Rick Caruso’s Private Fire Crew
@amandasmith.bsky.social
Writer, science nerd, boy crazy, Dodger fan. she/her. I made a book & won best dramatic screenplay at #AFF2021. Opinions my own & often wrong.
The new Pixar movie looks great.
November 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The new Pixar movie looks great.
Do you love:
• Novelty home decor ✅
• Pedro Pascal ✅
• Reproductive rights ✅
I’m raffling off a framed needlepoint work of the iconic Pedro Pascal quote! For every $5 you donate to the LAGRH from now til 12/14, you get 1 entry! Reply w donation screenshot to enter.
bit.ly/4idlm9Y
• Novelty home decor ✅
• Pedro Pascal ✅
• Reproductive rights ✅
I’m raffling off a framed needlepoint work of the iconic Pedro Pascal quote! For every $5 you donate to the LAGRH from now til 12/14, you get 1 entry! Reply w donation screenshot to enter.
bit.ly/4idlm9Y
November 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Do you love:
• Novelty home decor ✅
• Pedro Pascal ✅
• Reproductive rights ✅
I’m raffling off a framed needlepoint work of the iconic Pedro Pascal quote! For every $5 you donate to the LAGRH from now til 12/14, you get 1 entry! Reply w donation screenshot to enter.
bit.ly/4idlm9Y
• Novelty home decor ✅
• Pedro Pascal ✅
• Reproductive rights ✅
I’m raffling off a framed needlepoint work of the iconic Pedro Pascal quote! For every $5 you donate to the LAGRH from now til 12/14, you get 1 entry! Reply w donation screenshot to enter.
bit.ly/4idlm9Y
Sometimes you just want to smash things but the patriarchy is an abstract concept so instead you have to just beat a printer with a stick
November 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Sometimes you just want to smash things but the patriarchy is an abstract concept so instead you have to just beat a printer with a stick
Season 1 episode four of Mad About You from 1992. I will never get over this Back to the Future 2-ass timeline.
November 24, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Season 1 episode four of Mad About You from 1992. I will never get over this Back to the Future 2-ass timeline.
I have to guess at least a little Johnny Cash
November 23, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I have to guess at least a little Johnny Cash
Now, as Our Father told you, my name is Matt Foley, and I am a motivational speaker! Before I begin, I want to tell you a little about myself, so you’ll know where I’m coming from. First off, I am 35 years old, I am thrice divorced, and I live in a van down by the river!
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November 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Now, as Our Father told you, my name is Matt Foley, and I am a motivational speaker! Before I begin, I want to tell you a little about myself, so you’ll know where I’m coming from. First off, I am 35 years old, I am thrice divorced, and I live in a van down by the river!
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lol I can’t believe I thought I would have this done by the end of the week, who do I think I am, a person who can accurately predict how much thread she’ll need for a project?
November 22, 2025 at 7:29 AM
lol I can’t believe I thought I would have this done by the end of the week, who do I think I am, a person who can accurately predict how much thread she’ll need for a project?
The Los Angeles Guild For Reproductive Health is an all-volunteer nonprofit raising funds for 5 reproductive rights groups and their year-end giving campaign is underway!
Help them reach $50k by donating today: bit.ly/4idlm9Y
Help them reach $50k by donating today: bit.ly/4idlm9Y
November 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The Los Angeles Guild For Reproductive Health is an all-volunteer nonprofit raising funds for 5 reproductive rights groups and their year-end giving campaign is underway!
Help them reach $50k by donating today: bit.ly/4idlm9Y
Help them reach $50k by donating today: bit.ly/4idlm9Y
Was it this guy
November 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Was it this guy
Listen, it’s entirely possible that the ticket rep is putting my name in Michael Scott’s filing cabinet but it can’t hurt to make it clear my ticket purchases are contingent on the Dodgers not going to the White House.
November 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Listen, it’s entirely possible that the ticket rep is putting my name in Michael Scott’s filing cabinet but it can’t hurt to make it clear my ticket purchases are contingent on the Dodgers not going to the White House.
I tossed off a silly joke about the NBA bubble after the championship and he got very mad people thought it was funny, so he started replying to QTs with screenshots of other people making the joke months prior. He even circled the post date. It was the most anyone has ever thought about my tweets.
November 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I tossed off a silly joke about the NBA bubble after the championship and he got very mad people thought it was funny, so he started replying to QTs with screenshots of other people making the joke months prior. He even circled the post date. It was the most anyone has ever thought about my tweets.
Live your life so that when mediocre men make the news, your friends think of you
November 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Live your life so that when mediocre men make the news, your friends think of you
The best thing about wearing a mask on public transit is no one can see you haven’t tweezed your mustache in a week
November 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The best thing about wearing a mask on public transit is no one can see you haven’t tweezed your mustache in a week
“looking like the modern iteration of a Hitchcock blonde”
November 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
“looking like the modern iteration of a Hitchcock blonde”
Doesn’t look too young! Even if you can go get it and then take it to a shelter - neither of us are able to!
November 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Doesn’t look too young! Even if you can go get it and then take it to a shelter - neither of us are able to!
The level of discourse I bring to things
November 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The level of discourse I bring to things
I called and left vms demanding Padilla and Schiff call for Schumer and Durbin to step down. Have you?
November 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I called and left vms demanding Padilla and Schiff call for Schumer and Durbin to step down. Have you?
this word cloud just slapped on a pink pussy hat and took to the streets
November 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
this word cloud just slapped on a pink pussy hat and took to the streets
Called Schiff and Padilla to tell them not to cave to Republican pressure, selling out Americans to temporarily save the ACA is not a solution. I had to call Padilla’s local office because apparently his DC office doesn’t have VM. Have you called yet?
November 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Called Schiff and Padilla to tell them not to cave to Republican pressure, selling out Americans to temporarily save the ACA is not a solution. I had to call Padilla’s local office because apparently his DC office doesn’t have VM. Have you called yet?
If I can finish this by the end of the week, I’ll raffle it off with the proceeds going to the LA Guild for Reproductive Health (speaking of, they’re having a holiday market on 11/15!)
November 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
If I can finish this by the end of the week, I’ll raffle it off with the proceeds going to the LA Guild for Reproductive Health (speaking of, they’re having a holiday market on 11/15!)
The Los Angeles Guild for Reproductive Health’s Made With Love boutique on November 15 is a great opportunity to shop local and make a huge impact!
November 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
The Los Angeles Guild for Reproductive Health’s Made With Love boutique on November 15 is a great opportunity to shop local and make a huge impact!
Live in LA and need the perfect gift? Love buying things *and* supporting reproductive care and justice? Stop by the LAGRH Made With Love boutique on Saturday November 15!
November 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Live in LA and need the perfect gift? Love buying things *and* supporting reproductive care and justice? Stop by the LAGRH Made With Love boutique on Saturday November 15!