Hassaan Ahmed حسان احمد
@ancienthydra.bsky.social
Writer, serial procrastinator. Wild-haired, tired-eyed purveyor of words like purveyor. Evil marketer, aspirant academic - Free Palestine, of course - he/him
What stage of dystopian nightmare are we at?
Adobe Acrobat, a PDF editor, keeps asking, nay demanding, that I generate an image every fucking time I highlight any text to mark it up, edit, or in any way try to do something to TEXT.
Adobe Acrobat, a PDF editor, keeps asking, nay demanding, that I generate an image every fucking time I highlight any text to mark it up, edit, or in any way try to do something to TEXT.
November 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
What stage of dystopian nightmare are we at?
Adobe Acrobat, a PDF editor, keeps asking, nay demanding, that I generate an image every fucking time I highlight any text to mark it up, edit, or in any way try to do something to TEXT.
Adobe Acrobat, a PDF editor, keeps asking, nay demanding, that I generate an image every fucking time I highlight any text to mark it up, edit, or in any way try to do something to TEXT.
Fully unravelled.
November 5, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Fully unravelled.
What the absolute fuck is a weapons campus. Uni Melbourne may claim to have paused its construction for now, but they also cancelled one of Australia's oldest magazines because they featured a Palestenian and a (Jewish) holocaust scholar saying genocide bad.
September 9, 2025 at 5:01 AM
What the absolute fuck is a weapons campus. Uni Melbourne may claim to have paused its construction for now, but they also cancelled one of Australia's oldest magazines because they featured a Palestenian and a (Jewish) holocaust scholar saying genocide bad.
The face of a man with no soul, full of AIPAC money, listening to a man passionately say that genocide is bad and not caring an ounce.
August 28, 2025 at 4:32 AM
The face of a man with no soul, full of AIPAC money, listening to a man passionately say that genocide is bad and not caring an ounce.
Went back just now to finish this marathon video, and it's been taken down by a claim from... Bloomberg...
August 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Went back just now to finish this marathon video, and it's been taken down by a claim from... Bloomberg...
Hamas sighting at my local mall.
May 2, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Hamas sighting at my local mall.
Spotted @simkern.bsky.social in the wild (large book chain at the local mall), was not expecting it! (my copy is in the mail, I went with the chestnut tree bookstore)
April 28, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Spotted @simkern.bsky.social in the wild (large book chain at the local mall), was not expecting it! (my copy is in the mail, I went with the chestnut tree bookstore)
The hidden posts:
March 10, 2025 at 9:51 AM
The hidden posts:
Opened Twitter/X.
Saw this.
Closed Twitter/X.
When will I learn?
Saw this.
Closed Twitter/X.
When will I learn?
December 10, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Opened Twitter/X.
Saw this.
Closed Twitter/X.
When will I learn?
Saw this.
Closed Twitter/X.
When will I learn?
Genuinely nauseating. 186,000+ dead and this year, this mass murderer is the only choice. Fucked up country, fucked up people.
October 26, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Genuinely nauseating. 186,000+ dead and this year, this mass murderer is the only choice. Fucked up country, fucked up people.
To properly welcome @ramiismail.com here, bluesky decided to reenact one of the greatest hits: isthisarabic.com?
September 19, 2024 at 12:21 AM
To properly welcome @ramiismail.com here, bluesky decided to reenact one of the greatest hits: isthisarabic.com?
Today in the AI shitpocalypse:
AI selling to AI, providing customer support to AI for that AI sale, registering an AI complaint against that AI, just AI AI AI... Tell me again how this isn't a scam, beloved techbros.
Wild times ahead, indeed.
AI selling to AI, providing customer support to AI for that AI sale, registering an AI complaint against that AI, just AI AI AI... Tell me again how this isn't a scam, beloved techbros.
Wild times ahead, indeed.
October 2, 2023 at 5:23 AM
Today in the AI shitpocalypse:
AI selling to AI, providing customer support to AI for that AI sale, registering an AI complaint against that AI, just AI AI AI... Tell me again how this isn't a scam, beloved techbros.
Wild times ahead, indeed.
AI selling to AI, providing customer support to AI for that AI sale, registering an AI complaint against that AI, just AI AI AI... Tell me again how this isn't a scam, beloved techbros.
Wild times ahead, indeed.