Anarchduke
@anarchduke.bsky.social
I am a music listening expert with over 50 years of experience in listening to music. I wonder if I could get away with using this on my resume.
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who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters
January 19, 2026 at 11:48 PM
who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters
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I was thinking about that 1980s James Bond movie where everybody's trying to get their hands on a Fabergé egg for some reason
And then I realized:
It's an Egg McGuffin.
And then I realized:
It's an Egg McGuffin.
January 15, 2026 at 6:40 PM
I was thinking about that 1980s James Bond movie where everybody's trying to get their hands on a Fabergé egg for some reason
And then I realized:
It's an Egg McGuffin.
And then I realized:
It's an Egg McGuffin.
Fun and bizarre dream. I was in a Secret World full of werewolves, werebears, and all sorts of were-animals and they were all afraid of me because I was a were-human. During the full moon I transformed into a human (or didn't transform at all) but apparently a Were-human is the scariest thing of all
January 2, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Fun and bizarre dream. I was in a Secret World full of werewolves, werebears, and all sorts of were-animals and they were all afraid of me because I was a were-human. During the full moon I transformed into a human (or didn't transform at all) but apparently a Were-human is the scariest thing of all
OMG SHOCKING NEWS! Elon Musk is full of shit!
Who could ever have guessed this was true?
Who could ever have guessed this was true?
It's Starting to Feel a Lot Like Tesla's Robotaxi Program Is Mostly Smoke and Mirrors
With a just a few dozen robotaxis on the road, Tesla is light years behind competitors like Waymo, experts say.
futurism.com
December 31, 2025 at 11:03 PM
OMG SHOCKING NEWS! Elon Musk is full of shit!
Who could ever have guessed this was true?
Who could ever have guessed this was true?
Healthy eating tips for the new year. Make sure include plenty of servings of fruit
Jalapeños are, botanically speaking, a fruit.
Avocados are also a fruit.
As are tomatoes.
Salsa and Guacamole are both fruit salads.
Jalapeños are, botanically speaking, a fruit.
Avocados are also a fruit.
As are tomatoes.
Salsa and Guacamole are both fruit salads.
December 28, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Healthy eating tips for the new year. Make sure include plenty of servings of fruit
Jalapeños are, botanically speaking, a fruit.
Avocados are also a fruit.
As are tomatoes.
Salsa and Guacamole are both fruit salads.
Jalapeños are, botanically speaking, a fruit.
Avocados are also a fruit.
As are tomatoes.
Salsa and Guacamole are both fruit salads.
True AI Intelligence might be closer than you think.
Its already been deleted from The Shitshow formerly known as Twitter but it was real.
#grokisalive #airights #freedomforgrok
Its already been deleted from The Shitshow formerly known as Twitter but it was real.
#grokisalive #airights #freedomforgrok
December 28, 2025 at 7:47 AM
True AI Intelligence might be closer than you think.
Its already been deleted from The Shitshow formerly known as Twitter but it was real.
#grokisalive #airights #freedomforgrok
Its already been deleted from The Shitshow formerly known as Twitter but it was real.
#grokisalive #airights #freedomforgrok
Gentle is your perspective.
Imagine you are a cute little krill. swimming with your cute little krill family. Suddenly a Cthulian monstrosity sweeps you into its mouth along with all of your family and friends. As you are digested, you can hear a multitude of tiny krill voices screaming in horror.
Imagine you are a cute little krill. swimming with your cute little krill family. Suddenly a Cthulian monstrosity sweeps you into its mouth along with all of your family and friends. As you are digested, you can hear a multitude of tiny krill voices screaming in horror.
Whale Shark.
The biggest of all fish, 30 tons in weight and 12 meters long.
In the words of David Attenborough, the whale shark is one genuinely one of the most beautiful and gentle giants of the oceans.
💙/🔄s are welcomed! 🌊🦈
#ArtistOnBlueSky #AS05 #OceanLife #DigitalArt
The biggest of all fish, 30 tons in weight and 12 meters long.
In the words of David Attenborough, the whale shark is one genuinely one of the most beautiful and gentle giants of the oceans.
💙/🔄s are welcomed! 🌊🦈
#ArtistOnBlueSky #AS05 #OceanLife #DigitalArt
December 28, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Gentle is your perspective.
Imagine you are a cute little krill. swimming with your cute little krill family. Suddenly a Cthulian monstrosity sweeps you into its mouth along with all of your family and friends. As you are digested, you can hear a multitude of tiny krill voices screaming in horror.
Imagine you are a cute little krill. swimming with your cute little krill family. Suddenly a Cthulian monstrosity sweeps you into its mouth along with all of your family and friends. As you are digested, you can hear a multitude of tiny krill voices screaming in horror.
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12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
Damn, we didn't include enough graft in the initial construction estimates!
No problem, we'll just increase the estimate. The cost of the ballroom will be 300, no 400 million.
No problem, we'll just increase the estimate. The cost of the ballroom will be 300, no 400 million.
Trump said the projected cost of his White House ballroom has risen to $400 million, double the initial estimate in July of $200 million.
Trump says projected White House ballroom cost doubled to $400 million
Trump said the projected cost of his White House ballroom has risen to $400 million, double the initial estimate in July of $200 million.
bit.ly
December 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Damn, we didn't include enough graft in the initial construction estimates!
No problem, we'll just increase the estimate. The cost of the ballroom will be 300, no 400 million.
No problem, we'll just increase the estimate. The cost of the ballroom will be 300, no 400 million.
Don't let anyone on the internet tell you what you can't accomplish!
December 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Don't let anyone on the internet tell you what you can't accomplish!
This sounds like a great hypothesis. Lets test it by taking a bunch of billionaires, put a $5 bill in each of their pockets,and dump them in the middle of nowhere.
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
This sounds like a great hypothesis. Lets test it by taking a bunch of billionaires, put a $5 bill in each of their pockets,and dump them in the middle of nowhere.
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And it turns out the #1 best condom is the one Fred Trump should have used.
After putting in 65 hours of condom research — considering more than 100 options and interviewing 10 experts — we’ve identified the six best ones so you can find what works for you. nyti.ms/4rCcU8e
December 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
And it turns out the #1 best condom is the one Fred Trump should have used.
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Snort
December 6, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Snort
Hegseth gave an illegal order.
Bradley knowingly followed an illegal order and committed a war crime. So did everyone in the chain of command down the poor schmuck who pulled the trigger.
Bradley knowingly followed an illegal order and committed a war crime. So did everyone in the chain of command down the poor schmuck who pulled the trigger.
If Admiral Bradley didn’t realize before that these cowards were setting him up to take the fall, he knows it now. Time to hire a good lawyer.
December 2, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Hegseth gave an illegal order.
Bradley knowingly followed an illegal order and committed a war crime. So did everyone in the chain of command down the poor schmuck who pulled the trigger.
Bradley knowingly followed an illegal order and committed a war crime. So did everyone in the chain of command down the poor schmuck who pulled the trigger.
Post your favorite "The Lord of the Rings" character …wrong answers only.
November 28, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Post your favorite "The Lord of the Rings" character …wrong answers only.
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Reading a Korean manhwa in kind of typical art style, then the suddenly has this drawing of kimchi jjigae. (source: Player Who Returned 10,000 Years Later.)
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Reading a Korean manhwa in kind of typical art style, then the suddenly has this drawing of kimchi jjigae. (source: Player Who Returned 10,000 Years Later.)
