Amanda Burnham
@amandaburnham.bsky.social
Visual artist, professor @TowsonU, comics, runner, track and field enthusiast, paper hoarder, sammiches, Baltimoron
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Amanda Burnham
@amandaburnham.bsky.social
· Nov 15
Belated intro post given the recent influx:
Hi!👋 I’m Amanda. I’m a long time artist (mostly drawing and installation) more recently very into comics (most of which haven’t seen the light of day - yet 😊)
Here’s a recent short comic!
Hi!👋 I’m Amanda. I’m a long time artist (mostly drawing and installation) more recently very into comics (most of which haven’t seen the light of day - yet 😊)
Here’s a recent short comic!
Just walked into an unfamiliar Wegman’s with neither a list nor a plan to shop for Thanksgiving. Am I reckless or am I brave?
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Just walked into an unfamiliar Wegman’s with neither a list nor a plan to shop for Thanksgiving. Am I reckless or am I brave?
Reposted by Amanda Burnham
tech companies continually learning people don't want these things
November 24, 2025 at 12:08 AM
tech companies continually learning people don't want these things
Reposted by Amanda Burnham
DM: The orange fascist lurks in his lair, hunched behind his massive desk, revelling in his stolen power. His acolytes hiss at you as you approach. What does your human bard do --
MAMDANI: Active perception check.
DM: ...that's a natural 20
MAMDANI: Let's fucking go. <FLUTE TRILL>
MAMDANI: Active perception check.
DM: ...that's a natural 20
MAMDANI: Let's fucking go. <FLUTE TRILL>
November 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
DM: The orange fascist lurks in his lair, hunched behind his massive desk, revelling in his stolen power. His acolytes hiss at you as you approach. What does your human bard do --
MAMDANI: Active perception check.
DM: ...that's a natural 20
MAMDANI: Let's fucking go. <FLUTE TRILL>
MAMDANI: Active perception check.
DM: ...that's a natural 20
MAMDANI: Let's fucking go. <FLUTE TRILL>
Reposted by Amanda Burnham
it's so funny to watch the far right White House press pool try to bait Trump to say something nasty about Mamdani and every time he's just like "nah this guy rocks"
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
it's so funny to watch the far right White House press pool try to bait Trump to say something nasty about Mamdani and every time he's just like "nah this guy rocks"
Reposted by Amanda Burnham
House votes on dumbass resolution condemning socialism, meanwhile the DSA's Lisan al-Gaib rolls the truculent child brain president like a pair of socks
November 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
House votes on dumbass resolution condemning socialism, meanwhile the DSA's Lisan al-Gaib rolls the truculent child brain president like a pair of socks
So delighted that the Bills did not pull a W out of their ass!
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
So delighted that the Bills did not pull a W out of their ass!
Reposted by Amanda Burnham
We need to start modeling ICE deployments as though they're part of a migratory birds pattern. They're out of Chicago, you say? Down in Raleigh and New Orleans now? Just on the cusp of winter? Huh, go figure.
Perhaps Miami and Austin are next?
abc11.com/post/immigra...
Perhaps Miami and Austin are next?
abc11.com/post/immigra...
Customs and Border agents to target Raleigh this week, state senator confirms
Raleigh Mayor Janet Cowell confirmed to ABC11 that federal agents will be in Raleigh on Tuesday.
abc11.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
We need to start modeling ICE deployments as though they're part of a migratory birds pattern. They're out of Chicago, you say? Down in Raleigh and New Orleans now? Just on the cusp of winter? Huh, go figure.
Perhaps Miami and Austin are next?
abc11.com/post/immigra...
Perhaps Miami and Austin are next?
abc11.com/post/immigra...
Tripled the famed @drewmagary.bsky.social chili recipe for a crowd I’m hosting later and had to pull out a second XL crockpot to fit it all. Lol hope my friends like chili
November 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Tripled the famed @drewmagary.bsky.social chili recipe for a crowd I’m hosting later and had to pull out a second XL crockpot to fit it all. Lol hope my friends like chili
Reposted by Amanda Burnham
Jeffrey Epstein to Lawrence Summers (both of whom are very bad people):
“i have met some very bad people , none as bad as trump. not one decent cell in his body. so yes- dangerous”
“i have met some very bad people , none as bad as trump. not one decent cell in his body. so yes- dangerous”
November 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Jeffrey Epstein to Lawrence Summers (both of whom are very bad people):
“i have met some very bad people , none as bad as trump. not one decent cell in his body. so yes- dangerous”
“i have met some very bad people , none as bad as trump. not one decent cell in his body. so yes- dangerous”
Reposted by Amanda Burnham
Candle-lit study. A log burns in the fireplace on tv. Ensconced in a plush leather recliner the color of tobacco, Jim Harbaugh, eyes closed, head resting against palm, brandy-filled snifter balanced on a much-too small cupholder, whispers to himself, “At seven p.m., a main hatchway caved in…”
November 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Candle-lit study. A log burns in the fireplace on tv. Ensconced in a plush leather recliner the color of tobacco, Jim Harbaugh, eyes closed, head resting against palm, brandy-filled snifter balanced on a much-too small cupholder, whispers to himself, “At seven p.m., a main hatchway caved in…”
Reposted by Amanda Burnham
If someone were to announce a credible primary challenge to Schumer this morning, I bet they could raise $10 million before COB today, probably more. Just sayin’
The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
November 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
If someone were to announce a credible primary challenge to Schumer this morning, I bet they could raise $10 million before COB today, probably more. Just sayin’
Reposted by Amanda Burnham
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
Reposted by Amanda Burnham
Holy shit they really unloaded on the fucker
November 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Holy shit they really unloaded on the fucker
Reposted by Amanda Burnham
I think a thing we'll learn tonight is that people fucking hate what is going on and they will straight ticket vote against anyone involved in starving people while pillaging the country and kidnapping their neighbors. I don't think it matters at all who that person is.
November 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I think a thing we'll learn tonight is that people fucking hate what is going on and they will straight ticket vote against anyone involved in starving people while pillaging the country and kidnapping their neighbors. I don't think it matters at all who that person is.
The women have 4 miles and are neck and neck, and ESPN is focused on the guy in 15th who isn’t even in the (massive) lead pack. I don’t care if it’s Kipchoge. Get it together, ESPN!
November 2, 2025 at 3:37 PM
The women have 4 miles and are neck and neck, and ESPN is focused on the guy in 15th who isn’t even in the (massive) lead pack. I don’t care if it’s Kipchoge. Get it together, ESPN!
I love when you see your kids do a dance and ask “what is that?” and they say “that’s the griddy” and you say “what is that” and they look at you like you’re the dumbest person they’ve ever seen
November 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I love when you see your kids do a dance and ask “what is that?” and they say “that’s the griddy” and you say “what is that” and they look at you like you’re the dumbest person they’ve ever seen
That guy’s gonna go throw up now.
November 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
That guy’s gonna go throw up now.
Oh damn, Max is *pissed*
November 2, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Oh damn, Max is *pissed*
Scherzer is such a warrior to stay in after that last inning
November 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Scherzer is such a warrior to stay in after that last inning
Oooooh yeah it’s not a game 7 without a fight!
November 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Oooooh yeah it’s not a game 7 without a fight!
Just the biggest collection of dipshits, goobers, and galoots in that Miami crowd tonight.
October 31, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Just the biggest collection of dipshits, goobers, and galoots in that Miami crowd tonight.
Same, bro. Same.
October 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Same, bro. Same.
Dang, that cameraman that just leapt to avoid Bo Bichette’s hit is an *athlete*. Someone sign that guy to a minor league contract.
October 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Dang, that cameraman that just leapt to avoid Bo Bichette’s hit is an *athlete*. Someone sign that guy to a minor league contract.