amy la bruja iphis 🏳️⚧️🇵🇷
@amycaro.bsky.social
amy 24 teaching middle schoolers
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go phils go bills go penn state go flyers go sixers
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go phils go bills go penn state go flyers go sixers
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this is how police have always treated queer people, this isnt new or unique to ice. saying that this sort of behavior isnt a core part of a policing is saying that the actions of every single police force at every point in history arent actually representative of the whole
incandescent rage. people not subject to criminalization in this country don’t understand that this. is. policing. and this type of sexual violence is completely inseparable from it.
🧵 on why police violence against the marginalized is so pervasive and impervious to change
60-122
January 24, 2026 at 6:13 AM
60-122
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she tipp me over the brink till i meech
January 24, 2026 at 4:13 AM
she tipp me over the brink till i meech
rob hanna: +1 point
Subtweet.
Corn tortillas are the best tortillas.
Corn tortillas are the best tortillas.
January 23, 2026 at 11:30 PM
rob hanna: +1 point
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
hey, you there, yes you!! you should follow me
January 23, 2026 at 3:24 PM
hey, you there, yes you!! you should follow me
this is my long standing policy of “the best head coach for my teams is a funny lil guy coming back to bite me
The Bills met with candidates in Orchard Park, but they flew to Florida to meet with Mike McDaniel today, Anthony Lynn, Anthony Weaver Saturday, and Grant Udinski, Sunday.
One constant in every single interview? QB Josh Allen is sitting in for everything
One constant in every single interview? QB Josh Allen is sitting in for everything
January 23, 2026 at 3:23 PM
this is my long standing policy of “the best head coach for my teams is a funny lil guy coming back to bite me
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Truly a horrible take. Like legitimately you are encouraging illiteracy. This isn’t funny or anything; this is objectively an awful thing to try and defend. The whole thread is just absolute garbage
I have three heretical thoughts about books:
- Time spent browsing in bookshops is mostly wasted
- Books make for terrible gifts. Don't give books.
- There are vastly more interesting things to put on living-room shelves than books
Come at me! Add to the list!
A 🧵 for book-lovers
- Time spent browsing in bookshops is mostly wasted
- Books make for terrible gifts. Don't give books.
- There are vastly more interesting things to put on living-room shelves than books
Come at me! Add to the list!
A 🧵 for book-lovers
January 23, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Truly a horrible take. Like legitimately you are encouraging illiteracy. This isn’t funny or anything; this is objectively an awful thing to try and defend. The whole thread is just absolute garbage
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i want literal open borders with no checkpoints or passports or documents or anything
January 23, 2026 at 1:35 PM
i want literal open borders with no checkpoints or passports or documents or anything
say the line bart
January 23, 2026 at 3:12 AM
say the line bart
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I transferred from Los Angeles.
Your school has no gymnastics team.
This is a last resort.
Your school has no gymnastics team.
This is a last resort.
In the middle of my Pathfinder session, I noticed that @maggiesox.bsky.social was watching Bring It On.
I IMMEDIATELY started on the whole "Brrrrrrrr. It's cold here!" bit, and now everyone I'm playing Pathfinder with thinks I'm insane.
I IMMEDIATELY started on the whole "Brrrrrrrr. It's cold here!" bit, and now everyone I'm playing Pathfinder with thinks I'm insane.
January 23, 2026 at 3:04 AM
I transferred from Los Angeles.
Your school has no gymnastics team.
This is a last resort.
Your school has no gymnastics team.
This is a last resort.
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Hakeem Jeffries deserves to be unemployed.
DHS spending bill passed 220-207
7 Democrats voted in favor:
Henry Cuellar
Don Davis
Laura Gilles
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez
Jared Golden
Vicente Gonzalez
Tom Suozzi
Massie voted No
Andy Harris didn't vote
Might not have passed if every Democrat voted No, but leadership wasn't whipping them to do so
7 Democrats voted in favor:
Henry Cuellar
Don Davis
Laura Gilles
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez
Jared Golden
Vicente Gonzalez
Tom Suozzi
Massie voted No
Andy Harris didn't vote
Might not have passed if every Democrat voted No, but leadership wasn't whipping them to do so
January 22, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Hakeem Jeffries deserves to be unemployed.
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Kent in, bonds and valenzuela out—baseball would be so much more fun without the racism
December 8, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Kent in, bonds and valenzuela out—baseball would be so much more fun without the racism
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I like spendign money
whats that about my bank account?
to shreds you say?
whats that about my bank account?
to shreds you say?
December 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I like spendign money
whats that about my bank account?
to shreds you say?
whats that about my bank account?
to shreds you say?
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This is a picture that reminds me that rob thomson can do a perfect crisp dap up
Breaking: The Phillies have extended the contract of manager Rob Thomson through the 2027 season.
December 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This is a picture that reminds me that rob thomson can do a perfect crisp dap up
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at the girls festival, making whores
December 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
at the girls festival, making whores
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leave him hailee, ill be a better mother than him and he’ll play better with the anger anyways win-win
Hailee Steinfeld & Josh Allen announce they’re expecting their first baby.
December 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
leave him hailee, ill be a better mother than him and he’ll play better with the anger anyways win-win
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taking rice applications
December 21, 2025 at 1:32 PM
taking rice applications
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hg wells has incredible meme potential
December 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
hg wells has incredible meme potential
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not to hornypost on main but id like to flirt with a pretty girl, kiss her, and then put my fingers inside her
December 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
not to hornypost on main but id like to flirt with a pretty girl, kiss her, and then put my fingers inside her