Amanda Boekelheide
@amandaboekelheide.bsky.social
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contrarian & cyborg. actor. odd jobist. lover of tilda/es & ampersands. writer. shakespeare aficionado. q4q & t4t. they/them for those who can hack it
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An adult who understands yes and shouldn’t be judged for his bratty masochism
I think you’ll be pleased to know that today’s subway rat is alive
And then conversely, I’m also being bombarded. Life is funny that way
I can’t always be the one to make the efforts. There needs to be some balance in the world, here
I mean, we all know that there’s really not a rap video for Lil Wayne, right? Like that’s for sure 100% bullshit. I’ve dealt with similar scams several times before
‘I go outside and it breaks my heart’
Right? Then I misgendered myself later, but the word play was too good to pass up
It’s all a metaphor, dahhhrrrrling
I started to get one recording where two of my neighbors on different sides were laughing, and then one of them started singing, lol
Today people are laughing like maniacs. No more random singing, just cackling
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Just being alive is such a crapshoot
Women and/or fems should understand how radically insecure it can be to be a woman and/or fem in this world
I found a place to pee on today’s walk, sign said customers only, but I cleaned the inside of the bathroom and fixed the broken toilet paper roll holder instead of purchasing something. They didn’t have any toilet paper to use, so it seemed like more than fair exchange for one flush of their toilet
Meanwhile, Siri with its death by one million errors
Israeli hostage, Palestinian prisoner. Fascinating word choice
Good thing I got this extra banana and orange I guess. Still doesn’t answer the question of the disappearing lemon