🎅🎄 Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ 🎄🎅
@andymroberts.bsky.social
Ex-flight attendant. He/Him #gay #LGBwiththeT #startrek #doctorwho #familyguy. I'm woke, if you've got a problem with that, then simply don't follow - you won't be able to change my opinion! Most likely to be found on Bluesky saying "fuck" a lot.
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Bluesky is a happy place. I come here to relax. With that in mind ANY new follower that:
◽Supports Tr*mp or M*ga
◽is right wing
◽is a TERF
◽Believes it's "LGB without the T"
◽is clearly a BOT or generally comes across as "a bit of a cunt"
Will be blocked. I'm not letting here become like Twitter!
◽Supports Tr*mp or M*ga
◽is right wing
◽is a TERF
◽Believes it's "LGB without the T"
◽is clearly a BOT or generally comes across as "a bit of a cunt"
Will be blocked. I'm not letting here become like Twitter!
Why does my throat feel like I’ve been swallowing glass? This better not turn into the flu!
December 12, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Why does my throat feel like I’ve been swallowing glass? This better not turn into the flu!
Well done to the Amazon driver who left my parcel on the front door step, rather than inside the front porch and didn't ring the door bell, and then well done to Amazon for their systems running with a delay and not giving a delivery notification for over half an hour after it was left on the street
December 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Well done to the Amazon driver who left my parcel on the front door step, rather than inside the front porch and didn't ring the door bell, and then well done to Amazon for their systems running with a delay and not giving a delivery notification for over half an hour after it was left on the street
This place gets more like Twitter every day. It’s now got the notification bubble bug that Twitter had. I have no notifications or outstanding DMs.
December 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
This place gets more like Twitter every day. It’s now got the notification bubble bug that Twitter had. I have no notifications or outstanding DMs.
Are we starting to see the beginning of WW3? How safe the planet is with that dipshit in the White House and that stupid mad man in the Kremlin!
December 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Are we starting to see the beginning of WW3? How safe the planet is with that dipshit in the White House and that stupid mad man in the Kremlin!
It’s the most wonderful time of the year!
New highlighter ✅
Sticky-Note tabs ✅
Double issue of the Radio Times ✅
Programmes and Films worth watching 🥰❌
Oh well, can’t have everything! 🤷🏻♂️
New highlighter ✅
Sticky-Note tabs ✅
Double issue of the Radio Times ✅
Programmes and Films worth watching 🥰❌
Oh well, can’t have everything! 🤷🏻♂️
December 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
It’s the most wonderful time of the year!
New highlighter ✅
Sticky-Note tabs ✅
Double issue of the Radio Times ✅
Programmes and Films worth watching 🥰❌
Oh well, can’t have everything! 🤷🏻♂️
New highlighter ✅
Sticky-Note tabs ✅
Double issue of the Radio Times ✅
Programmes and Films worth watching 🥰❌
Oh well, can’t have everything! 🤷🏻♂️
Drop a lawyer.
December 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Drop a lawyer.
Is Sky News taking the piss out of Donny Dipshit?
December 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Is Sky News taking the piss out of Donny Dipshit?
Oh look, it's started! And it was obviously always going to be about oil and not drugs!
US forces seize oil tanker off coast of Venezuela - reports
US forces seize oil tanker off coast of Venezuela - reports
US forces have intercepted and seized a sanctioned oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela, according to reports.
news.sky.com
December 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Oh look, it's started! And it was obviously always going to be about oil and not drugs!
Donald Trump is a pathetic shit-weazle cunt who is not just a traitor to America, but to the entire western world. He's always been a coward and comes from a long family line of cowards.
Well that's me not going to be allowed into the USA for the next 5 years, not that I was planning to go!
Well that's me not going to be allowed into the USA for the next 5 years, not that I was planning to go!
December 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Donald Trump is a pathetic shit-weazle cunt who is not just a traitor to America, but to the entire western world. He's always been a coward and comes from a long family line of cowards.
Well that's me not going to be allowed into the USA for the next 5 years, not that I was planning to go!
Well that's me not going to be allowed into the USA for the next 5 years, not that I was planning to go!
Fuck Kemi Badenoch for nominating the world’s shittiest gladiator!
December 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Fuck Kemi Badenoch for nominating the world’s shittiest gladiator!
Funny, “weak” and “decaying” is exactly my verdict on Donny bonespurs!
'Weak' and 'decaying': Donald Trump gives withering verdict on European allies
'Weak' and 'decaying': Donald Trump gives withering verdict on European allies
Donald Trump's bruising assessment of Europe as "weak" and "decaying" is a bitter blow to nations already reeling from the release of his national security strategy.
news.sky.com
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Funny, “weak” and “decaying” is exactly my verdict on Donny bonespurs!
Is anyone else who is on Sky broadband getting constantly bugged with SMS / WhatsApp and telephone calls to upgrade to full fibre broadband?
The cheeky fuckers have rung 3 times in 24 hours, even though I'm not interested in switching until it's compulsory.
The cheeky fuckers have rung 3 times in 24 hours, even though I'm not interested in switching until it's compulsory.
December 9, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Is anyone else who is on Sky broadband getting constantly bugged with SMS / WhatsApp and telephone calls to upgrade to full fibre broadband?
The cheeky fuckers have rung 3 times in 24 hours, even though I'm not interested in switching until it's compulsory.
The cheeky fuckers have rung 3 times in 24 hours, even though I'm not interested in switching until it's compulsory.
How the hell is it December, when it’s still warm enough to go out on my early morning walk in shorts?
December 8, 2025 at 5:48 AM
How the hell is it December, when it’s still warm enough to go out on my early morning walk in shorts?
Careful Donny, FIFA will take away your no balls piss prize!
December 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Careful Donny, FIFA will take away your no balls piss prize!
Reposted by 🎅🎄 Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ 🎄🎅
I’m completely ready for Christmas. I’ve got all the Christmas food and drink in and all the presents wrapped.
So I’m rewarding myself with a cheeky pack of Christmas sweets.
So I’m rewarding myself with a cheeky pack of Christmas sweets.
December 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I’m completely ready for Christmas. I’ve got all the Christmas food and drink in and all the presents wrapped.
So I’m rewarding myself with a cheeky pack of Christmas sweets.
So I’m rewarding myself with a cheeky pack of Christmas sweets.
Just realised what that trophy was based upon.
December 5, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Just realised what that trophy was based upon.
Robert Jenrick had a much more exciting afternoon than me! 💦💦💦💦
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE HYPHENS
December 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Robert Jenrick had a much more exciting afternoon than me! 💦💦💦💦
I stupidly trimmed a lot of my fur today and I am now seriously regretting it.
I’ve never been so itchy in all my life! 😭
I’ve never been so itchy in all my life! 😭
December 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I stupidly trimmed a lot of my fur today and I am now seriously regretting it.
I’ve never been so itchy in all my life! 😭
I’ve never been so itchy in all my life! 😭
Loving the picture choice with the arm position!
Nigel Farage has gone to war with the BBC after a radio presenter suggested he had “a relationship when he was younger with Hitler,” vowing he would not speak to the national broadcaster until it apologized for its own past “racist” content.
Farage goes to war with the BBC over presenter’s ‘Hitler’ comment
The Reform UK leader says he will not speak to the national broadcaster until they apologize for all their own past racist coverage.
www.politico.eu
December 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Loving the picture choice with the arm position!
Reposted by 🎅🎄 Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ 🎄🎅
From the CWS ARCHIVE. 16th May and 13th June 2020.
December 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
From the CWS ARCHIVE. 16th May and 13th June 2020.
I'm just browsing Amazon and I just saw this product picture. Can you spot all the mistakes? 🙄
Was that a Friday at 4:55pm infographic where the designer just thought "That'll do!"
Was that a Friday at 4:55pm infographic where the designer just thought "That'll do!"
December 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I'm just browsing Amazon and I just saw this product picture. Can you spot all the mistakes? 🙄
Was that a Friday at 4:55pm infographic where the designer just thought "That'll do!"
Was that a Friday at 4:55pm infographic where the designer just thought "That'll do!"
I hope that isn’t a tornado forming, otherwise this friend of Dorothy is going to get blown all the way to Oz! 🌪️
December 3, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I hope that isn’t a tornado forming, otherwise this friend of Dorothy is going to get blown all the way to Oz! 🌪️
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party 😆
December 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party 😆