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the lockheed martin of rap
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Real life support unit.

Left. Nicky.

#SWAGISMYLOVELY
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i can be annoying Everywhere, including the following places.
rateyourmusic.com/~NICKYWOKE
backloggd.com/u/Salvatrati...
letterboxd.com/Salvatration/
www.last.fm/user/Salvatr...

other than that, please enjoy my top albums.
customers sayin shit like "oh im sorry you didnt get a thanksgiving dinner" bitch im not that entire spread is nasty ass shit man. i wouldnt be caught dead eating stuffing or cranberry sauce
November 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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if Jimmy actually Ate World I would call it what it is: an act of terrorism.
November 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
HARD disagree, only on the grounds that i dont wanna choose between two bad guys, either make it one fucked up thing i HAVE to do or give me my *own* fucked up thing

<-user has not played E33 yet
Players have been conditioned to believe that there is always a perfect middle ground that can be struck in every tough situation. No!! Make me choose between one broken fucked up person’s pov and another’s!!
November 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
found out foodquig died, what a shitass year for losing good folk
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
security guy at work: "boss asked me, 'have you been hitting a THC cart at work?' i said no. then she asked 'have you been playin scratch offs at work?' and i said 'absolutely.' had to admit to one of em!"
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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happy ten year anniversary to my favourite fighting game post of all time
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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We are the granddaughters of the hoes you couldn't scare
November 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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I'm actually gonna add to this - Let's Plays, video essays and longplays are adaptations. Like all other forms of adaptation, they alter the experience of a source material.
"you have not played the game unless you've played the game" is one of my more annoying but unshakable opinions
the whole "don't play the game, just watch a video on youtube that will explain its story to you" is so disheartening because the issue of accessibility is genuinely really important but it's always just people who want to be spoon-fed nicely quantifiable information
November 24, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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hitting “random name” in star wars knights of the old republic has a small chance of spitting out homestar references, including “homsar” as a first name
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago

so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 24, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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January 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Nier Automata & DMC wreaking havoc on the collective minds of Chinese game devs the same way that one rap sample CD did to a bunch of Japanese game composers in the 90s/2000s
November 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Bsky has started doing that fucking thing twitter does where it auto refreshes your tl at totally random intervals. fucking awesome job guys
November 23, 2025 at 9:09 PM
he first tried Pinwheel, of course
watching my roommate play DaS1 for the first time. been a long while since ive seen anyone who can hang in other games come in blind to this, but he also has finished DeS so im getting to see how veterans reacted in 2011. great time. had no idea the Catacomb necromancers dont respawn lol
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
goddamn i gotta finish Evergrace
November 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
watching my roommate play DaS1 for the first time. been a long while since ive seen anyone who can hang in other games come in blind to this, but he also has finished DeS so im getting to see how veterans reacted in 2011. great time. had no idea the Catacomb necromancers dont respawn lol
November 23, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Bluesky is a wild place, y'all.
November 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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waymo ceo: we plan for fatal crashes and society will learn to accept them

roblox ceo: kids must be preyed upon and victimized as a necessary consequence of scale

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO HEADS ON PIKES
November 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
November 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Got to make a bunch of bits and bobs for this one! I love when my clients give me the opportunity to try new things 🕹️🐶
November 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted to exceed the damage cap of 9999 with my Critical Attacks...
November 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Just saw Danny Brown. He really is the for real GOAT.
November 21, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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Every once in a while, I check my son's Steam reviews.
November 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM