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if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return
February 9, 2026 at 2:43 PM
if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return
Whelp. Still won't be.
There has never been a SB without a touchdown. Or this damn boring.
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Whelp. Still won't be.
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One of these days, people will look back on these sports betting ads like we do on the ads for patent medicines featuring cocaine.
February 9, 2026 at 12:31 AM
One of these days, people will look back on these sports betting ads like we do on the ads for patent medicines featuring cocaine.
There has never been a SB without a touchdown. Or this damn boring.
February 9, 2026 at 1:59 AM
There has never been a SB without a touchdown. Or this damn boring.
My sister doesn't know who Brandi Carlile or Bad Bunny are. And I'm really, absolutely, not surprised.
February 9, 2026 at 12:45 AM
My sister doesn't know who Brandi Carlile or Bad Bunny are. And I'm really, absolutely, not surprised.
THIS is my pet peeve.
A lot of you have no business backing in to park. Like, you’re really not good at it.
February 7, 2026 at 9:48 PM
THIS is my pet peeve.
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A lot of you have no business backing in to park. Like, you’re really not good at it.
February 7, 2026 at 8:44 PM
A lot of you have no business backing in to park. Like, you’re really not good at it.
They missed so many gems. Terrible reporting. Ask a local. www.instagram.com/p/DUYfbsQAYc...
eater on Instagram: "Leaving this here just in case you’re heading to the Super Bowl this weekend. 👀Super Bowl LX is about to touch down in the Bay Are…"
Leaving this here just in case you’re heading to the Super Bowl this weekend. 👀Super Bowl LX is about to touch down in the Bay Area on Sunday, taking over TV screens and causing wing sales to spike. This year’s big game between the Patriots and Seahawks takes place at Levi’s Stadium — notably located in Santa Clara, *not* San Francisco — and tourists and locals alike are gearing up to eat and drink at and around the stadium. If you’re looking for amazing gems to visit leading up to the Big Game, tap the link in our bio for Eater-approved options.
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February 6, 2026 at 2:19 AM
They missed so many gems. Terrible reporting. Ask a local. www.instagram.com/p/DUYfbsQAYc...
Our mom ( me & @zoeb27.bsky.social ) wouldn't let us rent out her house for the Super Bowl. It's walking distance to Levi. Now she has "friends" staying FOR FREE! Joann is NOT an entrepreneur.
a man in a suit is holding a 20 dollar bill with franklin on it
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February 6, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Our mom ( me & @zoeb27.bsky.social ) wouldn't let us rent out her house for the Super Bowl. It's walking distance to Levi. Now she has "friends" staying FOR FREE! Joann is NOT an entrepreneur.
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My co-worker told me she's afraid of cockroaches. This is why she wont go to NYC. "They just aren't aesthetically pleasing." Somehow I accept this reason.
February 2, 2026 at 10:11 PM
My co-worker told me she's afraid of cockroaches. This is why she wont go to NYC. "They just aren't aesthetically pleasing." Somehow I accept this reason.
That was so tiny, I can't believe I felt it. 😏 #earthquake
February 2, 2026 at 3:03 PM
That was so tiny, I can't believe I felt it. 😏 #earthquake
2.5 hour nap starting at 5:30pm might prove to not have been worth it. Tho I did dream I was going to the new Taco Bell Cantina near Fisherman's Wharf with my parents.
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January 31, 2026 at 4:05 AM
2.5 hour nap starting at 5:30pm might prove to not have been worth it. Tho I did dream I was going to the new Taco Bell Cantina near Fisherman's Wharf with my parents.
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Tim Walz is wasting no time
A Minnesota man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail in New York by claiming to be an FBI agent with a court order to release him, authorities said
Man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail by impersonating FBI agent: Sources
A Minnesota man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail in New York, law enforcement sources told ABC News.
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January 29, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Tim Walz is wasting no time
Jessica doesn't f with twist offs. I won't say where I am, don't want to out her (lol), but this place of great.
January 27, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Jessica doesn't f with twist offs. I won't say where I am, don't want to out her (lol), but this place of great.
Should we all apply for jobs with ICE & crash the system? Surely someone has considered this or is doing it. #ItsTheLittleThings
January 22, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Should we all apply for jobs with ICE & crash the system? Surely someone has considered this or is doing it. #ItsTheLittleThings
"My wife does not control me" 100%= My wife controls me.
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January 22, 2026 at 4:32 AM
"My wife does not control me" 100%= My wife controls me.
Brother: Oh well. At least the Raiders didn't lead us on.
January 18, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Brother: Oh well. At least the Raiders didn't lead us on.
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No way Germany goes 0-3 against us bro, no freakin way
GERMANY WILL SEND SOLDIERS TO GREENLAND THIS WEEK - REPORTS
January 14, 2026 at 11:17 PM
No way Germany goes 0-3 against us bro, no freakin way
Public transport in Dallas. Who knew?!
January 10, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Public transport in Dallas. Who knew?!
Pre-flight cocktail. Now I have to see if I can pull an @zoeb27.bsky.social & score free plane booze.
January 8, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Pre-flight cocktail. Now I have to see if I can pull an @zoeb27.bsky.social & score free plane booze.
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
Barista: Mimi?! My ex-boss was named Mimi.
Am I not saying my own name correctly?!
Am I not saying my own name correctly?!
a woman is screaming in front of a neon sign that says " amy "
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January 6, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Barista: Mimi?! My ex-boss was named Mimi.
Am I not saying my own name correctly?!
Am I not saying my own name correctly?!
Of the 11 people I know who have seen that Marty movie only 2 have liked it. The other 9 didn't just dislike it, they HATED it. Some left an hour in. I won't see it but I find this interesting. All 11 said the acting is good tho.
January 5, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Of the 11 people I know who have seen that Marty movie only 2 have liked it. The other 9 didn't just dislike it, they HATED it. Some left an hour in. I won't see it but I find this interesting. All 11 said the acting is good tho.