Tom C Womble
@amoxicologist.bsky.social
Woke Snowflake. Likes Dogs, Lego, Tea. Dislikes Tories, Fascists, Narcissists...
Genius • This claim is disputed.
Running wanker.
Genius • This claim is disputed.
Running wanker.
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“Free speech absolutists” demanding five years of your tweets.
Fragility wearing a flag.
They can’t handle criticism, so now the state has to babysit their egos.
A thread 🧵
BBC News - US could ask foreign tourists for five-year social media history before entry
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Fragility wearing a flag.
They can’t handle criticism, so now the state has to babysit their egos.
A thread 🧵
BBC News - US could ask foreign tourists for five-year social media history before entry
www.bbc.com/news/article...
US could ask tourists for five-year social media history before entry
The plan would affect people from countries, including the UK, who can fill out a form in lieu of a visa.
www.bbc.com
December 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
“Free speech absolutists” demanding five years of your tweets.
Fragility wearing a flag.
They can’t handle criticism, so now the state has to babysit their egos.
A thread 🧵
BBC News - US could ask foreign tourists for five-year social media history before entry
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Fragility wearing a flag.
They can’t handle criticism, so now the state has to babysit their egos.
A thread 🧵
BBC News - US could ask foreign tourists for five-year social media history before entry
www.bbc.com/news/article...
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They're coming for you all, folks.
Full Gestapo.
Full Nazi.
Full fascist.
Hold on to your butts.
Full Gestapo.
Full Nazi.
Full fascist.
Hold on to your butts.
October 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
They're coming for you all, folks.
Full Gestapo.
Full Nazi.
Full fascist.
Hold on to your butts.
Full Gestapo.
Full Nazi.
Full fascist.
Hold on to your butts.
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Something spicy & delicious as a taco has gotten under Trumplestiltkin's thin tangerine skin. Seems the master of mean, juvenile nicknames can dish them out but when directed towards him, he can't take it, angrily calling it "nasty."🤣
Good to know. (you know what to do!)
🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮
Good to know. (you know what to do!)
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May 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Something spicy & delicious as a taco has gotten under Trumplestiltkin's thin tangerine skin. Seems the master of mean, juvenile nicknames can dish them out but when directed towards him, he can't take it, angrily calling it "nasty."🤣
Good to know. (you know what to do!)
🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮
Good to know. (you know what to do!)
🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮
I approve this silliness
May 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I approve this silliness
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bill murray in famous works of art: thread
May 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
bill murray in famous works of art: thread
Manatee… beautiful creatures. Holiday promise to wife that next time we came to Mexico we would get to see them up close… promise delivered yesterday. They love papaya!
May 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Manatee… beautiful creatures. Holiday promise to wife that next time we came to Mexico we would get to see them up close… promise delivered yesterday. They love papaya!
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TRUMP TO DEMAND CHURCHILL MAKE DEAL WITH HITLER…
February 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
TRUMP TO DEMAND CHURCHILL MAKE DEAL WITH HITLER…
Fucking Hell. Trump is a total Russian asset isn’t he?
February 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Fucking Hell. Trump is a total Russian asset isn’t he?
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They’ll need to escalate from Orthodoxycycline to Popericillin-Tazobactam.
JUST IN: Pope Francis has pneumonia in both lungs, tests indicate a "complex picture" for one of the oldest popes in the church's history. cnn.it/417mBPX
February 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
They’ll need to escalate from Orthodoxycycline to Popericillin-Tazobactam.
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With everything so seemingly terrible these days & no sign of anything remotely hopeful in the near future, I thought you might need this photo of a baby giraffe.
January 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
With everything so seemingly terrible these days & no sign of anything remotely hopeful in the near future, I thought you might need this photo of a baby giraffe.
I feel seen…
Man Returns To Work After Vacation With Fresh, Reenergized Hatred For Job
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January 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I feel seen…
Welcome to 2025!
January 2, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Welcome to 2025!
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I am honoured and humbled to have been recognised by His Majesty The King in his New Years Honours.
This award is not just for me, it is for the whole team ❤️ ❤️
This award is not just for me, it is for the whole team ❤️ ❤️
December 30, 2024 at 10:32 PM
I am honoured and humbled to have been recognised by His Majesty The King in his New Years Honours.
This award is not just for me, it is for the whole team ❤️ ❤️
This award is not just for me, it is for the whole team ❤️ ❤️
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Thanks to whoever went to the trouble of morphing me into a dromedary so I could finally fulfill my potential as "Mar🐫".
🙏 ❤️ 👍
🙏 ❤️ 👍
December 28, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Thanks to whoever went to the trouble of morphing me into a dromedary so I could finally fulfill my potential as "Mar🐫".
🙏 ❤️ 👍
🙏 ❤️ 👍
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Huge scandal for Starmer: if it turns out Feathers McGraw was part of the early prison release scheme then he's finished. #WallaceAndGromit
December 25, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Huge scandal for Starmer: if it turns out Feathers McGraw was part of the early prison release scheme then he's finished. #WallaceAndGromit
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Parents Get Up Early To Place Santa Droppings Around Living Room To Convince Children He Visited
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December 25, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Parents Get Up Early To Place Santa Droppings Around Living Room To Convince Children He Visited
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Never came home…
December 25, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Never came home…