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Amuletofyendor
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F#, Forth, C64, pixels, ukuleles, math, paintings, cats & Kraftwerk
Hi there, private sector. I'm looking for X MW of firm capacity or Y GWh of dry-year cover, callable under defined scarcity conditions, from 2028 to 2045. You tell me how you’ll deliver it and at what price.
Oh wait, the government should be asking that before making any big dumb decisions, not me.
February 10, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Kiwi Dub should be its own genre, no? Anyhow, Bandcamp Friday and Waitangi Day are in confluence tomorrow. You know what to do.
February 5, 2026 at 6:07 AM
It sucks that the "CC" field is directly above the "Subject" field in Outlook. I nearly talked "to" someone when I was only trying to talk "about" them 😬
February 2, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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10/10 ICE protest sign
January 31, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Yeah I don't think New Zealand should be sending teams to either of these events.
If you're living somewhere outside the USA, one thing you can do is pressure your leaders to boycott World Cup and Olympic events here.
January 24, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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Give me your best #adhd motivation songs, I need them
January 24, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Feels good to code something without reaching for the ol' agentic AI. Although I'm reminded of that old sci-fi story about the guy who re-discovers how to do arithmetic with pencil and paper and the army immediately starts loading people into missiles because they're cheaper than guidance computers.
January 22, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Why isn't every single headline prefixed with "Concerns escalate over the president's worsening mental state as ..." (Ellipses for effect)
January 15, 2026 at 12:23 PM
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The existence of Robin of Sherwood predicts the existence of Batman of Sherwood
January 13, 2026 at 5:56 AM
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Who’s Listening?
January 12, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Recipe idea: panko crumbed french toast. Breaded bread.
January 7, 2026 at 10:01 PM
True, CDs don't go much above 20kHz, but above that is where ultra high res tracks hide the subliminal messages for your pets to eat you. Another thing the government doesn't want you to know.
January 1, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Perfect sound forever, indeed. The government doesn't want you to know this, but CDs still rock
January 1, 2026 at 2:30 AM
The Ministry of *People*, *Places*, and *things*
December 15, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Acoustically treating my laundry so I can hear the washing machine as the manufacturer intended, without reverb and comb-filtering.
December 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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As a liberal arts guy who became a software developer and is *currently in the process of migrating F# web apps from Azure to AWS” I feel like I have been precision targeted by this joke. #fsharp
Creating an F# field to hold some AWS user credentials. It's an option type, which is None if the credentials do not exist yet. If they do, Cognito ergo Some.
December 15, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Creating an F# field to hold some AWS user credentials. It's an option type, which is None if the credentials do not exist yet. If they do, Cognito ergo Some.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Yes, I am the *other* Billy Strings, for like, character arrays.
December 14, 2025 at 7:16 AM
If this doesn't definitively end National's reelection chances, what is even wrong with this country. Mismanagement on a generational scale
December 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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New Zealand TOMB OF DRACULA (not my copy). I wonder how many countries this title was syndicated to? So far, l have seen British, Australian, NZ and Danish editions.
December 8, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Quoth the Raven "Blee-blee-blee-ᵇˡᵉᵉᵖ ᵇˡᵉᵉᵖ!" 🤪
Our washing machine stops and plays a very specific ascending tone when the load goes out of balance.

There's a bird in the neighborhood who's now added that to his repertoire 😫
December 8, 2025 at 1:12 AM
What LLMs need is a sense of shame
December 7, 2025 at 9:42 AM
My computer still has 8 chips of 8 KB each. What is this RAM shortage of which you speak?
December 6, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Did you know: if you love music, you can support musicians by buying it.

One Bandcamp purchase might be more than a small artist makes from streaming in a year.

For example, listen to this Kiwi jazz album. If you like it, buy it like I just did!

jakebaxendale.bandcamp.com/album/garden...
Gardening Music, Volume 1, by Jake Baxendale
6 track album
jakebaxendale.bandcamp.com
December 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM