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the Anarchist Arborist
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Abolishing cops is self-preservation | Certified Arborist | Anarchist | Human | Build communities | Listen to the trees
Bought 6-ish months apart.

Orange: heavy, tanky, rock-like Holds power for months when not in use Charges multiple devices

Red: light, featherweight, barely holds a charge for a day. Recommended when I wanted to buy a 2nd Orange but was it was no longer sold

Both, allegedly, have similar mAh. . .
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
First world problems: getting drop-shipped products that are actually GOOD and USEFUL, but that exact product was sold for two months in 2018 and everything similar to it is a) more expensive and 2) exponentially worse quality
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Slowly making my way through those album recommendations!

*Some* of you decided to suggest some stuff that took me a minute to digest

-stares in mutual-
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
"A movie that takes place where you're from"

Like Lorde once sung: "we live in cities you'll never see on screen"
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Reposted by the Anarchist Arborist
please stop pointing to examples of Nazi Germany to exemplify the US slide into fascism - when you do so you miss that *ackshually* the US can be cited for much of these ideas of white supremacy and racialization
In Volume II of Mein Kampf, Hitler praises the US for taking the first steps toward the "völkisch conception of the state" with its immigration regime that "categorically refuses the immigration of physically unhealthy elements, and simply excludes the immigration of certain races."
November 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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deciduous trees are a ploy by Big Chore to sell more chores
November 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Superstar Car Wash sounds like a late-90s/early-00s TV drama soundtrack (neutral)

Lonerism stopped me in my tracks (complimentary). Apparently im a sucker for synths...

Mordechai is after lunch
The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill, Shake Your Money Maker by the Black Crowes. Superstar Car Wash by the Goo Goo Dolls, Lonerism by Tame Impala, Mordechai by Khruangbin, Blackstar by Mos Def and Talib Kweli, Shrines by Purity Ring and Dear Science by TV on the Radio. Enjoy!
November 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Here we go
November 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Give me album recommendations. Any or all:

Easy: any album you recommend from any artist

Medium: it was released pre-2000

Hard: its not a mainstream/well-known album, even if the artist is

I'll listen to them at work!
November 20, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Probably a cow, or a horse

Or a Great Dan the size of a horse my high school buddy had
What's the largest mammal you've ever touched with your hands?
November 20, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Tea has been spilled at work. Suspicions have been confirmed. High school truly does never end (for some people)

Silver lining: I interact with exponentially fewer people like that now.
November 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
LMAO no fucking way did California just release a radio ad that sounds JUST LIKE a jewelry store commercial!

Its about data privacy in the end, but literally "they got me in the first half, not gonna lie" meme IRL
November 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
How do trees and politics interact?

Trees are considered infrastructure to cities. Cities are politics

Some cities lay out well-planned budgets and Urban Forestry plans

Some cities are more reactionary and wait for things to happen before tre maintenance, like limbs falling or a tree dying
November 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I am pleased to announce that I average only about 8% of my writing that *could be* AI-generated. I took various old writings of mine, some from 10+ years ago and ran them through a checker.

Thats not too bad. Some of my newer writings even got 0%.
November 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
US is a monarchy now, huh?
“Blending family and governance”, @nytimes.com? Really? Is that how you spell “corruption” in NYC?
November 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Its amazing how much better my mental health is after being switched positions at work

Its literally night and day. I actually have space in my head for family and friends

Also, I may have had a toxic relationship with my former position....
November 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Church actually warned me about shit like this when I was growing up. As early as the mid-90s

Im not religious anymore (at least traditionally) so that makes funny AND sad at the same time
November 15, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Resident: "Are you with PG&E?"

Me:
a bald man says " i took that personally "
Alt: a bald man says " i took that personally "
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
"You are a welcome guest at any..."

If im understanding correctly, the list before the underlined portion is other places they can go.

The system that protects these pedophiles and rapists is global in reach. And idk if everyone realizes that
November 12, 2025 at 7:48 PM
We have pedophile rapist politicians who protect their own

It takes a "Support and Sympathy" system for these things to continue. (This is what I called it in my hear while typing this post. Idk if thats actual terminology)
We have a pedophile rapist president.
November 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Car was tailgating me while I was going 10 over the limit

So i move over to let them pass, and i see the "Police" decals

Anyway, I tailgated them for like 10 miles, still going 10-15 over

Its like, what are we doing here? Why is a cop approaching criminal speed as a regular vehicle in traffic?
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Republicans are literally getting booed in public by their own constituents and Democrats caved. Democrats will never hold power in the federal government ever again. A permanent minority party that will make sure that no party that actually opposes fascism can be viable. Collaborators for fascism.
November 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Democrats just caved
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Love it when a search result is like "Its best to consult a Certified Arborist for what you're trying to do"

Like mfer thats me!! I've already consulted myself and idk the answer. Now Im ATTEMPTING to consult the cumulative knowledge of humanity. You're not being helpful with that atm

(Rant over)
November 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM