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Samwise Skywalker
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Army Vet, Annoying ASS Liberal, Engineer, Mexican food connoisseur, DAT, Salma Hayek fanboy, Star Wars, Marvel, LOTR, The Hobbit… 🇺🇸🇳🇴🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇲🇽🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
You won’t let us set up our warehouse concentration camps? We shall shut down your city! MASSA - Make America Super Shitty Again
MS NOW: "A congressional official with knowledge of the matter is telling MS NOW the cause of the shutdown of El Paso airspace is a lack of communication between the Pentagon and FAA. The official told us the FAA and DOD are 'not in clear communications with each other.'"
February 11, 2026 at 3:45 PM
We are broken as a country. No accountability for these criminals, and most especially the felon in chief.
Trump’s name appears in the unredacted Epstein files 1 MILLION TIMES -- that's 962,000 more times than the redacted files.
February 11, 2026 at 3:43 PM
😂 😂 😂
February 7, 2026 at 11:09 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 10:29 PM
An American Hero!!
ALEX JEFFREY PRETTI. Gone, but never forgotten...

#RIP_Alex 💔
January 27, 2026 at 2:54 PM
What a pathetic piece of 💩! And why did she do this?!? Sucking up to him never helps!!!
January 17, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Let them victims decide what is redacted! If they want their names shown so everyone knows what happened, then do it. Nothing, other than what they choose, should be redacted!!!
January 17, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 9:44 AM
I had to adjust my budgeted amount for groceries. Increased it by 12.5% from last year. I’m lucky I can afford that. Most folks can’t.
Grocery. An old-fashioned word. But a beautiful word.
Grocery prices were up 0.7 percent in December, the largest one-month gain since October 2022. They were up 2.4 percent from a year ago.
January 13, 2026 at 4:19 PM
I love watching him absolutely humiliated in what I hope is his last game. What an absolute prick. He deserves this.
Aaron Rodgers slow motion car crash
January 13, 2026 at 4:12 AM
And my wife thought I was crazy talking about repelling an illegal ICE home invasion. She’s onboard with the “deployment” plan now!!
ICE is using breaching charges to blow doors open on people's homes. ICE is not a military branch and as civilians, they should be limited to the same arms as members of the public. It's illegal for civilians to own, control or use explosive devices.
January 13, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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The 2nd amendment to the US constitution:

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

Today is what this was written for.
January 12, 2026 at 1:48 PM
I’ve seen a lot of posts on this incident. This is it. Fuck these cowards. If they don’t watch out, there’s going to be bounties on their heads when things change…
An ICE agent saying "I don't care" and preventing an innocent woman who's been shot from receiving medical care are not the words or actions of officers lawfully protecting themselves and the community. These are the words of sociopaths happy with murder.
January 9, 2026 at 4:39 AM
As I said previously, farmers voted for Dump in overwhelming numbers. Fuck those ignorant asshats!
December 31, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Showing that it’s all a distraction and an attempt to keep protecting the Cheeto in Chief
Bill Clinton releasing a statement saying 'release the Epstein files, you cowards' was not on my bingo list.
December 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
But if you read the political messages from the VA, they’ve bigly improved their level of service. Sure sure
December 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Republicans, the party of states rights, amirite?
December 12, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Because Dump and maga love the troops….. Fucking “patriots”
Yesterday, Spc Sarah Becstrom was laid to rest in West Virginia at a VA National Cemetery.
Surprisingly none of the major major news media mention it. No flags were lower to half staff.
Well the Convicted FElon keeps the news focus on him.
www.wvva.com/2025/12/10/s...
Spc. Sarah Beckstrom laid to rest with full military honors at W.Va. National Cemetery
Spc. Sarah Beckstrom was laid to rest with full military honors Tuesday in Grafton.
www.wvva.com
December 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Disgusting. Straight disgusting. For maga, there is no right way to come into this country. Note they’re going after birthright citizenship.
My constituent, Wilmer, was mauled by an ICE attack dog despite the fact that, as he has consistently explained, he was not resisting arrest or trying to flee—his wife and young children, all U.S. citizens, were forced to watch helplessly as Wilmer was violently attacked and dragged away.
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Sleepy Joe? Really?!? This fucking clown 🤡.
Caption this.
December 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
This is a good read. But the executive summary is our NATO allies don’t trust us to have their back in a fight with Russia. They’re tight not to put faith in the USA. After over 70 years of trusted friendship, Trump has destroyed this great alliance

apple.news/Ay1YY0z63QZK...
NATO Is Preparing to Confront Russia With Limited US Support — Bloomberg
The worst-case scenario is now a possible one: European troops fighting off an invasion largely alone
apple.news
December 1, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Yes!! This 🔽!!
Can somebody please just leak the Epstein files in their entirety already?
December 1, 2025 at 2:54 AM
This moron keeps hyping that he passed a cognitive test. Because he’s so monumentally stupid he’s equating it to an IQ test. If he had a fruit fly’s IQ, he would realize the difference. 1/3 of our country (the hardcore magats) think he’s the smartest. They all need cognitive tests!!
December 1, 2025 at 2:49 AM
This is the president (lower case intentional) of the usa? Really?!? No way 77 million people voted for this stupidest of stupid asses!
This could be the cold open for the next SNL. 🤦🏽‍♂️
December 1, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I keep saying, don’t come to the USA for vacation. You might get detained by ICE. Or worse…..
The US is facing a significant loss in international tourism in 2025, with the World Travel & Tourism Council(WTTC) projecting a $12.5 billion drop in international visitor spending.
This makes the US the only country out of 184 studied to be projected to see a decline, driven
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM