should be in the top 10, maybe even the top 5!
I popped to the shops earlier to get some of the Christmas stuff in.
My town has all it's Christmas lights up now. We are a town in Kent (Lead by Reform) and they clearly hate Christmas as there was only a fraction of the usual amount of lights up - and the tree in the town centre was pathetic! 😡
My town has all it's Christmas lights up now. We are a town in Kent (Lead by Reform) and they clearly hate Christmas as there was only a fraction of the usual amount of lights up - and the tree in the town centre was pathetic! 😡
November 24, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I popped to the shops earlier to get some of the Christmas stuff in.
My town has all it's Christmas lights up now. We are a town in Kent (Lead by Reform) and they clearly hate Christmas as there was only a fraction of the usual amount of lights up - and the tree in the town centre was pathetic! 😡
My town has all it's Christmas lights up now. We are a town in Kent (Lead by Reform) and they clearly hate Christmas as there was only a fraction of the usual amount of lights up - and the tree in the town centre was pathetic! 😡
An alarming conversation with my mum yesterday:
Mum: "You know those Christmas markets in London?"
Me: "Not personally, but what about them?"
Mum: "Apparently they are not allowed to call them Christmas markets anymore"
Me: (Initial reaction ⤵️) "Why are they not allowed to?"
Mum: "You know why!!"
Mum: "You know those Christmas markets in London?"
Me: "Not personally, but what about them?"
Mum: "Apparently they are not allowed to call them Christmas markets anymore"
Me: (Initial reaction ⤵️) "Why are they not allowed to?"
Mum: "You know why!!"
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November 24, 2025 at 12:11 PM
An alarming conversation with my mum yesterday:
Mum: "You know those Christmas markets in London?"
Me: "Not personally, but what about them?"
Mum: "Apparently they are not allowed to call them Christmas markets anymore"
Me: (Initial reaction ⤵️) "Why are they not allowed to?"
Mum: "You know why!!"
Mum: "You know those Christmas markets in London?"
Me: "Not personally, but what about them?"
Mum: "Apparently they are not allowed to call them Christmas markets anymore"
Me: (Initial reaction ⤵️) "Why are they not allowed to?"
Mum: "You know why!!"
Why would Ukraine show gratitude to a president who has colluded (by all accounts) with Russia to come up with a deal that hands victory to Putin? As well as putting the safety of Europe at risk of further Russian incursion
I guess we now know that Putin does have the photos of Trump blowing Bubba!
I guess we now know that Putin does have the photos of Trump blowing Bubba!
November 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Why would Ukraine show gratitude to a president who has colluded (by all accounts) with Russia to come up with a deal that hands victory to Putin? As well as putting the safety of Europe at risk of further Russian incursion
I guess we now know that Putin does have the photos of Trump blowing Bubba!
I guess we now know that Putin does have the photos of Trump blowing Bubba!
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The Home Secretary is an evil cunt!
November 20, 2025 at 1:56 PM
The Home Secretary is an evil cunt!
I've just taken delivery of all my Christmas wine. I ordered from Amazon instead of buying from Asda (Asda Rewards is non-existent now, so I will show no loyalty to them if they won't the customers).
Amazon stupidly put all of my wine bottles loose inside one big cardboard box, so some have leaked.
Amazon stupidly put all of my wine bottles loose inside one big cardboard box, so some have leaked.
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November 19, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I've just taken delivery of all my Christmas wine. I ordered from Amazon instead of buying from Asda (Asda Rewards is non-existent now, so I will show no loyalty to them if they won't the customers).
Amazon stupidly put all of my wine bottles loose inside one big cardboard box, so some have leaked.
Amazon stupidly put all of my wine bottles loose inside one big cardboard box, so some have leaked.
It’s always projection with Trump.
The only piggy who needs to be quiet is that lump - permanently quiet!
The only piggy who needs to be quiet is that lump - permanently quiet!
When asked on Air Force One if there was anything "incriminating" in the Epstein emails, Trump pointed a finger at the female reporter's face and said “Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.”
November 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
It’s always projection with Trump.
The only piggy who needs to be quiet is that lump - permanently quiet!
The only piggy who needs to be quiet is that lump - permanently quiet!
I see that the “single gay dudes” looking for someone have moved over onto Bluesky, to join the big titted woman looking for love.
We just need the Illuminati to rock up and we’ve got the full set!
We just need the Illuminati to rock up and we’ve got the full set!
November 18, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I see that the “single gay dudes” looking for someone have moved over onto Bluesky, to join the big titted woman looking for love.
We just need the Illuminati to rock up and we’ve got the full set!
We just need the Illuminati to rock up and we’ve got the full set!
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I see that Labour have plumbed to new, even lower depths of absolute cuntyness by saying they will take jewellery off of asylum seekers to pay for their keep.
Perhaps we should do the same to outgoing MPs and PMs who screw over the tax payer with their expenses?
Perhaps we should do the same to outgoing MPs and PMs who screw over the tax payer with their expenses?
November 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I see that Labour have plumbed to new, even lower depths of absolute cuntyness by saying they will take jewellery off of asylum seekers to pay for their keep.
Perhaps we should do the same to outgoing MPs and PMs who screw over the tax payer with their expenses?
Perhaps we should do the same to outgoing MPs and PMs who screw over the tax payer with their expenses?
I finally managed to get my hands on a Big Daddy! @gjpmcd.bsky.social @malgm.uk
November 17, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I finally managed to get my hands on a Big Daddy! @gjpmcd.bsky.social @malgm.uk
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Wait, so “Bubba” may actually be Ghislaine Maxwell’s horse?
That was a remake of Equus that nobody called for or ever wanted see!
That was a remake of Equus that nobody called for or ever wanted see!
I've just found out who "Bubba" is!
And I'm done with the internet... Possibly for ever! 🤮
And I'm done with the internet... Possibly for ever! 🤮
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November 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Wait, so “Bubba” may actually be Ghislaine Maxwell’s horse?
That was a remake of Equus that nobody called for or ever wanted see!
That was a remake of Equus that nobody called for or ever wanted see!
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Good morning and happy Saturday to everyone. Call me a radical left lunatic, but 'Arnold Palmer was all man' makes so much more sense now. #THROATUS
November 15, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Good morning and happy Saturday to everyone. Call me a radical left lunatic, but 'Arnold Palmer was all man' makes so much more sense now. #THROATUS
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
