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André Santana
@andreonthemic.com
Away from socials! Find my contact info here:
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Look out for my next essay: why it's actually very alarming that the White House is tweeting out AI generated images now that secretary of homeland security Marco Rubio has leveraged the language of "past, current, or expected beliefs, statements, or associations that are otherwise lawful"
May 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Need a t-shirt that says "I survived the great Zoom crash of 2025"
April 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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MY AUDIOBOOK IS OUT NEXT MONTH!!!😍😍
The incredible, astounding, award-winning narrator, Andre Santana, of the famous Sunbearer Trials and Bury Your Gays, has graciously agreed to read all of the Gus Chronicles. Book 1 will be out next mo. on Audible & Findaway Voices.
Eeeee!!
@andreonthemic.com
April 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
April 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
They lose me every time 😮‍💨
April 13, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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✨NOW ON SUBSTACK✨

SO excited to launch a newsletter and blog on Substack that also includes a page for my fundraising editorial services and a subscription module for agenting content!

If you’re on Substack I’d love to connect! Link is just sandraproudman.substack.com
April 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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@andreonthemic.com André Santana, who brilliantly narrated my novel “Dual Memory,” has just won a 2025 Audie Award for his narration of “Bury Your Gays” by Chuck Tingle. Congratulations, André! 2025 Audies WINNERS — Homepage www.audiopub.org/2025audies-1...
2025 Audies WINNERS — Homepage
www.audiopub.org
March 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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dang buckaroos BURY YOUR GAYS is the winner of this years top horror audiobook at the AUDIE AWARDS. thank you to the producers and voice actors and authors who made this whole dang thing possible here is photo of buckaroos producer steve and @andreonthemic.com and @marawilson.bsky.social
March 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Valentine's Day meets Black History Month for Teens and Adults! #booksky #blackbooksky #romance
Pick them up from a Black owned Bookstore: bookshop.org/shop/bravean...
February 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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If you’re cis & you want trans folks to know they’re valid and cared for, here’s a tip: Don’t say it to a trans person. Go talk to a cis person.

Talk to your dad. Your coworker. Your friends. Ask if they know whats going on. Ask if they have uncertainties when it comes to the ~trans issue.~
February 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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5 ways to celebrate #BlackHistoryMonth (cause the fed govt doesn’t run your house)

1. Find out what Sojourner Truth REALLY said
2. Buy a Black horror, scifi or fantasy book
3. Listen to “Naima” by John Coltrane
4. Send the victims of the LA fires in Altadena a few coins
5. Get a library card
February 2, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Was talking to someone about how screenplays & scripts are almost explicitly written with the intent of being translated into another medium (movies or stage productions), but books aren't always written with the expectation they'll be experienced by ear. Curious if authors think about this?
February 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
When I see someone using their phone without a case it leaves me shaking. Boneless iPhone???
January 29, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Americans are so funny when they make fun of other cultures’ superstitions… babe, when was the last time you were on a thirteenth floor?
January 28, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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dang buckaroos happy to announce that BURY YOUR GAYS has been nominated for audie audiobook award for BEST HORROR NOVEL. this is big time award. thank you AUDIES and @andreonthemic.com and @marawilson.bsky.social and all the guest voices you have proven love is real
January 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
It's 6am and I've been activated by a reel, cause what do you mean net 90 😭 my barber would call the police if I tried to net 1
December 17, 2024 at 11:28 AM
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DUAL MEMORY is a finalist for the Audio Publishers Association’s (APA) 2024 Audie Awards! Thank you for the narration to André Santana, @andreonthemic.com
January 31, 2024 at 8:08 PM