Amorphous.Blonde
@amorphousblonde.bsky.social
your favorite top's favorite top.
she/her, trans, poly, pan. Computer stuff, nerd stuff, kink stuff, stuff stuff. NTX
she/her, trans, poly, pan. Computer stuff, nerd stuff, kink stuff, stuff stuff. NTX
Pinned
You don't want to be on your deathbed and realize there's a kink you don't know if you'd be into. No one wants uncertainty to be their last thought.
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"in the day few hours old you stand solid and full
of other people's love for each other
spilling over, warm leftovers"
of other people's love for each other
spilling over, warm leftovers"
December 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
"in the day few hours old you stand solid and full
of other people's love for each other
spilling over, warm leftovers"
of other people's love for each other
spilling over, warm leftovers"
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Ladies and Gentlemen, Daliborka Stojsic, Miss Yugoslavia and Miss Universe 1968.
This picture was what crystallized a lot of the look of my Space Nomads.
This picture was what crystallized a lot of the look of my Space Nomads.
December 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, Daliborka Stojsic, Miss Yugoslavia and Miss Universe 1968.
This picture was what crystallized a lot of the look of my Space Nomads.
This picture was what crystallized a lot of the look of my Space Nomads.
Every time I poop: maybe I should chop my dick off...
December 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Every time I poop: maybe I should chop my dick off...
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why did i transition ? oh, a simple reason, really. i was communing with the moon and stars through my celestial magicks when one of the stars spoke a journey to me, a quest i would undertake, in metaphor and riddle. took me another five years to figure out it meant i needed tits
December 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
why did i transition ? oh, a simple reason, really. i was communing with the moon and stars through my celestial magicks when one of the stars spoke a journey to me, a quest i would undertake, in metaphor and riddle. took me another five years to figure out it meant i needed tits
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ACAB includes Sam Vimes, but the important thing about Sam Vimes is he generally points the bastardry in the direction of the people who deserve it
and he is offended, at a fundamental level, by those who believe they must follow no rules but their own
and he is offended, at a fundamental level, by those who believe they must follow no rules but their own
December 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
ACAB includes Sam Vimes, but the important thing about Sam Vimes is he generally points the bastardry in the direction of the people who deserve it
and he is offended, at a fundamental level, by those who believe they must follow no rules but their own
and he is offended, at a fundamental level, by those who believe they must follow no rules but their own
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I know its not even 11am but I kinda want a dog bowl filled with piss sorry not sorry
December 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I know its not even 11am but I kinda want a dog bowl filled with piss sorry not sorry
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i think id be more bisexual if more guys looked like hair metal dudes
December 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
i think id be more bisexual if more guys looked like hair metal dudes
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i paint hands 🫶
December 22, 2025 at 1:28 PM
i paint hands 🫶
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if there's no ring, it's not goatse, it's just sparking gape
December 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM
if there's no ring, it's not goatse, it's just sparking gape
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kill the abstinence only educator in your head
December 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
kill the abstinence only educator in your head
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since it's the last day of pride month I figured I'd at least make one thing for it...
i now unveil to you my greatest invention:
color bars pride flag
i now unveil to you my greatest invention:
color bars pride flag
June 30, 2025 at 3:15 PM
since it's the last day of pride month I figured I'd at least make one thing for it...
i now unveil to you my greatest invention:
color bars pride flag
i now unveil to you my greatest invention:
color bars pride flag
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If you think about it, Oedipus Rex is about how a found family can also be your biological family
December 20, 2025 at 5:41 AM
If you think about it, Oedipus Rex is about how a found family can also be your biological family
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and it took modern trans women to revive the ancient practice for their girlfriends and wives
“I am a dog of the king.”
It’s an expression of loyalty and subservience that scholars used when writing to ancient Assyrian kings.
One astronomer named Bel-ushezib introduces himself as “your servant and your dog who fears you” before complaining about being punished for reporting a bad omen.
It’s an expression of loyalty and subservience that scholars used when writing to ancient Assyrian kings.
One astronomer named Bel-ushezib introduces himself as “your servant and your dog who fears you” before complaining about being punished for reporting a bad omen.
December 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
and it took modern trans women to revive the ancient practice for their girlfriends and wives
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the hottest thing about doll joints is the way they pop
December 17, 2025 at 5:34 AM
the hottest thing about doll joints is the way they pop
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Clatex (Clown Latex) (She's a Mime)
December 17, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Clatex (Clown Latex) (She's a Mime)
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I got you 💜
With @gummigirl.com
Photo by IdiosyncraticArt (FL) / gsc.photo (ig)
#latex #latexdrone #latexmodel #socold
With @gummigirl.com
Photo by IdiosyncraticArt (FL) / gsc.photo (ig)
#latex #latexdrone #latexmodel #socold
December 16, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I got you 💜
With @gummigirl.com
Photo by IdiosyncraticArt (FL) / gsc.photo (ig)
#latex #latexdrone #latexmodel #socold
With @gummigirl.com
Photo by IdiosyncraticArt (FL) / gsc.photo (ig)
#latex #latexdrone #latexmodel #socold
someone clean my glasses and tell me I'm pretty
December 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM
someone clean my glasses and tell me I'm pretty
I wonder if I just hit myself with a hammer if it will hurt
🫳🔨ow that hurts
maybe im doing it wrong, lemme jus-
🫳🔨ow that hurts
it can't always hurt, surely it'll be fine this ti-
🫳🔨ow that hurts
what if I change nothing I wonder if anything will be differen-
🫳🔨ow that hur-
🫳🔨ow that hurts
maybe im doing it wrong, lemme jus-
🫳🔨ow that hurts
it can't always hurt, surely it'll be fine this ti-
🫳🔨ow that hurts
what if I change nothing I wonder if anything will be differen-
🫳🔨ow that hur-
December 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I wonder if I just hit myself with a hammer if it will hurt
🫳🔨ow that hurts
maybe im doing it wrong, lemme jus-
🫳🔨ow that hurts
it can't always hurt, surely it'll be fine this ti-
🫳🔨ow that hurts
what if I change nothing I wonder if anything will be differen-
🫳🔨ow that hur-
🫳🔨ow that hurts
maybe im doing it wrong, lemme jus-
🫳🔨ow that hurts
it can't always hurt, surely it'll be fine this ti-
🫳🔨ow that hurts
what if I change nothing I wonder if anything will be differen-
🫳🔨ow that hur-
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wow this movie really IS insanely transgender
December 7, 2025 at 4:23 AM
wow this movie really IS insanely transgender
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ACAB includes the dream police that live inside of my head.
December 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
ACAB includes the dream police that live inside of my head.