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Andrew Lewis FC
@andrewlewisfc.bsky.social
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Dad of 3. Human of 2. Husband of 1. Citizen of Toronto. Rider of bike. Partner @ Paliare Roland. No legal advice here.

And yes that IS an original goddam 1979 Participaction Canada Fitness Test Gold Badge.

https://paliareroland.com/people/andrew-lewis
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Absolute Unit Thicc Chonkosaurus

#fatsquirrelseason @tabathasouthey.bsky.social
The fattest of fat squirrels perched on a wood railing in front of a red leafed Japanese maple.
November 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Hollerado at the Horseshoe!
Last seen, in 2018!
November 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
andrewlewisfc.bsky.social
There's a truly great Alvvays album and song about it.
Cover of Alvvays album Blue Rev Belinda Savs Alvvays Paradise and I find myself paralyzed Knowing all too well Blue Rev behind the rink, I didn't really need it Circumspect when you call collect To see if I would keep it Paradise and I find myself paralyzed
November 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Former Habs goalie Carey Price flogging vanity wanktanks with front grills a foot higher than his crossbar which makes playing road hockey deadly because he and the people he's selling petro-masculinity fake nostalgia to can't see kids over the hood.

@tomflood.bsky.social
A black vanity wanktank pickup truck pulling an ice fishing hut on a snowy road in a Carey Price ad selling nostalgic petro masculinity to credulous scared people who don't care if they mow down pedestrians. A blissful looking Carey Price in an ad for vanity wanktanks that manipulates credulous scared people by selling nostalgic petro masculinity
November 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Chiaroscuroodle
Apricot poodle sits upright on the arm of a red chair facing away from a window, its back brightly sunlit, its front in shadow.
November 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Late Fall FORMA

Monthly(ish) time lapse thread on the construction of Frank Gehry's FORMA buildings on King St W in Toronto.

Perhaps three stories higher than a month ago. Around 26 floors now.

8/? 🧵
view of Toronto to the northwest away from downtown with the FORMA condo building 1 under construction to maybe the 26th(ish) floor, surrounded by other buildings stretching to the horizon under a sunny blue sky with white puffy clouds
November 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Oh great, Florida resident and disgraced MAGA member Wayne Gretzky on the #CANMNT friendly match pregame show. That's what we need.
Trump fascist regime supporter being interviewed before CANMNT game tonight in Florida.
November 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Sunrise Sandwich
Early morning grey Toronto Harbour, dark green/grey Islands, grey Lake Ontario, all under foreboding grey clouds with a band of orange sky at the horizon over Niagara sandwiched in between.
November 18, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Nosy Neighbour
Small dog looking like a jacked dude standing on hind legs on a covered outdoor couch peering over a wooden fence into neighbour's yard.
November 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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24 Carat Bank Tower
Toronto tower at sunset with diamond shaped angular windows.
November 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Risk Analysis
An apricot poodle with white paws contemplates whether to go after the tennis ball sitting on a white carpet touching the snout of a cinnamon cavapoo the latter of which has a casual "I dare you" look on its face.
November 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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So @canadasoccer.bsky.social needs to figure out the gates before the WC we spent gross amounts of taxpayer $ on comes to town.

Photos last night 7 mins AFTER scheduled kickoff after 20 mins in line. Fortunately game started 30 mins late. Not a construction issue - TFC deals with it fine.

#CANMNT
Clogged lineup at BMO field Line at BMO field stretching to eternity
November 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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These are cute dogs.

DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT
Two small dogs of the poodle sort sit on a white carpet looking up at something. They are cute. DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT
November 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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The rare Snow Begonia.
A thick layer of snow covers red Begonia flowers and behind it red Japanese Maple leaves. Behind that are semi-detached Toronto three story houses with snow on their roofs.
November 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Busting out the handlebar mitts, ski helmet and goggles a bit early this year.

#vikingbiking #bikeTO
Bike with handlebar mounted mitts with a ski helmet and goggles resting on it. A couple other bikes behind mounted on a black wall with brown wood fencing at the back and right.
November 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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When the first snow falls before the first frost.
A thin layer of snow covers red Begonia flowers and behind it red Japanese Maple leaves. Behind that are semi-detached Toronto three story houses with snow on their roofs.
November 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Sstill working through complicated Blue Jays emotions while struggling with how to shift back to the decidedly mid Leafs and Raptors playing inconsequential early season games.
Two small poodle-ish dogs one cinnamon one apricot, both with white snout splashes, lounge wistfully on a red armchair.
November 4, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Low Cloud, High Towers, Low Moon
A full moon in the early evening blue sky over low yellow and grey clouds between Toronto's glass towers.
November 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Well the Blue Jays had an incredible run which ended in crushing fashion to the fricking Los Angeles Yamamotos in a bananapants game 7 to finish a bonkers World Series so here's an absolute unit of a squirrel because all we have left is #fatquirrelseason
A big fucking black squirrel.
November 2, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Buddy hit the sauce a bit hard after the Blue Jays' game 6 defeat and is feeling it today
A jack-o-lantern sitting on a grey stone planter in the cold light of day has puked up a mix of seeds and innards along with a smaller pumpkin.
November 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Did you apologize to her too?
From the Globe & Mail Mr. Carney also confirmed he had apologized to Mr. Trump for the advertisement. "The President was offended by the ad and it's not something I would have done, which is to put in place that advertisement, and so I apologized to him." He said the apology was conveyed to the U.S. President Wednesday evening when the pair and other leaders attended a dinner hosted by South Korean President Lee Jae Myung. The meal was in Mr. Trump's honour. Mr. Carney, who had viewed the ad before it went to air, said he had advised the Ontario premier not to broadcast it. "You saw what came of it," he said of the fallout from the advertisement.
November 1, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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"And as someone who voted for this president, I didn't vote for this. I didn't vote for people to be harassed, I didn't vote for people to be brought out at gunpoint with machine guns, and to harass Americans" says guy who absolutely voted for exactly this.
Chicago Tribune "I'm angry," said Krupinski, who identified himself as a Republican and a conservative. "As someone who believes in the Constitution, for someone to be stopped by federal agents because of the color of their skin and their appearance, and to be asked for papers is completely unimaginable and completely unconstitutional, because where is probable cause? Where is reasonable search and seizure? They're working in a residential neighborhood. "And as someone who voted for this president, I didn't vote for this. I didn't vote for people to be harassed, I didn't vote for people to be brought out at gunpoint with machine guns, and to harass Americans." Chicago Tribune's Stacey Wescott and Pam DeFiglio contributed.
November 1, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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When @mark-carney.bsky.social ran his election campaign on #elbowsup what he really meant was #suckingup

You don't have to agree Ford's ad was a good idea to understand apologizing to The Orange Infant for "offending" him is not what we want nor will it work

www.theglobeandmail.com/politics/art...
From the Globe: Speaking to reporters at the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation summit, Mr. Carney also confirmed he had apologized to Mr. Trump for the advertisement. "The President was offended by the ad and it's not something I would have done, which is to put in place that advertisement, and so I apologized to him." He said the apology was conveyed to the U.S. President Wednesday evening when the pair and other leaders attended a dinner hosted by South Korean President Lee Jae Myung. The meal was in Mr. Trump's honour. Mr. Carney, who had viewed the ad before it went to air, said he had advised the Ontario premier not to broadcast it. "You saw what came of it," he said of the fallout from the advertisement.
November 1, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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The Blue Jays are flying high.

#bluejays #wantitall
Blue Jays logo pictured at the top of a tall glass TD tower in downtown Toronto, with other towers in the background Closer up of Blue Jays logo at the top of the tower, as seen from my office.
October 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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A new day dawns Blue Jays fans. A new day dawns.

#bluejays #wantitall
Sunrise over Toronto Harbour and Lake Ontario. Grey clouds over orange sky over grey water, dark islands, and tops of buildings. And the Jays will win tonight.
October 28, 2025 at 12:14 PM