Amanda Boekelheide
@amandaboekelheide.bsky.social
contrarian & cyborg. actor. odd jobist. lover of tilda/es & ampersands. writer. shakespeare aficionado. q4q & t4t. they/them for those who can hack it
Ignorance is rarely appealing
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Ignorance is rarely appealing
Au naur people say that?
December 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Au naur people say that?
Another disappearing call notification
November 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Another disappearing call notification
‘Lock them up,’ now they all have great hair
November 30, 2025 at 2:39 PM
‘Lock them up,’ now they all have great hair
Yesss! In a way that means she doesn’t, in fact, follow them in a harm way
November 30, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Yesss! In a way that means she doesn’t, in fact, follow them in a harm way
I have need of rubs for my tum and I love it when people yuk my yums because it means all the more for meee
November 30, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I have need of rubs for my tum and I love it when people yuk my yums because it means all the more for meee
Can we wash them first?
November 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Can we wash them first?
The silence was eerie
November 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
The silence was eerie
And then again ‘but our bathroom is flooded’ and nothing else. It’s fucking weird. Like I’m not a water wizard, I’m not the super
November 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
And then again ‘but our bathroom is flooded’ and nothing else. It’s fucking weird. Like I’m not a water wizard, I’m not the super
Then they’re like, ‘but our bathroom is flooded.’ They just kept repeating it again and again, and I was like ‘do you wanna come in? Do you want to look at my bathroom?’ and ‘I don’t know what you’re asking’
November 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Then they’re like, ‘but our bathroom is flooded.’ They just kept repeating it again and again, and I was like ‘do you wanna come in? Do you want to look at my bathroom?’ and ‘I don’t know what you’re asking’
Neighbors from downstairs are odd - they came up and were like ‘our bathroom is flooded’ and I said ‘that sucks! what would you like me to do?’ and they’re like ‘our bathroom is flooded’ and I was like ‘my water isn’t on. I’ve been asleep for the last hour not using any water, how can I help’
November 28, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Neighbors from downstairs are odd - they came up and were like ‘our bathroom is flooded’ and I said ‘that sucks! what would you like me to do?’ and they’re like ‘our bathroom is flooded’ and I was like ‘my water isn’t on. I’ve been asleep for the last hour not using any water, how can I help’
For this evening, the super and the neighbors get to bang around and freak out about problems with pipes
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
For this evening, the super and the neighbors get to bang around and freak out about problems with pipes
Yet another
November 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Yet another
I love that for the cheap thrill
November 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I love that for the cheap thrill
I love that with beets and peeing so much
November 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I love that with beets and peeing so much
I use it for cats, people who do crazy things with their bodies, trans community, horses, trees, lesbians chopping wood, and archery, but now I’m curious about all these children in wells. Do they get out? Does it end, um, well?
November 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I use it for cats, people who do crazy things with their bodies, trans community, horses, trees, lesbians chopping wood, and archery, but now I’m curious about all these children in wells. Do they get out? Does it end, um, well?
But somehow very shiny
November 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
But somehow very shiny
Can’t say I know what this is about exactly, but I’m here for the weapons and glares near the dip energy
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Can’t say I know what this is about exactly, but I’m here for the weapons and glares near the dip energy
Yesss! 🖤🖤🖤
November 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Yesss! 🖤🖤🖤